For decades Phil Callaway has made us think, smile, and thank God. This new book is a welcome event.
Max Lucado
pastor and bestselling author
Callaway could write about owning a shrew and Id be entertained, amused, and taught something profound. I had no idea we could learn so much from dogs and have this much fun doing so. This book is tender, uplifting, and funny.
Dr. Kevin Leman
author of Have a Happy Family by Friday
Phil Callaway has the extraordinary gift of writing about ordinary life in a way that makes you laugh, cry, reflect, and gain hopeall in the same paragraph. This book might inspire you to get a dog. It will definitely compel you to live a better life.
Richard Blackaby
author of Experiencing God at Home and Customized Parenting in a Trending World
If laughter is the best medicine, Phil is the best apothecary. In this wonderful book about the goodness of a dog, he serves up humor in huge doses and somehow manages to be profound and hilarious in a single breath. Read this story of the two Mojos and prepare to get your own mojo back.
Mark Buchanan
author of Your Church Is Too Safe
Tricks My Dog Taught Me made me laugh over and over. And in the vulnerability of that laughter, Phil managed to tug at my heart and challenge my soul. This book will stay with you a long timeits a refreshing and truthful companion on a life-journey that can be scary and exhausting.
Rick Lawrence
executive editor of Group Magazine
author of Sifted and Shrewd
Dogs teach us about life, death, and everything in between. Phil Callaway supplies the laughter. Dont miss this long walk with a good friend.
Chris Fabry
author and radio host
Phil Callaway has done it again. In his oddball yet endearing and deeply resonant way, he connects with our human experience and gives light, laughter, insight, and spiritual encouragement. Even if youre not a dog person, youll love this book.
Ellen Vaughn
author of Choosing to See and Its All About Him
I dont have a dog, but reading Tricks My Dog Taught Me awakened me to the homespun wisdom other peoples dogs can teach me. I guffawed so loudly, my airplane seatmates wanted in on the joke.
Connie Cavanaugh
author of Following God One Yes at a Time
Thank God for another wonderful work by Phil Callaway! Along with lots of laugh-out-loud humor, Phil delivers sage advice that will inspire, inform, and enlighten you.
Charles Marshall
author of The Seven Powers of Success
What a fun read! I loved this book and smiled all the way through. This is pleasant, relaxing, insightful. Easy to read, yet full of truth!
Carl Madearis
author of Speaking of Jesus
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This book contains stories in which peoples names and some details of their situations have been changed to protect their privacy.
For David, my wise and discerning nephew who has read each of my books multiple times.
Lover of life and God.
But not a big fan of dogs.
Yet.
TRICKS MY DOG TAUGHT ME
Copyright 2015 Phil Callaway
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Callaway, Phil, 1961-
Tricks my dog taught me / Phil Callaway.
pages cm
ISBN 978-0-7369-5946-9 (pbk.)
ISBN 978-0-7369-5947-6 (eBook)
1. VirtuesAnecdotes. 2. Social skillsAnecdotes. 3. Human-animal relationshipsAnecdotes. 4. DogsAnecdotes. 5. Christian lifeAnecdotes. 6. Callaway, Phil, 1961Anecdotes. I. Title.
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Contents
W hile writing this book, I was accosted by several who snickered at my title and the thought of a dog teaching us anything worthwhile. You havent met my dog, was how they put it. One confessed, My dog barks at everything but did nothing when a burglar showed up. I think he helped him carry stuff out. What can I learn from that? Kindness? Servanthood? Another divulged that his dog routinely lies in front of the tires of his parked car and turns up his nose at dog food, preferring the neighbors kitty litter box. We would never allow that behavior in our children, he said.
And he was right. Some of the characteristics we observe in our dogs should not be emulated. For one thing, dogs are incorrigible liars. Let me outside! they beg with a grin. I wont touch the garbage! But they do touch the garbage. Take me with you! they say with their tails. I wont be a problem! But they will be a problem.
Dogs are perjurers.
They are also among the worlds most adept con artists. They can pick your wallet clean, determine when you sleep and when you rise, bite a million Americans a year, and determine which friends are welcomed and which are snarled at.
Dogs are freeloaders.
They steal unattended cookies, mark your territory as theirs, and bark at hair dryers, violins, ornamental cats, and anything that moves faster than a toddler.
Certain dogs have been known to commandeer and hold hostage entire households. An acquaintance, whose name I shall wisely conceal, walks on eggshells in his own home. He tiptoes around his snarling schnauzer, fearful of disturbing its sleep. The dog adores the mans wife but will sometimes try to keep him from her, guarding doorways and barking wildly when he enters a room. His theme song is Who Let the Dogs In? The schnauzer has this man exactly where he wants him. Hes playing him like the bagpipes.
The ancient Romans used the word Canis to mean parasite, hanger-on. But most naysayers will admit that, if nothing else, dogs are brilliant at discovering a chink in our armor, of weaseling their way into our hearts. Who wouldnt admire the cunning of a creature with so many woeful habits that is allowed to share the front seat of our cars?
This is the story of one of those dogs. And how that dog changed a family. Forever.
F or many months a picture clung to our fridge. It was a school assignment brought home by our son Jeffery. Hed finished it on time. Hed received stellar marks. I was proud. And a little surprised. At the top he had written, Wut I wont for Krismus. Below the words was a tree etched in crayon and crowned with a yellow star. Beneath the tree was a gopher. Or a sweater perhaps. I wasnt sure.
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