Colin Cotterill - Killed at the Whim of a Hat

Jimm Juree was a crime reporter for the Chiang Mai Daily Mail with a somewhat eccentric family a mother who might be drifting mentally; a grandfather a retired cop who rarely talks; a younger brother obsessed with body-building, and a transgendered, former beauty pageant queen, former older brother. When Jimm is forced to follow her family to a rural village on the coast of Southern Thailand, shes convinced her career maybe her life is over. So when a van containing the skeletal remains of two hippies, one of them wearing a hat, is inexplicably unearthed in a local farmers field, Jimm is thrilled. Shortly thereafter an abbot at a local Buddhist temple is viciously murdered, with the temples monk and nun the only suspects.

Suddenly Jimms new life becomes somewhat more promising and a lot more deadly. And if Jimm is to make the most of this opportunity, and unravel the mysteries that underlie these inexplicable events, it will take luck, perseverance, and the help of her entire family.

Old Mel hired one of Das nephews the slow-witted one with the dent in his forehead to sink a well in his back acre. The irrigation trenches his family had dug between the rows of oil palms didnt extend to the rear fence and the new fronds were browning even before they fanned open. It hadnt rained for a month. Mel had been lugging watering cans out there for two weeks and his back bones were starting to clack like mah-jong tiles. So, a well, a cheap Chinese pump, half a dozen sprinklers, and all hed need to do was flick a switch. Oil palms took care of themselves if you watered them often and gave them manure treats once every three months. Twenty palms saved without crippling his spine. Cheap at twice the price.

So, on Saturday last, Old Mel sat on the top rung of the back fence and watched the young man work. The nephews skull indentation made Mel wonder if hed been hit by a metal petanque ball thrown at high speed. Such was the concavity. But he decided it was better not to ask. He knew the response would be long and slobbered. He knew the nephew would stop work to reply because he couldnt perform two functions simultaneously. So Mel merely sat and watched him dig. He could have chipped in with some labor to make the job easier but Old Mel was a firm believer in not hiring a goat and bleating himself.

The tried-and-tested southern Thai method of sinking a well would undoubtedly not have been acceptable in any Western country where concepts such as quality and safety standards were firmly in place. Four one-meter concrete pipe segments lay on the ground to one side. The nephew would dig a hole broad and deep enough to insert one of the segments. He would then jump into the hole and continue to burrow downward, scooping out earth from beneath the concrete pipe. The latter would sink into the ground like a very slow elevator. Once its top lip was level with the surface of the field, the second pipe segment would be placed on top of it and the excavation would continue. The earth in Old Mels field was a mixture of dirt and sand and once you got below the knotty piss-weed, it was not terribly hard to dig. The problems would begin if you were lucky when the third section was inserted and the water started to rise, turning the hole into a mudbath spa. Before the fourth segment was level with the ground, the unfortunate young man could be spending half his time submerged in murky brown water.

But on this arid Saturday morning the well would not allow itself to be sunk. At no more than waist depth below the surface, the nephews hoe clanged against something solid. A loud metallic gong scattered the wimpy drongos from the trees. Lizards scampered from beneath rocks. The nephew was obviously enchanted by the percussion because he struck three more times before Mel could convince him to cease. The old man climbed down from his perch, hooked his toes into his sandals, and ambled over to the hole. He stopped at the concrete rim and stared down at his laborers feet which, against all the odds, stood astride a small island of rust.

It cant be much, Mel said. Probably a barrel lid. Sink your hoe off to the edges. You can work your way below it and pry it up.

Easily said. The nephew prodded and poked but every foray produced the same tinny clunk. There was no way around it. For all anyone knew, the obstruction might have extended from the Gulf all the way across to the Andaman Sea and been connected to one of the earths plates. All Mel could think about was that this sheet of metal stood defiantly between him and lower-back-pain relief. He wasnt about to give in without a fight whether it unbalanced the earth or not. He walked to the fence, grabbed a solid black crowbar and held it out to the lad.

Here, use this, he said. Smash your way through it.

Das nephew stared forlornly at the tool. It was obvious some laborious mechanical process was taking place in his mind. The crowbar was getting heavy in Mels hand.

Im just paid for digging, said the nephew, at last.

Nobody said nothing about smashing. Thats a job for specialists, smashing is. Im just a digger.

Go on, boy. Look at it. Its rusted to hell. You could sneeze a hole in it.

I dont know, Old Mel. Wear and tear on the tools. All that added time

This was a lesson learned for Mel. A brain dent did not necessarily affect a young mans ability to extort.

All right, look. Im not going to pay you to start a new well somewhere else, so why dont we just saywhat? Fifty baht extra? Hows that?

There was no further discussion. The nephew began jabbing the crowbar into the metal plate with renewed enthusiasm. With the fifty baht incentive, the young man performed like a large, enthusiastic can opener. He stood at the center of the hole and gouged through the metal around him. Like Mel, hed probably expected to be able to lift out a perfect circle of rusted metal and continue his dig south uninterrupted. He would have anticipated a firm grounding of earth beneath the metal. He probably didnt expect in his wildest and most troubling dreams to hear that teeth-grinding creak, or to have the metal upon which he stood drop like a theatrical trapdoor. He seemed to hover in mid-air for a split second before plummeting into the dark void beneath him.

The silence that followed stretched into the hot early morning like warm noodle dough. Crickets and songbirds held their breaths. A solitary wispy cloud hung overhead. Mel stood leaning forward slightly to look into the hole but all he could see was blackness. He didnt recall the lads name so he couldnt call it out.

You all right there? he said. Then, realizing the newly opened shaft might be vastly deep he shouted the same question. YOU ALL RIGHT?

There was no reply.

A number of lands around the globe have what they refer to as a southern temperament. Thailand is no exception. Old Mel could surely have gone running off screaming for help. He might have beaten a pestle against the old tin tub that hung from his balcony or trekked those two kilometers to the nearest payphone. But he was a southerner. He broke off a stem of sweet grass to chew while he sat on the concrete segment and gazed into the abyss. There was a good deal to consider. Perhaps this had been a blessing in disguise. He wondered whether theyd chanced on an old well shaft. Saved themselves time. But thered been no splash. It was probably dry. Bad luck, that.

Young fellow? he called again, half-heartedly.

There was still no response.