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Copyright 2018 Brooke Barker
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
At the risk of losing all credibility as the author of a book
about babies, I want to admit that I dont remember too
much about being a baby. I dont remember any of it
actually. But I do have four younger siblings and grew up
with a front row seat to their human childhoods.
By the time my youngest sisters, Drew and Bryn,
were born, we all were a bit impatient and taught them
sign language, so we could communicate with them
before they learned to talk. The two most important signs
in their vocabulary were cookie and more. Cookie!
my sister Bryn would silently greet us each morning.
More cookie, Drew would agree, gleefully pushing her
fingers into the palm of her hand. It wasnt hard to be a
human baby in our family.
Tiger salamanders also come from large families, but
the larvae dont learn sign language. If they did, theyd
find words and phrases like cannibal and teeth strong
enough to crush bones the most useful. I dont think
we even taught my sisters those signs. They werent
included on the DVD.
The first few years of an animals life are almost com-
pletely devoid of cookies and instead are a daily adorable
fight for survival.
Right now in a quiet and sunny room, a human baby
is listening to a Baby Mozart playlist.
And right now on a remote beach on the Galapagos
Islands, a newly hatched iguana is running for its life,
chased by a dozen adult racer snakes who are nearly
starved and will kill and eat anything that moves. The
hatchling might be only a few minutes old, but a hungry
snake might be the first face it ever sees.
At this moment somewhere else in the world,
a human father is babyproofing a kitchen, putting small
plastic locks on a drawer that will keep both children
and adults from accessing knives.
At this moment in a dark forest full of predators,
a rabbit parent is leaving her litter of newborn bunnies
alone for the day. Their surroundings are essentially a
rabbit haunted house, packed with foxes, wolves, hawks,
and inclement weather, and she leaves them with noth-
ing to protect them except her very best wishes.
Right now, a babysitter is pleading with a human
baby to take another bite of mashed carrot.
And right now, a meerkat mother is crawling silently
into a burrow and quickly eating all six of her rivals
children.
Baby animals might be cuddlier than their adult
counterparts, but theyre softer and slower too. Theyre
an easy target for every bad thing that can happen in an
already-difficult animal life. So the next time you enjoy
a video of a panda cub sneezing, youll know what that
panda cub has been through. And the next time you
make eye contact with a bird parent, you can give them
a respectful nod.
Theres nothing cute about being an animal baby.
Except for the animal babies themselves, which are
adorable.