Charlotte Browne knew from a young age she would probably end up working with words. She has worked as a journalist for a number of publications, from The Independent to Prima, and written for organisations within the not-for-profit and charity sectors. She is probably at her happiest walking in the Cornish countryside, swimming in the sea or playing her favourite songs on piano. She lives in south London.
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Well, its alright, said Stephen Kirby, sighing deeply. Its hardly the Pennine mountain though, is it?
His wife Denise laughed. Oh Stephen, come on, its an area of outstanding beauty!
Yeah, so they might say down here, Deni, but they havent seen what we grew up around, have they, eh?
Stephen put his arm around his wife. They were looking out across the sweeping Chiltern Hills, a short drive, not far from their home on the outskirts of Reading. Their two small children Frances and James were with them.
It had been several years since the Kirbys had made the move south from Sunderland near Tyne and Wear to Berkshire. Since then Stephen had been working night shifts with Great Western Railway, the train company. Also, Deni worked as a nurse in a nearby hospital, so this was a rare day out for them all to enjoy as a family.
You dont regret moving, do you? Deni asked her husband.
What, giving up what would have been a dazzling career with Sunderland Academy? Stephen replied with a twinkle in his eye.
Deni snorted again. Oh, Stephen!
Dont laugh! If it hadnt been for that blasted injury Id have sent Sunderland AFC soaring up into the Premier League! Or back to our good old former glory days of 36 at least!
She patted him on the arm. Im sorry, pet, I know how much football means to you.
Its okay. Nah, really dont regret it. Well, you know, course I miss the river Wear. Oh, the walks along there
We have the Thames!
Pah!
She smiled. And of course, our families back home.
Yeah, I miss them too. They were both silent for a moment, contemplating.
Well, obviously I moved down here to get away from your family!
Oh Stephen!
You wouldnt get them moving down here to live with a load of southerners.
She chuckled. They still look a bit puzzled when I call you pet!
I know!
Strange to think, our children arent going to grow up with Geordie accents.
Not if I can help it!
They looked over at their two children, Frances and James, who were playing with a football. At four and three years old respectively, barely a year between them, for the most part they played sweetly with each other. Unless a football was involved. Then gentle play often turned to outright war as they both tried to gain control of it.
James! Deni cried, as he tackled his younger sister to the floor. Careful!
Ah, its in the genes, said Stephen proudly. Destiny. He actively encouraged his childrens love of the sport and had taken them to a few Sunderland games already that year.
Ill make sure I pass the mantle of greatness on to my son thats for sure, he added.
Deni laughed. Oh go away with you, Stephen! Although I wouldnt underestimate your daughters talents either!
No, he said thoughtfully, youre right.
They both looked on as Fran, undeterred, was back off the ground, chasing enthusiastically after her brother who was heading off down the hill. She was tiny, even for her age group, but fast on her feet and sturdy.
Go on, Frances! Go on! her dad encouraged. She caught her brother up, kicked the ball away from him and began to dribble it.
See! said Deni. Shes quite something.
Natural instinct already! See its in the genes!
Deni laughed. Well, it looks as though we might have a proper pair of football stars on our hands to coach!
Yeah, as long as they support Sunderland! Not Reading heaven forbid.
Well at least Reading are in the First Division!
They both laughed as they continued to stroll through the countryside and snap photos of the pair battling it out for the ball.
Well have to send some photos back home, said Deni.
Forever my Sunderland, I will stand by you my blood runs red and white
Oh dont sing, Stephen, it sounds bad!
Hai-yah Judo chop!
What the?! Stephen cried out as Fran jumped from out of a tree in their garden, landing on his back.
Flipping eck!
Deni came running out of the back door to catch sight of Fran chopping her little hand at her dad.
Hai ya! She cried, thrusting her leg out towards him.
Come on, Dad at least try and block me!
He started laughing. We didnt send you to judo lessons so that you could attack your own dad, you know besides, kicks and chops are Karate, not Judo!
She giggled. Resistance is futile, Dad!
Fran was seven years old and one of the smallest in her year. Her parents had decided to send her to judo classes to ensure her height didnt affect her confidence. It appeared to be working, and she seemed happy to spar with anyone, regardless of their size.
Okay, Dad, lets play football. Im bored of beating you at judo.
Deni watched as her daughter keepie-uppied with a football and began to dribble it down the garden. She marvelled at Frans boundless energy, speed and athleticism in all her sporting activities. But it was notable that, when the girl had a ball at her feet, a huge smile spread out across her face and her big brown eyes began to twinkle.
Fran was especially fired up when she was wearing her favourite Number 14 Arsenal away strip and pretending to be her hero Thierry Henry. She recorded Match of the Day clips of Arsenals new signing and endlessly replayed them, so that she could study his moves and learn all the tricks.
Still dribbling, Fran reached her dad, who was stuck in the middle of a makeshift goal cobbled together from old flowerpots.
She chattered to herself, pretending to take on opponents: And here he comes! Hes in the middle! Cool as a cucumber! He takes on one, then another and another! Hes in the penalty box! Is he gonna shoot from there? He makes it look so easy! Get ready, Dad!
She warned Stephen as she took aim with her left boot. And it is so easy! He scores!
Her father fell to the ground as he attempted to save her shot.
Great left boot, pet, he said, but youve got to make sure your right is just as strong, we need to do some work on that. Already, her father was one of her toughest critics.
Her mother called out: Thats a Thierry Henry finish, Frances! Very cool!
Her father got up, dusting himself down. He groaned. Ah, I dunno, why do you have to be an Arsenal fan?
Because Im a Thierry Henry fan, Dad hes amazing!
Now let me tell you about Sunderlands player, Mickey
Oh Dad. I dont care! No-one plays like Henry on the field! I wanna play like him one day! Already at seven, Fran could identify her idols ability on both the wing and as a lone striker, that could easily take on players one on one.
You will play like him! her mum called out from the kitchen. Better than him! Arsenal will want you in no time!
Sunderland! her dad protested.
Mmm, Mum, said Fran. Are you cooking what I think youre cooking? Smells delicious!
Thats right, enchiladas, your favourite!
When I grow up, Mum, all Im ever going to eat is enchiladas! Theyre the best!