William Tenn - Winthrop Was Stubborn

That was the trouble right there. That summed it up. Winthrop was stubborn.

Mrs. Brucks stared wildly at her three fellow-visitors from the twentieth century. But he cant! she exclaimed. Hes not the only onehes got to think of us! He cant leave us stranded in this crazy world!

Dave Pollock shrugged his shoulders inside the conservative gray suit that clashed so mightily with the decor of the twenty-fifth century room in which they sat. He was a thin, nervous young man whose hands had a tendency to perspire. Right now, they were extremely wet.

He says we should be grateful. But whether we are or arent grateful isnt important to him. Hes staying.

That means we have to stay, Mrs. Brucks pleaded. Doesnt he understand that?

Pollock spread his moist palms helplessly. What difference does it make? Hes absolutely set on staying. He likes the twenty-fifth century. I argued with him for two hours; Ive never seen anyone so stubborn. I cant budge him, and thats all I know.

Why dont you talk to him, Mrs. Brucks? Mary Ann Carthington suggested. Hes been nice to you. Maybe you could make him act sensible.

Hm. Mrs. Brucks patted her hairdo which, after two weeks in the future, was beginning to get straggly. You think so? Mr. Mead, you think its a good idea?

The fourth person in the oval room, a stoutish middle-aged man, whose face bore an expression of a cat that might swallow a canary in the interests of Decency, considered the matter for a moment, and nodded. Cant do any harm. Might work. And weve got to do something.

All right. So Ill try.

Mrs. Brucks sniffled deep inside her grandmotherly soul. She knew what the others were thinking, werent quite saying. To them, Winthrop and she were the old folksboth over fifty. Therefore, they should have something in common they should be able to communicate sympathetically.

The fact that Winthrop was ten years her senior meant little to Mr. Meads forty-six years, less to Dave Pollocks thirty-four and in all probability was completely meaningless to Mary Ann Carthingtons even twenty. One of the old folks should be able to talk sense to the other, they would feel.

What could they see, from the bubbling distance of youth, of the chasms that separated Winthrop from Mrs. Brucks even more finally than the others? It was unimportant to them that he was a tight and unemotional old bachelor, while she was the warm and gossipy mother of six children, the grandmother of two, with her silver wedding anniversary proudly behind her. She and Winthrop had barely exchanged a dozen sentences with each other since theyd arrived in the future: they had disliked each other deeply from the moment they had met in Washington at the time-travel finals.

ButWinthrop was stubborn. That fact remained. Mr. Mead had roared his best executive-type roars at him. Mary Ann Carthington had tried to jog his senility with her lush, lithe figure and most fluttery voice. Even Dave Pollock, an educated man, a high school science teacher with a masters degree in something or other, Dave Pollock had talked his heart out to him and been unable to make him budge.

So it was up to her. Someone had to change Winthrops mind. Or theyd all be stuck in the future, here in this horrible twenty-fifth century. No matter if she hated it more than anything shed had to face in a lifetime of troublesit was up to her.

She rose and shook out the wrinkles in the expensive black dress her proud husband had purchased in Lord Taylors the day before the group had left. Try to tell Sam that it was purely luck that she had been chosen, just a matter of fitting the physical specifications in the message from the future! Sam wouldnt listen: he probably boasted all over the shop, to each and every one of the other cutters with whom he worked, about his wifeone of five people selected in the whole United States of America to make a trip five hundred years into the future. Would Sam still be boasting when the six oclock deadline passed that night and she didnt return?

This time the sniffle worked its way through the cushions of her bosom and exploded tinily at her nose.

Mary Ann Carthington crooned back sympathetically. Shall I ring for the jumper, Mrs. Brucks?

Im crazy? Mrs. Brucks shot back at her angrily. A little walk down the hall, I need that headache-maker? A little walk I can walk.

She started for the door rapidly before the girl could summon the upsetting device which exploded you from one place to another and left you with your head swimming and your stomach splashing. But she paused for a moment and took a last wistful look at the room before leaving it. While it was by no means a cozy five-room apartment in the Bronx, shed spent almost every minute of her two weeks in the future here, and for all of its peculiar furniture and oddly colored walls, she hated to leave it. At least here nothing rippled along the floor, nothing reached out from the walls; here was as much sanity as you could find in the twenty-fifth century.

Then she swallowed hard, said Ah-h! with regretful finality and closed the door behind her. She walked rapidly along the corridor, being careful to stay in the exact middle, the greatest distance possible from the bumpy writhing walls on either side.

At a point in the corridor where one purple wall flowed restlessly around a stable yellow square, she stopped. She put her mouth, fixed in a scowl of distaste, to the square. Mr. Winthrop? she inquired tentatively.

Well, well, if it isnt Mrs. Brucks! the square boomed back at her. Long time no see. Come right in, Mrs. Brucks.

The patch of yellow showed a tiny hole in the center which dilated rapidly into a doorway. She stepped through gingerly, as if there might be a drop of several stories on the other side.

The room was shaped like a long, narrow isosceles triangle.

There was no furniture in it, and no other exits, except for what an occasional yellow square suggested. Streaks of color chased themselves fluently along the walls and ceilings and floors, shifting the predominant hue of the interior up and down the spectrum, from pinkish grey to a thick, dark ultramarine. And odors came with the colors, odors came and filled the room for a brief spell, some of them unpleasant, some of them intriguing, but all of them touched with the unfamiliar and alien. From somewhere behind the walls and above the ceiling, there was music, its tones softly echoing, gently reinforcing the colors and the odors. The music too was strange to twentieth-century ears: strings of dissonances would he followed by a long or short silence in the midst of which an almost inaudible melody might be heard like a harmonic island in an ocean of sonic strangeness.

At the far end of the room, at the sharp apex of the triangle, an aged little man lay on a raised portion of the floor. Periodically, this raised portion would raise a bit of itself still further or lower a section, very much like a cow trying to find a comfortable position on the grass.

The single garment that Winthrop wore similarly kept adjusting itself upon him. At one moment it would be a striped red and white tunic, covering everything from his shoulders to his thighs; then it would slowly elongate into a green gown that trickled over his outstretched toes; and, abruptly, it would contract into a pair of light brown shorts decorated with a complex pattern of brilliant blue seashells.

Mrs. Brucks observed all this with an almost religious disapproval. A man was meant, she felt dimly, to be dressed approximately the same way from one moment to the next, not to swoop wildly from one garment to another like a montage sequence in the movies.

The shorts she didnt mind, though her modest soul considered them a hit too skimpy for receiving lady callers. The green gown, well, she didnt think it went with Winthrops sex as shed been brought upbut she could go along with it; after all, if he wanted to wear what was essentially a dress, it was his business. Even the red and white tunic which reminded her strongly and nostalgically of her granddaughter Debbies sunsuit was something she was willing to be generous about. But at least stick to