R. Raichev - The Murder Of Gonzago

The seventh book in the Country House Crime series, 2012

Three minutes passed before they realized he was dead and another two before it was established how he had died, though any suspicious observer might have argued that at least one of the five people in the room had been aware of both facts all along.

Dont go near him, Dr Sylvester-Sale said, removing the cardboard crown from his head.

Stop filming. I am talking to you, Augustine. Get the bloody camera out of the way at once! As Clarissa Remnant raised her hand, her bracelet in the shape of a coiled serpent glinted ominously.

But how is that possible? Basil Hunter said. Are you are you sure, SS?

Positive.

Why are you still filming, Augustine? Are you out of your mind? Didnt you hear what I said? Clarissa Remnants eyes flashed. Her crown was still on her head.

We must turn the music off, Louise Hunter said. We really must.

But nobody did. The scratchy LP continued to revolve on the ancient wind-up gramophone with its huge brass horn, and The Bilbao Song was followed by Le Roi dAquitaine.

The door opened and a middle-aged woman in glasses entered the room. Its so hot I am afraid I felt faint I dont think the air-conditioning system is working properly, is it? She sounded breathless.

She stood peering at the body on the couch. Is Lord Remnant unwell?

He is dead, Basil Hunter said.

Would one of you take the camera from Augustine? The man is a complete idiot, or else hes doing it on purpose! There was something terrifying about Clarissas white make-up and lips the colour of old blood.

Dead? But how dreadful, Hortense Tilling whispered.

The little beast, Dr Sylvester-Sale said. He was looking in the direction of the french windows. He did it after all. He said he would and he did.

I dont think you should jump to conclusions, Syl, Clarissa said.

It was perhaps unfortunate that it was to Hortense Tilling, Clarissas aunt, that Augustine handed the camera.

Oh dear. Is this the right way to hold it? Its not upside down, is it? Im terribly sorry but Im hopeless with cameras, Hortense moaned. Perfectly hopeless.

Having been very pale, her face was flushed now. She was frightened but also excited. Her thoughts were confused. Dead Lord Remnant was no more it wasnt dreadful at all one always said things one didnt mean the beast was dead destroyed at last questoil fin di chi fa mal this is the end of evildoers there should be singing and dancing in the streets the death of those who do evil is always the same as their lives!

Don Giovanni was her favourite opera.

I have no idea how this thing works, she said. No idea at all.

It doesnt matter how it works. Really, Aunt Hortense! Just turn the bloody thing off. Clarissa Remnant sounded at the end of her tether.

We must call an ambulance, Louise Hunter said.

I dont think that would be much use, Clarissa said.

The police we must call the police. It would be wrong if we didnt call the police. Wed be breaking the law.

Shut up, Louise, Clarissa said. Just shut up.

The next moment she turned and left the room.

Rene Glover was the only one who hadnt uttered a word. Clarissa wasnt going to call the police. Of course not. Clarissa would come up with a plan. Basil Hunter would go along with anything Clarissa said, of that Rene had no doubt. So would Syl. Old Hortense was still struggling with the camera. Louise Hunter seemed larger than ever and she had an outraged expression on her face. Rene tried to catch Dr Sylvester-Sales eye and failed. Theyd agreed to be careful, but surely they could look at each other when Clarissa was not about?

The silk curtains were drawn across the french windows and they stirred slightly. Was that the evening breeze or was someone standing there?

Rene walked up to the curtains and pulled them apart sharply. She didnt believe the killer would be outside.

Behind the net curtains the windows gaped wide open.

Rene Glover walked out through the french windows and glanced round the terrace. No one. The warm Caribbean night closed in on her. The stars shone with fierce brilliancy was that Canopus? The full moon above the palm trees had a purplish tinge. Only an hour previously she had stood on this very spot, admiring the crimson-streaked sunset and listening to the surf and the mournful cries of seagulls

All was quiet now. There was not a breath of wind, just a wonderful balminess in the air. The only sound was that of the insects, a kind of low, steady hiss produced by the rubbing together of thousands of gossamer wings. A moth brushed lightly against her face.

She gazed into the night, at the great avenue of spreading palms thick with shadows, at the harbour lights in the distance. Odd, that she was not at all afraid. Suddenly she heard a tiny splashing noise close by, then another. Stephan? He liked sitting beside the pool, dropping in pebbles.

Her nostrils twitched as they caught a whiff of something she thought was familiar. Very familiar. But it belonged to a different place it belonged to London to Belgrave Square-

Moonlight lay in knife-shaped patterns on the terrace. She took a step to the left and stumbled over something-

A monstrous head with preternaturally long ears leered up at her.

The head was made of papier-mch. A gleaming object lay beside it. Two gleaming objects. Rene glanced over her shoulder, then stooping, she quickly picked up the smaller of the two objects and put it in her pocket.

It had taken her exactly three seconds to realize what the smaller object was and to whom it belonged. Had she been right about the smell then?

A moment later the others joined her on the terrace. Someone gasped-

Rene Glovers expression didnt change. She prided herself on being able to exercise perfect control over her emotions.

In St Johns Wood Lady Grylls was talking to her butler.

She was not wild about going to Roderick Remnants funeral, she wasnt in any way obliged, she was merely a cousin twice removed, but there was nothing better to do at the moment, so would Provost have the goodness to get her hat out? Her funeral hat, she added, not her wedding one. The two hats were strangely similar and no one would notice, so perhaps it didnt really matter, though of course one liked to do the right thing.

And could she have another glass of sherry? She didnt think the hat needed cleaning, or dusting, for that matter. She had worn it only the other week, for Caroline Heppenstalls funeral. Caroline had been a mere seventy-two. These days Lady Grylls went to more funerals and memorial services than weddings. Most of her friends grandchildren were already married and some of the great-grandchildren too, now wasnt that extraordinary? Made one feel positively ancient.

But dont misunderstand me, Provost, I am not in the least depressed. Not a bit of it. I am now quite used to funerals. Well, Ill be eighty-two this year, so thats perhaps how it should be. How many funerals do you think I have attended so far?

This year, mlady?