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The End Game

Tod Goldberg

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When youre a spy, the word belated gets eradicated from your vocabulary. You dont send belated birthday cards. You dont send belated Christmas cards. You dont send belated wedding, anniversary, graduation or congratulations cards. You dont even bother to send belated wishes via e-mail. You tend to miss physical events like birthdays and baptisms and Bar Mitzvahs, because its nearly impossible to tell a Taliban assassin youll have to halt his inquisition until Monday so you can make it to T.G.I. Fridays for your buddys fortieth.

If birthdays, weddings and holidays meant a lot to you, you wouldnt be traveling the world under diplomatic cloak; youd be sitting in a cubicle, rigging the Secret Santa lottery, drafting memos about the need for casual Fridays, and fantasizing about the person who services the photocopier. Being a spy means never being forced to eat potato skins in a T.G.I. Fridays surrounded by men in Dockers or expressing your emotions through the mystery of Hallmark.

When youre no longer a spy, however, you learn pretty quickly that theres no card that says, Sorry I missed the last dozen Mothers Days. I was busy doing black ops. And yet there I was, in the middle of Target in midtown Miami, staring at row after row of greeting cards, trying to find one that might justifiably say that very thing.

My ex-girlfriend/former IRA operative/current business associate/confusing-person-of-romantic-interest Fiona Glenanne handed me a card. This one is cute, she said.

The cover read: Im Sorry The inside said: For being a terrible son. Happy Mothers Day!

Subtle, I said.

I think it would speak to your mother. She handed me another card. This one had a photo of a line of identical puppies trailing behind their mother. On the inside it said: It could have been worse. There could have been ten just like me. Happy Mothers Day!

A lovely sentiment, I said. But no.

Have you thought about composing your own card?

Fi, I said, I dont even want to buy a card. Why would I want to make one?

I dont know, Michael, Fiona said. Maybe to show your mother you appreciate her carrying your vile existence for nine months.

She had a point. The problem was that if I started making my mother handmade Mothers Day cards now, next year at this time expectations would be astronomical, and next year I planned on being out of Miami permanently. It may be a big city, but when youre essentially trapped in the city limits by your own government, every day it seems to shrink by an inch.

One moment, I was a covert operative in fine standing, negotiating a wire transfer with a Russian gangster over a Nigerian oil refinery. The next moment, I was an ex-covert operative in exceptionally poor status, running for my life. Subsequently, Ive been ensnared here, in Miami, trying to figure out the truth behind who issued my burn notice, thus placing me on a blacklist the world over, my movements alternately watched by the FBI and ignored by the FBI. As long as I dont leave the surrounding area, I wont heat up. So for the last year, Ive been forced to take jobs helping people while I try to gather evidence on the people who turned my dossier into a bible of lies, learning along the way that Ive been moved like a pawn and how difficult it is to find the king.

Thats the easy part compared to navigating my mother Madelines emotional ballistics. Ive spent nearly forty years on this planet, have dodged bullets and missiles, have killed men, have blown up buildings, have found myself disavowed by my own government And I would do all of those things again, twice even, if it meant I wouldnt need to find an appropriate Mothers Day card.

Why dont I just take her out to dinner? I said.

You should make her dinner, Fi said, and handed me another card. This one is nice.

On the front was a huge mushroom cloud erupting over a 50s-era tract home. I didnt bother to open it up. This isnt, technically, helping, I said.

Suit yourself, she said. Im going to the garden section. See if they might have anything I can later use to incinerate your loft when you invariably disappoint me again.

That sounds like a great plan, I said.

I watched Fiona walk away. Both men and women followed her as she passed. She paused for a moment in front of a display of scented candles, let her fingers idle on one, leaned forward to smell it, like she was putting on a little show, letting people know she was in the building, in case anyone hadnt noticed her yet.

A Cuban kid wearing a wife beater and with a barbed-wire tattoo that climbed up the middle of his throat stopped behind her and ogled her ass. He didnt realize it, but depending upon Fionas mood, he was potentially about five seconds away from losing a vital organ.

Fi must have been in a good mood, since when she turned around and saw the kid she just smiled and whisked away.

She had that thing. There wasnt anything physically imposing about her-she was small, really, barely over 53, maybe weighed a hundred pounds with a gun strapped to her ankle-but she walked like a panther, carried herself with a confidence that said she could sleep with you or kill you and it really made no difference to her which outcome won. In a different world, I suppose it would be a lot easier to just be with Fiona, but theres nothing easy about being in a relationship with someone recognized as an international criminal, particularly when youre a spy. Or used to be a spy. My own identity crises probably didnt help the situation.

I spent the next ten minutes thumbing through cards. None of them appealed to me. I kept looking for one that said something along the lines of I love you, despite it all, but Hallmark didnt seem to have that one available this season.

Things were getting dire. I called my younger brother, Nate, to see what he was planning on doing. He answered on the fifteenth ring.

Bro, if someone doesnt answer after five rings, that means they arent home, Nate said. He sounded like hed been sleeping. For days.

What are you getting Ma for Mothers Day? I said.

You dont say hello?

I thought you werent home, I said. I was leaving a message.

What time is it?

Eleven thirty.

Crap, he said. Im late.

Where do you ever have to be?

Ive got appointments, he said. People depend on me.

Nate has never had a real job. Doesnt have a real job. Will never have a real job. He periodically drives a limo, which isnt a real job. Driving all day and getting nowhere does not qualify as actual work. Even a hamster would agree. I suspect one day the IRS will want to have a long, involved chat with him.

You driving to jai alai or the track?

If you must know, jai alai, Nate said. And then I have a few drops at Indian casinos.

You running people or bets?

I have a vested interest in the success of the sport and in the gambling industry as a way of helping the Native Americans.

Its Mothers Day, Nate, I said.

When has that ever mattered to you?

Im just saying, I said. Listen. Im going blind staring at cards. Tell me what you got Ma and Ill let you go.

The same thing I get her every year.

Dealing with Nate is often a delicate exercise. He doesnt react well to authority. He also doesnt think of me as authority, which compounds things. Right, I said. I picked up another card. This one featured a picture of a morbidly obese woman in a bikini. The inside said: I might be responsible for your stretch marks, but at least youre not this fat. Happy Mothers Day! When did greeting cards get so mean?

Where are you? Nate said.

Target.

Arent you all domesticated now?

I even eat with silverware. You were about to tell me what you got Ma.

If you had a yard, you could get one of those blow-up pools. Get Sam to play lifeguard to the neighborhood kids. He was a SEAL, right?

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