Being required by the ministry to record the extraordinary circumstances of my visit to Campania, the prodigies of that land, and the ordeal encountered there, I, Taras the Mede, loyal subject of the empire of Parthia, declare this statement true before all-knowing god. The implications I leave to the minister, and god himself.
The Syrians roots were indeterminate. He shipped from Tyre, at the conflux of East and West, passing freely in the ports of Roman empire, accepted for what he wasan illiterate sea-tramp, devoid of ideology. But if events were to dwarf, better men to diminish him, his role at first was pre-eminent. Without him, this report would not have reached the Eastern World().
For myself, having taken to the road during hard times, I struggled to Tyre as a merchants scribe, there to fall jobless in a strange and uncaring port. In desperation, I applied for work to Captain Borobo. The Syrian eyed me malevolently.
A Mede? What would I want with a scribbler from the wilderness?
They told me you needed a ships clerk.
Come back, Mede, when you find one.
Im trained in languages, accountancy, letters of many kinds.
Easterners! Peasants, camel-drovers, the lot of them.
I omit the obscenities from his speech, which, like his appearance, was execrable. I can still see his carious teeth and gnawed fingernails. Retreating with aversion, I was caught by the shoulder in a brutal grip. Shes loaded to the scuppers, scribe. Get aboard and make an inventory. We sail with tomorrows dawn. And Mede, he gave me a rough push, dont think Im prejudiced. Any trouble, and youll bleed as red as anyone.
Thus in the spring of the Roman year 832 A.D. 79 by the reckoning of the Nazarene iconoclastsI started my voyage west. Not, it will be noted, with any planned itinerary, but blindly, of economic necessity. Beneath the captains coarse skin, and coarser humour, his schemes were unknown to me. I sensed only that to obstruct them would be perilous.
HOW TARAS REACHED POMPEII
Borobos ship was a creaking, brine-festooned tyranny. The crew, now belaboured, now imprecated, grudgingly gave their best. The pugnacity evidenced by the armoury he carried, and a cruel scar on his lower face, was a byword, I learned, from the Nile delta to the Thasos straits.
Certainly, pirates steered respectfully clear of us. In the market, it was another tale. Our ports of call revealed Borobo the merchant, full of cunning and unctuous charm. I found the merchant as distasteful as the galley boss.
It serves no purpose to dwell on the trading run. Enough to observe that, while my clerical skills were un-faulted, my manners more than flattered the captain and his clients. Distinction impresses none so much as those who scoff at it, and Borobos jibes assumed an edge of clumsy affability. Pragmatically, I humoured his mood against pay-dayand the chance, at last, to be done with him.
By now we were far beyond the world of Eastern history, even that of the fabled days of Darius(). From Rhodes and Crete, we had coast-hopped northwest, profits mounting, stock diminishing, until by midsummer I looked forward impatiently to turning round. Back in Tyre, I would use my discharge emolument to retrace my steps overland, returning to the ancestral plateau and old friends. I did not anticipate the shock ahead.
The last of our cargo sold, we had beached on remote Cephallenia and were checking the treasury. Borobo caressed the coins unhurriedly. When the men are fit, he announced at length, well be pushing off. My eagerness to do as much was unconcealed. Theyll need no urging, I predicted, on the homeward trip.
PLAN OF POMPEII
Homeward?
The holds empty.
Then well sail like a gull, scribe. Westward, to fresh lands. He glanced at me wickedly. Youve nothing to tell them back home, yet. Look, we replenish here: He described the shape of a leg in the sand with a blunt finger. Italy. He dropped a pebble in proximity to the shin. The captains eyes shone. He said: The crown of CampaniaVesuvius! When youve seen Vesuvius, youll have something to write about.
My anger verged on mutiny. For a moment, I considered the step seriously. But if I thought to find the crew behind me in opposing the captains project, I was disabused. A strange expectation had gripped the lower deck. Though no more than two of the men had sailed the Tyrrhenian, the willingness of the rest to voyage beyond the bounds of providence tempered my wrath with curiosity.
Encouraging their gossip, I discovered the attraction of Campania. In the mythology of this credulous fraternity, our destination was some kind of paradise, a golden land embracing bounty and indulgence unlimited: fields which yielded three harvests of grain a year, wines of blissful potency, fountained gardens fit for Greek gods, sporting spectacles on a scale to thrill heroes.
They say, averred one weathered veteran, the women look like angels, and lust like men. Whore houses, they believed, vied with temples in profusion; fortunes changed hands in the gaming dens. The imperial ghosts of Rome, I was assured, had rhapsodized Campania: Augustus, Cicero, Nero. The lite of the West still flocked there to rejuvenate.
It was a devils brew. Untutored in the simple virtues of the prophet Zarathustra, as in the wisdom of Ormazd(), the crewmen fell to oar and sail with perverse zest. Borobo lived off my discomfort for many days. Homeward! he would chuckle, baring black incisors. You couldnt urge them homeward, even if they had homes! Or: Youve been telling them tales of the East, scribe. Theyre heading west like dogs with their tails on fire!
THE BAY OF NAPLES AND VESUVIUS
His jesting endured until we reached the foot of Italy. In the narrow straits at its toe, the captain grew watchful; the men subdued. We gave a flotilla of unknown oarships a lot of sea, beaching for refreshment with caution. My foreboding intensified. If Borobo, with his established immunity, his faith in the universal passport of ready gold, had crossed the limits of assurance, what of my lucka lone patriot on the sea of Rome?
We were passing the country of the Bruttians, infested, as it was, by marauding gangs of ill repute. Only prayer sustained me in any hope. Then, at last, we were free of the lands constraint.
With the spray of the Tyrrhenian, the tension eased. Plunging north towards a happily empty horizon, the galley vibrated with renewed expectation, increasingly wishful projections of the promised land which, in the first days of August, loomed wraith-like to starboard. Borobo held course, peering for a landmark.
Hesitantly, my spirits rose.
We were cruising parallel to a sunny coast: an unfurling panorama of pastures and terraces blessed to such perfection by their varied growth that apprehension dissolved in admiration. Orchards of apple and pear adorned the waters edge. The luxuriant leaf of fig was abundant. Among other fruits, I discerned cherry, pomegranate, quince and melon. The foliage of chestnut and almond was evident. So much fatter, I must report, were the milch beasts of Campania than our own animals, that I could scarcely believe they possessed bones.