Reed Coleman - Little Easter

The new TV talked to no one but me. Its virginal speakers babbled to an empty bar, a rapidly decomposing dartboard and a pay-for-pool table at which no one was paying and no one was playing. Taxidermied fishes, with sawdust for souls and glass buttons for eyes, turned deaf ears to the moot squawking, choosing instead to spy threatening harpoons, crossed like dueling foils against the red brick and mortar of the opposing wall. Yes, the new TV talked, but I barely listened. I was too busy blowing imaginary dust out of clean pony glasses and watching the weather.

Sound Hill was wedding dress white, Bing Crosby white, White Christmas white. After five fingers worth of years in this town, youd think Id be comfortable with the notion of snow keeping its cream for more than a few nods and a wink. I wasnt. Where I come from in Brooklyn, snow falls dirty. At least I remember it that way. Back there the only white snow you see is spray-painted onto shop windows around the holidays. I guess Im exaggerating, but not much, really. The airs pretty dirty over Brooklyn.

How far was the city; sixty, seventy miles west of here? Yet, for a goodly part of the time, Brooklyn seemed like a distant planet or a place where I came from in someone elses life. I dont know. I talked about it sometimes with my fellow Brooklyn emigr, John Francis MacClough. He didnt know either and cared even less. Like most retired city detectives hed cracked too many skulls and touched too many corpses to dwell on the metaphysical.

Funny thing about MacClough was that he never much reminded me of that someone elses life or the home planet. No, it took things like white snow to stick its finger down my throat and pull out the past. It took things that kept me off balance, things Id never adjusted to. Things, I imagine, I hadnt wanted to adjust to. Things that were sort of an escape hatch in case I wanted to travel back and remember. Why I wanted to remember just now, I couldnt say.

Tonight I was in charge of MacCloughs lifeless Rusty Scupper, alone with his stiff little fishes and my less than sober thoughts. It was Christmas Eve and I was as comfortable as Moses munching on communion wafers. Forget their protestations to the contrary, all Jews are eternally ill at ease with the whole Christmas ordeal. Hanuka is a nice holiday, but eight colored candles and a four-sided top are no match for the son of God-not even with the points.

When I was a kid, Catholic girlfriends were my remedy for Christmas discomfort. A little turkey, a little midnight mass, a few green and red and white gift-wrapped baubles do wonders for teen-age, Jewish discomfort. Now girlfriends, Catholic or otherwise, were less of a distraction and considerably harder to come by. Since my move to Sound Hill Id done the volunteer routine, subbing for MacClough on Christmas Eve. It was, after all, the Christian thing to do. Besides, Johnny figured I couldnt do much damage in a predictably empty bar. Hed have never left the Scupper in my hands in July. Twenty years as a beat cop and detective had taught John Francis how to pick his spots.

You see, when the flocks moved east, they moved east in summer. And by no means was the Lord their shepherd. Absolut and orange juice and walk-to beaches with weedy sand dunes like sirens pulled them here. Or was it just the city that pushed them away? Its hard to know for certain, even having lived on both sides of the migration.

Summers in Sound Hill are lovely magnets, but its spring and winter and fall that make people stay. Things are more real here then. With the passing of Labor Day, life takes on a sort of self-imposed timelessness. The Star Spangled Deli is relieved of its obligation to carry three sizes of French bottled water, six shapes of Japanese rice bran pasta and two brands of Panamanian beer. Over at the service station, Stan Long deflates gas and labor prices back down to a level even people without titles can afford. And the farm stand girls turn in their gingham gowns for cold, early mornings of dirty work and school buses. And. .

I stopped watching the snow. White weather and alcohol and loneliness are a bad combination, makes a mans mind wonder where maybe it shouldnt. I dug some quarters out of the register, poured myself another Black and Tan and strolled to the pool table for a game of Eight Ball, solitaire style. I set my pint glass down on the edge of the worn and pitted table. I chose the least curved cue from the four sad offerings stuck in the wall rack. Twirling and swooshing the stick with my unskilled hands, I was Cyrano, a samurai, a majorette. One thrust at the elevated TV and the background babbling ended, a powder blue chalkmark on the Power switch indicating my success. God, the bar was so awfully quiet now. The cue sliding thru the insides of my fingers was the only sound the world had to offer.

Is Johnny Blue here? her emphatic whisper broke the silent spell.

I turned too quickly to the door, carelessly swinging the curved stick and launching the nearly full pint glass into space. Gravity pulled it toward the center of the earth.

How long have you been standing there? I knelt in the puddle of ale, stout and glass, more concerned with whether shed seen my Zorro and baton routine than the presence or absence of one Johnny Blue. Thirty-six-year-old men are vain like that.

Where is Johnny Blue? it was less of a whisper this time.

Look, lady, I came out of my crouch, thats three questions-two for you and one for me-and were not gettin anywhere.

She didnt like that, not that she said so. It was more the way she stiffened under her tattered mink. Her shape was pleasant enough, accented by the soft fur belt pulled in at the waist, but she was no teen-ager. Her overly made-up features were sadly grotesque in that once they must have been neither sad nor grotesque. You could count the mileage in her sleepy, pink-shadowed lids and measure the wear and tear by counting the cracks in her almost orange face powder. I couldnt tell much about what color her hair had been. Itd probably been a lot of colors. Now it was mostly gray and straight and lifeless. Its ends were buried somewhere beneath the half-upturned collar of that once proud coat. Unlike the shattered pint glass, more than carelessness and gravity had contributed to her fall. I could see that even from where I stood.

Do you mean, MacClough, Johnny MacClough? I evened up the questions at two apiece, feeling less embarrassed for myself.

I shouldnt have come, she said to herself, but loud enough for me to catch. Her drained green eyes didnt seem to notice me. I shouldnt have come.

I started to make my way around the back of the bar. Sit down a minute and have a-

God, she cut my offer of an Irish Coffee short, I should never have come. And with that she turned on the spikes of her inappropriate black shoes, exiting as quietly as shed entered.

Yeah, I said to her fresh memory, and a merry Christmas to you too!

That was that. I gave last call. No one objected. No one was there to object. The TV was off, the fishes were dead and my visitor had just departed for parts unknown. I clanged the tip bell a few times for the exercise and came around front of the bar to officially close the Scupper.

Christ! I screamed while slipping on the forgotten glass of the cue stick casualty. Unless some wacky guy came in and announced that he was the real Johnny Blue and asked did I know where his mink-coated, orange-faced middle-aged girlfriend had got to, Id be able to clean up the broken glass in no time. But stepping to the front door, I slipped again. This time I found clear crystals under my shoe that seemed to bear little relation to a broken beer glass.