William Kienzle - Sudden Death

This reminds me of a cartoon."

What?

I said, this reminds me of. . " The band ceased playing, making shouting almost unnecessary. . . a cartoon.

Which cartoon would that be? Father Robert Koesler leaned toward his friend and onetime classmate, Father Patrick McNiff.

I cant remember where I saw it, said McNiff. It was years ago. But it showed a couple of women sitting in the very top row of a stadium. Down on the floor of the stadium were a bunch of dots that represented football players. And one woman was saying to the other, Their shoulders are really falsies.

Koesler grinned. He and McNiff were part of a sellout crowd watching a football game between the Pontiac Cougars and the Chicago Towers in Pontiacs Metropolitan Stadium, sometimes called PonMet, more frequently the Silverdome. By those attempting to enter or exit the parking lot, it was frequently called names never found in a family newspaper.

In any case, it was billed as the Worlds Largest Domed Stadium. Koesler and McNiff were seated in the next to the last row on the upper level.

Couldnt you get anything higher than this? McNiff's sarcasm was evident.

Pat, what you dont understand is that these are among the best seats in the house.

McNiff snorted.

No, really, Koesler insisted. Wait till play starts again. From this vantage, you can see the pass patterns and the defensive alignments. Its like watching all the Xs and Os on a coachs blackboard, only theyre alive. Its really an exciting place to watch a game from.

Youre telling me that weve got the overall picture? The PA was blaring; McNiff was forced to raise his voice. Is that in any way like the overall picture of the Archdiocese of Detroit that Cardinal Boyle keeps telling us he is the sole possessor of?

A kissing cousin. Good grief, that PA is deafening! Its a wonder the players can hear themselves think!"

Hank Hunsinger, the Cougars tight end, stood toweling the back of his neck during the commercial timeout. He could hear clearly the taunts, threats, and imprecations being directed at him by several of Chicagos defensive team. Through some acoustic anomaly, the public-address system did not affect the noise level at the playing surface nearly as much as did the racket made by the crowd as the teams approached the scrimmage line and throughout each play.

The Towers defensive team roundly hated Hank (the Hun) Hunsinger. In that, they were joined by every other defensive team in the league. In one of the most violent games ever devised by civilized mankind, Hunsinger was notorious for his dirty play. If there was an unfair advantage to be taken, he took it. Always. If there was an opportunity to hurt an opponent, he hurt him. He was notorious in the league as a cheap-shot artist.

Hunsinger didnt care. He had not entered a popularity contest. Getting his job done, by whatever means, was his aim.

That he did get his job done was duly noted by his teammates. The Cougars, even if they did not much favor his methods, respected his skill and experience.

Again, Hunsinger did not care.

The referee blew his whistle and pumped his right arm, signaling the thirty-second period during which the offensive team must begin play.

The teams center stationed himself some ten yards behind the line of scrimmage, raised his arm, and cried, Huddah! Which was as close as he would come to Huddle.

The players formed an uneven oval, with the teams center as its focal point. The last to enter the oval, and the only one lowering himself to one knee, was the quarterback. Bobby Cobb was black. Notable only because, although blacks outnumber whites on most pro football teams, it is rare for one to be quarterback.

As he knelt within the oval, Cobb was singing softly, We shall overcome. Such was his style.

In addition to being an extremely violent game, professional football had become one of the most stressful of competitions. Split-second decisions were now the order of the day. Decisions whose outcome would involve, eventually, millions of dollars-in advertising revenue, gate receipts, concession income, television revenue, bets, and, finally, the value of the franchise.

Of all the decisions made on the playing field, none was of greater significance than the quarterbacks. Bobby Cobbs reaction to all of this was a studied nonchalance. He was good at what he did. He knew it. He intended that his attitude of relaxed confidence be contagious. Usually it was.

. . Deep in my heart, I do believe, we shall overcome someday. Well, gentlemen, lets eat em up. Or, as the experts in the booth like to say, Were going to continue to establish our running game. His tone became businesslike. Blue! Right! Thirty-six! Lets see some daylight! On two! Break!

With a communal clap of hands, the team ambled deliberately to its offensive position. The play called for the fullback to run through a hole cleared by the right tackle and the tight end, who, on this play, would align himself as the final lineman on the right side.

As Hunsinger lowered himself to a three-point stance, he gave neither thought nor care to anyones assignment but his. He was to block the strong-side linebacker. Then, as the running back passed that spot, Hunsinger was to proceed downfield to take out the strong safety. For the moment, his attention was riveted on the linebacker, his first target.

The crowd noise swelled. The spectators in the coliseum were eager to see the gladiators do battle. Bobby Cobb would shout the play again-or change it-first calling to the right, then to the left, to make sure all heard it correctly.

Set! Two-thirty-six! Two-thirty-six!

Hut! Hut!

The ball was snapped. Plastic shoulder guards popped; players grunted, yelled, and cursed; padded arms were flung out as weapons; huge bodies launched into each other. One side would win this isolated moment of combat, the other would not; thats the way it always went. For even if there was no advance, that was a victory for the defensive team.

It was a rookie-type blunder. Hunsinger knew it the instant he made contact. He had charged off the line of scrimmage and cut sharply to his right, eyes fixed on the numerals on the linebackers jersey. The initial contact was solid. For good measure, Hunsinger thrust his helmet at the linebackers chin. Butting an opponent was legal but extremely dangerous. The possible injury to his opponent did not trouble Hunsinger.

But a split second after contact, he realized his feet were not properly placed. They were too close together to provide a solid base. Simultaneously, the linebacker, sensing Hunsingers mistake, stepped aside and, grasping the Huns jersey, threw him to the turf like an oversize ragdoll.

Having disposed of the blocker, the linebacker tackled the ball carrier.

A one-yard gain. Second down, nine to go. No one in the stands doubted whose blunder it was.

In the TV booth, the announcer was informing those at home with the aid of instant replay that old number 89 really blew that one. And cost his team some valuable yardage.

Nice block, Hun, the linebacker gloated over his shoulder. Best goddam shot Ive ever seen you throw."

Hunsinger picked himself off the Astroturf, one part of him registering the boos that were cascading upon him from the fans, and returned to where the centers Huddah! again summoned. In the huddle, the fullback, who, unprotected, had been hit hard, glanced balefully at Hunsinger, who continued to stare at the ground. Inwardly, the Hun was seething.

Cobb slid into the huddle on one knee. He had received the next play from the coach through a substitute. Gentlemen, neither I nor the bench is satisfied that we are establishing our running game. So well try again. Slot! Right! Forty-six! Think you can take the backer this time, Hun? Rhetorical sarcasm. On three! Break!