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A dark and bitingly humorous collection of short stories from the brilliantly evocative (Time) Paul Theroux A family watches in horror as their patriarch transforms into the singing, wise-cracking lead of an old-timey minstrel show. A renowned art collector relishes publicly destroying his most valuable pieces. Two boys stand by helplessly as their father stages an all-consuming war on the raccoons living in the woods around their house. A young artist devotes himself to a wealthy, malicious gossip, knowing that its just a matter of time before she turns on him.

In this new collection of short stories, acclaimed author Paul Theroux explores the tenuous leadership of the elite and the surprising revenge of the overlooked. He shows us humanity possessed, consumed by its own desire and compulsion, always with his carefully honed eye for detail and the subtle idiosyncrasies that bring his characters to life. Searing, dark, and sure to unsettle, Mr. Bones is a stunning new display of Paul Therouxs fluent, faintly sinister powers of vision and imagination (John Updike, The New Yorker).

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Copyright 2014 by Paul Theroux

All rights reserved

For information about permission to reproduce selections from this book, write to Permissions, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company, 215 Park Avenue South, New York, New York 10003.

www.hmhco.com

The Library of Congress has catalogd the print edition as follows:

Theroux, Paul.

[Short stories. Selections]

Mr. Bones : twenty stories / Paul Theroux.

pages cm

ISBN 978-0-544-32402-2 (hardback)

I. Theroux, Paul. Minor watt. II. Title.

PS3570.H4A6 2014

813'.54dc23

2014013037

e ISBN 978-0-544-32403-9
v1.0914

Mr. Bones, The Furies, and Im the Meat, Youre the Knife first appeared in The NewYorker; Incident in the Oriente, Our Raccoon Year, and Long Story Short (under the title Twenty-two Stories, which won a 2009 PEN/O. Henry Prize) in Harpers Magazine; Neighbor Islands in the Sunday Times (London); The First World in Precious Stories; Siamese Nights and Voices of Love in the Atlantic; Another Necklace in Subtropics; Minor Watt appeared in the Virginia Quarterly Review and in 2011 received a National Magazine Award for Best Story.

I feel very shy and blushing at being let in for that thing at my venerable age.

JOSEPH CONRAD AT FIFTY-THREE,
in a letter to a friend, on finding out that his wife, Jessie, was pregnant

Minor Watt

M INOR WATT, THE real estate developer and art collector, was seated at the Jacobean dining table with the fat baluster legs that served as his desk, waiting for his wifesoon to be ex-wifeto arrive. He had been thinking of himself, but the graceful Chinese vase with a tall flared neck, resting on the antique table, made him reflect that, as with so many things he ownedperhaps all of themhe was able to discern its inner meaning in its subtle underglaze, the circumstances of his acquiring it, its price of course, its provenance, all the hands that had touched it and yet left it undamaged, its relation to his own life, its secret history, its human dimension, almost as though this pale porcelain with the tracery of a red peony scroll was human flesh. And then after this flicker of distraction he thought of himself again.

How people said, Youre the calmest man in the world.

He always replied, As I made more money my jokes got funnier. And when they laughed, he added, And I got better-looking.

Youre amazing, they said, and with a glance at his collectionthe Noland painting Lunar Whirl on the wall behind him, the objects glinting on side tables and shelves and in the glass cabinet. Was that a human skull?

And my collection got more valuable.

One of a kind, they said.

The only gift anyone can make to a much wealthier person is an extravagant compliment, often in the circumstances the opposite of what the poorer person feels, yet inevitably with a grain of truth and a stammer of ambiguity. The visible fact of his wealth, Minor Watt knewhis collection like a set of trophiesmade these people at times incoherent and yet obvious. Instead of He has this great thing, they thought, I dont have this great thing.

