Joseph Finder - Guilty Minds

Lies are my business. They keep me employed.

If you believe scientific studies, we all lie, several times a day. Cant help ourselves. Sure, white lies are the grease that keeps the social engines running. But lies real lies are the source of all trouble. My job is really nothing more than figuring out whos lying and why, and to catch them at it. Thats all there is to it.

Fortunately, I have a knack for detecting lies. At least on my good days.

I was sitting in the reception area of the Boston office of the international law firm Shays Abbott Burnham, which was as sleek and polished as a missile silo and just as lethal. Every surface was hard and glassy the white stone floors polished like glass, the glazed white partitions, the glass-topped coffee tables, the frosted glass walls, the sharp-edged white leather sofa. Even the receptionist, with her brassy blond hair and poreless skin and gleaming carmine lips, perched like a Gorgon behind a curved rampart of gleaming steel you might find in a Swiss bank vault.

The dcor wasnt meant to put potential clients at ease. You want soft and fluffy, it said, go to a spa. This place had the machine-tooled precision, the gun-oil gleam, of a well-made semiautomatic. It reassured like a Glock under your pillow.

Which was exactly the point. Shays Abbott Burnham was one of the biggest law firms in the world. It had more than three thousand lawyers in its offices, in twenty-six countries around the world. It was a one-stop shop. They did white-collar crime and corporate litigation. They defended giant oil companies and Big Pharma and Big Tobacco. They launched hostile takeovers and defended against them.

They didnt mess around. Their clients came there with serious battles to fight. They came seeking blood.

But not me. I was there to hear about a lie.

Id received an urgent call the afternoon before from a Shays partner named John Malkin. Hed been given my name by another lawyer whod hired me a few months earlier for a discreet job. John Malkin had a client who needed my help immediately wouldnt say who or why, and couldnt discuss it over the phone. We had to meet in person, and as soon as possible. In advance he e-mailed me a nondisclosure agreement and agreed to pay my consultation fee.

Whatever he wanted to discuss, it was obviously something serious.

I never meet with potential clients without doing at least a backgrounder, to make sure Im not stepping into trouble. So Id read a complete dossier on the man. John Epsworth Malkin: Dartmouth, Duke Law summa cum laude, member of the Order of the Coif, which sounds like something you might find framed on the wall of a barbershop. His area of practice was regulatory compliance. If I had to do that all day Id probably scratch my eyes out.

Malkin greeted me in the reception area with a damp handshake and an undertakers solemnity. He had round horn-rimmed glasses and silver hair brushed straight back. He dressed with the raffish eccentricity that only a senior partner could get away with: pink broadcloth button-down shirt with a threadbare collar, missing one collar button; a gray pinstriped suit whose wide lapels might have been stylish in the 1970s.

In one glance I understood him in a way no dossier could ever convey. He hated his job and probably never enjoyed practicing law. He was tired of pumping up his billables and writing memos that no one ever looked at. He was an academic wannabe. He fantasized about retiring early to teach law at a small New England school with smart students and intellectually engaging and genial colleagues. He read every Churchill biography ever published. He cared about his shoes. (His were bespoke, probably from John Lobb, in London.) He collected first editions and maybe fountain pens the ink blotches on his fingers told me that he wrote with a fountain pen. And (one sniff confirmed it) he was a pipe-smoker but only at home. Maybe he even collected South African cabernets and was inordinately proud of his EuroCave wine cellar.

Also, he wasnt the guy who was really hiring me.

He was the beard. I was sure of this. They didnt want to give me advance notice of who my client really was.

Malkin thanked me for coming. Does anyone know why youre here?

I dont know why Im here.

Good point, he said. He led me down a corridor. We probably werent going to his office.

And, er, who knows youre meeting with me, or even with Shays Abbott?

Just my office.

Your office...?

My office manager and my forensic tech. But they dont get out much.

Thats your whole office? Two employees?

Its how we maintain our low, low prices.

He didnt smile. He probably had no idea what my rates were and wouldnt care if he did.

Mr. Malkin, I said. Im on the clock. Youre assured absolute confidentiality. Why dont you take me to your leader.

He ducked his head and motioned for me to follow him around a corner and down another hall. When we reached a long conference room, I was astonished to see through the glass walls, sitting alone at the head of a long black table, the man I was really there to meet.

His name was Gideon Parnell, and he was a Washington legend.

A national legend, actually, the subject of countless profiles in the Times and the Post. I think 60 Minutes had twice done stories on him. Hed been on the cover of Time magazine.

He was a tall, handsome, regal black man of around seventy-five whose close-cropped hair had gone white. His life story was the stuff that newspaper feature writers fantasize about. Raised in poverty on the southeast side of Washington, hed marched with Martin Luther King, Jr., in Selma. Hed become one of the great civil rights heroes and had golfed with every president who golfed since Lyndon Johnson. Every president, Republican and Democrat, had considered him a friend (to the extent a president really has friends in Washington). He was the ultimate Washington insider, a power broker with extensive connections and friends everywhere. Now he was senior counsel at Shays Abbott, though I doubt he actually practiced much law. The more powerful lawyers become, the less they seem to practice.

Given the circles he moved in, his being here meant that this had to be serious. Likely hed flown in from DC to meet me. My curiosity was piqued.

He rose, all six feet seven inches of him, and crossed the room in three strides. He enfolded my hand, which isnt small, in what felt like a weathered old catchers mitt. His other hand grasped my forearm. A classic politicians handshake, but somehow, with him, it felt sincere.

Im pretty big myself six four and broad-shouldered but Parnell had more than size going for him; he had presence, and no point pretending that it didnt make a hell of an impression. His charcoal pinstripe suit looked hand-tailored. He wore a silvery tie and a crisp white shirt.

There are very few people I genuinely admire, but Gideon Parnell was one of them. The man was a giant, and not just in size.

Mr. Heller, he said, thank you so much for meeting with us. His voice rumbled like the lowest C in the organ at Washington National Cathedral. He waved a hand around at the conference room, at his colleague lingering in the doorway like a family retainer awaiting further orders.

A few people passed by and looked curiously through the glass wall. John, it looks like the morning rush has begun, so could you...?

John Malkin nodded and touched a button on a switch plate just inside the doorframe. The glass wall immediately turned opaque, like a glass of milk.

Thank you, John, Parnell said preemptively. Malkin flinched and then nodded. Mr. Heller, he said, tipping his head in my direction. He eased out, closing the door behind him.