Ngaio Marsh - The Nursing Home Murder

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THAT ONE

Friday, the fifth. Afternoon.

The Home Secretary, with an air of finality, laid down the papers from which he had been reading and glanced round the table. He was struck, not for the first time, by the owlish solemnity of the other members of the Cabinet. Really, he thought, we look for all the world like a Cabinet Meeting in a cinema. We are too good to be true. As if to, confirm this impression, the Prime Minister flung himself back in his chair, laid the palms of his hands on the table, and cleared his throat.

Well, gentlemen, he said portentously, there we have it.

Strong! said the Foreign Secretary. He folded his arms and stared at the ceiling.

Drastic! added the Lord Chancellor. I venture to think drastic.

But in my opinion, the Postmaster-General said, neither too strong nor too drastic. He fidgeted with his tie and became almost human. Damn it all, he said irritably, weve got to do something.

There was a pause. The Home Secretary drew in his breath sharply.

Well, repeated the Prime Minister, we have talked a great deal, gentlemen, and now weve heard the proposed Bill. We have all the facts. To put it briefly, we are perfectly well aware of the activities of these anarchistic personages. We know what they are about and we know they mean to take definite action. We are agreed that the importance of the matter can hardly be overstated. The reports from the F.O., the Secret Service and the C.I.D. are sufficiently conclusive. We have to deal with a definite menace and a growing menace. Its a bad business. This Billhe made a gesture towards the Home Secretarymay be drastic. Does anyone think it too drastic? Should it be modified?

No, said the Postmaster-General. No.

I agree, said the Attorney-General.

Has it occurred to you, asked the Lord Chancellor, looking across the table to the Home Secretary, that you yourself, Sir Derek, have most cause to hesitate?

The others looked at him. The Home Secretary smiled faintly.

As sponsor for this Bill, continued the Lord Chancellor, you will get a lot of limelight. We know what these people are capable of doing. Assassination is a word that occurs rather frequently in the reports. The Home Secretarys smile broadened a little. I think I do not exaggerate if I say their attention will be focused on yourself. Have you considered this possibility, my dear fellow?

I quite appreciate your point, answered the Home Secretary. The Bill is my child Ill not disclaim parentship and Ill look after myself.

I think the Home Secretary should be given proper protection, said the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

Certainly, agreed the Prime Minister warmly. We owe it to the country. Her valuable assets must be guarded. The Home Secretary is an extremely valuable asset.

Sir Derek made a curious grimace.

I can assure you, he said, that Im in no hurry to play the heros part in a theatrical assassination. On the other hand, I really dont feel there is any necessity for me to walk down to the House surrounded by policemen dressed up as private secretaries and journalists.

I met Roderick Alleyn of the C.I.D. yesterday, said the Prime Minister ponderously, and discussed this business quite unofficially with him. Hes had these gentry under his eye for some time. Hes the last man on earth to exaggerate a position of this sort. He considers that the Minister who introduces a Bill to deal with them will be in real danger from the organisation. I strongly urge you to let the Yard take any measures it thinks necessary for your protection.

Very well, said Sir Derek. He moved uneasily in his chair and passed his hand over his face. I take it, he added wearily, that the Cabinet approves the introduction of the Bill?

They fell to discussing again the suggested measures. Their behaviour was weirdly solemn. They used parliamentary phrases and politicians gestures. It was as though they had so saturated themselves with professional behaviourism that they had lost the knack of being natural. The Home Secretary sat with his eyes fixed on the papers before him, as though sunk in a profound and unwilling meditation.

At last the Prime Minister put the matter to the vote did the Cabinet consider the introduction of the Home Secretarys Bill advisable? It did.

Well, said the Prime Minister, that is as far as we need go.

The Home Secretary groaned slightly.

They all turned to him. His face was extremely white and he was leaning forward over the table.

OCallaghan! exclaimed the Postmaster-General. Whats the matter? Youre ill?

Its all right. Pain. Pass off in a moment.

Brandy, said the Prime Minister and stretched out his hand to a bell.

Water, whispered Sir Derek. Just water. When it came he drank it greedily and then mopped his face.

Better, he told them presently. Im sorry.

They looked uncomfortable and concerned. The Lord Chancellor hovered uncertainly over him. The others eyed him with that horrified ineptitude with which we observe sudden illness in our fellow men.

I must apologise, said Sir Derek. Ive had one or two bouts like this lately. Appendix, I imagine. Ill have to get vetted. Its an infernal bore for myself and everyone else. I want to stave it off until after this business if I can. He drew himself up in his chair, paused a moment, and then got slowly to his feet.

Everything settled? he asked.

Yes, yes. Wont you lie down for a little? suggested the Prime Minister.

Thank you so much, P.M. no. Ill go home, I think. If someone could tell my chauffeur A secretary was summoned. OCallaghan turned to the door. The Postmaster-General made as if to take his arm. Sir Derek nodded his thanks, but walked out independently. In the hall the secretary took his coat from the butler and helped him into it.

Shall I come out to the car, Sir Derek?

No, thank you, my boy. Im my own man again. With a word of farewell to the Prime Minister he went out alone.

He looks devilish ill, said the Prime Minister irritably. I hope to heaven its not serious.

Itll be damned awkward if it is, said the Postmaster-General. Poor old OCallaghan, he added hurriedly.

In his car the Home Secretary looked out of the window drearily. They turned out of Downing Street into Whitehall. It was a cold, gusty evening. The faces of the people in the streets looked pinched and their clothes drab and uneventful. Their heads were bent to the wind. A thin rain was driving fitfully across the window-pane. He wondered if he was going to be very ill. He was overwhelmed with melancholy. Perhaps he would die of this thing that seized him with such devastating agony. That would save the anarchists and the C.I.D. a lot of trouble. It would also save him a lot of trouble. Did he really care tuppence about his Bill or about the machinations of people who wanted to revolutionise the system of British government? Did he care about anything or anybody? He was conscious only of a pallid indifference and an overwhelming inertia. He was going to be ill.

At the top of Constitution Hill his car was held up by a traffic jam. A taxi drew up close beside it. He could see that there was a fare inside, but no more than that. The driver looked several times at OCallaghans chauffeur and called out something which his man answered gruffly. OCallaghan had the feeling that the person inside the taxi stared in at his window. He was being watched. He had experienced this sensation many times lately. He thought, with a sort of amusement, of the Prime Ministers anxiety. He pulled a cord and the inside of the car was flooded with light.