He lifted his gaze to the works arrayed in his office, a sampling of his areas of collecting: the Noland, a Khmer head of Vishnu in stone, a Chola bronze Shiva Nataraj, an old Dan mask with red everted lips, and a squat Luba fetish figure bristling with rusty nails; a greenish celadon salver propped on a stand, a massive Marquesan uu club with small skull-shaped bas-reliefs for eyes, and beside it, like an echo, an Asmat skull. More human skulls were ranged on a backlit shelf. Among collectors of tribal art, skulls constituted a silent trade, and they were an early and lasting passion with Minor Watt: New Guinea ancestor skulls with cowries lodged in the eye sockets and others overmodeled with clay and painted like masks, some of them shiny from use as headrests, like large chestnuts, the same rich color; Kenyah skulls from Sarawak scratched with scrimshaw lizards on the cranial dome; smoke-dark Ifugao enemy skulls sitting side by side on a smoky plank; Tibetan skulls and skull cups, chased in silver; and more, all of them saturated with mana.

No one said One of a kind with surprise. Minor Watt had grown prosperous in the roofing business in New York, city of flat roofs. A flat roof is designed to leak, he said, and his familiarity with the bones of these buildings led him to speculate successfully in real estate. From the age of thirty or so, Minor Watt had had everything hed ever wanted, every dollar, every woman, every serious business deal, every artifacthis eye fell upon a standing bodhisattva, a mustached Maitreya from Gandhara carved in schist, second century, Kushan period, clutching a plump vial that contained the elixir of immortality. A duplex on Park Avenue, a house by the sea in Connecticut, with a set of buildings that served as his personal museum. A loving wifewhere was she?

His artworks were not for warehousing but for displayshowing them was his incentive to collecting. Hed loved taking his wife to the opera, Inca gold glittering at her throat. Even more than the joy that drove his collecting passion was the knowledge that in buying a rare object he had prevented someone else from owning it. Another pleasure in his collection was his certainty that, even as he was examining a piece, its value was rising, no matter what the stock market was doing. He had bought a small Bacon in Londona head of George Dyer. Over the years its value had increased two hundredfold. Those human skulls: if similar ones could be found, which was doubtful, theyd cost twenty times what hed paid.

One of the paradoxes of the people who praised these objects was that in most cases they had no idea what they were looking at. At first Minor Watts pride made this almost a sorrow to him; and then, out of snobbery, such ignorant remarks delighted him. I love this African stuff, someone would say, smiling at a fierce-faced Timor house post. The Gandharan piece from the Swat Valley was taken to be Greek. Byzantine, an art historian said of an eighteenth-century Lalibela painting of the Ethiopian saint Gabbra Menfes Qeddus. His old cartoonish reverse-glass paintings done by itinerant Chinese in Gujarat baffled all viewers. Indonesia? Bali? A bulb-headed Fijian throwing club known as an ulu was assumed to be a Zulu knobkerrie, and no one ever noticed that the ivory inserts on its lobes were human molars, from its five victims.

And which of them would know that this Chinese vase was Ming? Minor Watt and his wife had bought it together after much discussion in Shanghai, after a Yangtze cruise in 1980, and had hand-carried it back to the States. The vase, treasured, as all these objects were, like members of their family, had accompanied them through six changes of address. As though demanding custody, shed included it as part of the divorce settlement. Had she noticed it glowing in the display cabinet on her previous visit with her lawyer?

Thinking of the woman, he heard his intercom buzz, and then his secretarys voice: Your wife is here.

Already it was an odd word, since theyd agreed to the divorce months before and had now signed most of the papers. In mentally moving her out of his life he was reminded of his mood when he sent a piece to be auctioned, how he had no feeling for it; even though it still had monetary value, it was dumb and mummified, and, the thing having lost all meaning and hope, he smiled as he let it slip away.

He had wondered which woman would show upthe angry woman, the sad woman, the wild-eyed woman, the oversensitive woman, the rejected one, the triumphant one, the sulker, the smirker, the old friend.

She was none of these when she entered the room. She looked thinnerall the fury was gone, leaving her pinched, the anger wrung out of her. Such corrosive emotion was unsustainable over so many months: she looked cured of an illness, weaker, subdued, much paler. The fighting had ended, and now, like people who knew each other far too well, they were rueful with disillusionment, meeting merely to observe a few formalities, wishing they were strangers.

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