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Stanislaw Lem - The Cyberiad

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A brilliantly crafted collection of stories from celebrated science fiction writer Stanislaw Lem Trurl and Klaupacius are constructor robots who try to out-invent each other. Over the course of their adventures in , they travel to the far corners of the cosmos to take on freelance problem-solving jobs, with dire consequences for their unsuspecting employers. Playfully written, and ranging from the prophetic to the surreal, these stories demonstrate Stanislaw Lems vast talent and remarkable ability to blend meaning and magic into a wholly entertaining and captivating work.

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Stanislaw Lem

THE CYBERIAD

Fables for the Cybernetic Age

Translated from the Polish by Michael Kandel

Illustrated by Daniel Mroz

HOW THE WORLD WAS SAVED

One day Trurl the constructor put together a machine that could create anything - photo 1

One day Trurl the constructor put together a machine that could create anything starting with n. When it was ready, he tried it out, ordering it to make needles, then nankeens and negligees, which it did, then nail the lot to narghiles filled with nepenthe and numerous other narcotics. The machine carried out his instructions to the letter. Still not completely sure of its ability, he had it produce, one after the other, nimbuses, noodles, nuclei, neutrons, naphtha, noses, nymphs, naiads, and natrium. This last it could not do, and Trurl, considerably irritated, demanded an explanation.

Never heard of it, said the machine.

What? But its only sodium. You know, the metal, the element

Sodium starts with an s, and I work only in n.

But in Latin its natrium.

Look, old boy, said the machine, if I could do everything starting with n in every possible language, Id be a Machine That Could Do Everything in the Whole Alphabet, since any item you care to mention undoubtedly starts with n in one foreign language or another. Its not that easy. I cant go beyond what you programmed. So no sodium.

Very well, said Trurl and ordered it to make Night, which it made at oncesmall perhaps, but perfectly nocturnal. Only then did Trurl invite over his friend Klapaucius the constructor, and introduced him to the machine, praising its extraordinary skill at such length, that Klapaucius grew annoyed and inquired whether he too might not test the machine.

Be my guest, said Trurl. But it has to start with n.

N? said Klapaucius. All right, let it make Nature.

The machine whined, and in a trice Trurls front yard was packed with naturalists. They argued, each publishing heavy volumes, which the others tore to pieces; in the distance one could see flaming pyres, on which martyrs to Nature were sizzling; there was thunder, and strange mushroom-shaped columns of smoke rose up; everyone talked at once, no one listened, and there were all sorts of memoranda, appeals, subpoenas and other documents, while off to the side sat a few old men, feverishly scribbling on scraps of paper.

Not bad, eh? said Trurl with pride. Nature to a T, admit it!

But Klapaucius wasnt satisfied.

What, that mob? Surely youre not going to tell me thats Nature?

Then give the machine something else, snapped Trurl. Whatever you like. For a moment Klapaucius was at a loss for what to ask. But after a little thought he declared that he would put two more tasks to the machine; if it could fulfill them, he would admit that it was all Trurl said it was. Trurl agreed to this, whereupon Klapaucius requested Negative.

Negative?! cried Trurl. What on earth is Negative?

The opposite of positive, of course, Klapaucius coolly replied. Negative attitudes, the negative of a picture, for example. Now dont try to pretend you never heard of Negative. All right, machine, get to work!

The machine, however, had already begun. First it manufactured antiprotons, then antielectrons, antineutrons, antineutrinos, and labored on, until from out of all this antimatter an antiworld took shape, glowing like a ghostly cloud above their heads.

Hm, muttered Klapaucius, displeased. Thats supposed to be Negative? Well lets say it is, for the sake of peace. But now heres the third command: Machine, do Nothing!

The machine sat still. Klapaucius rubbed his hands in triumph, but Trurl said:

Well, what did you expect? You asked it to do nothing, and its doing nothing.

Correction: I asked it to do Nothing, but its doing nothing.

Nothing is nothing!

Come, come. It was supposed to do Nothing, but it hasnt done anything, and therefore Ive won. For Nothing, my dear and clever colleague, is not your run-of-the-mill nothing, the result of idleness and inactivity, but dynamic, aggressive Nothingness, that is to say, perfect, unique, ubiquitous, in other words Nonexistence, ultimate and supreme, in its very own nonperson!

Youre confusing the machine! cried Trurl. But suddenly its metallic voice rang out:

Really, how can you two bicker at a time like this? Oh yes, I know what Nothing is, and Nothingness, Nonexistence, Nonentity, Negation, Nullity and Nihility, since all these come under the heading of n, n as in Nil. Look then upon your world for the last time, gentlemen! Soon it shall no longer be

The constructors froze, forgetting their quarrel, for the machine was in actual fact doing Nothing, and it did it in this fashion: one by one, various things were removed from the world, and the things, thus removed, ceased to exist, as if they had never been. The machine had already disposed of nolars, nightzebs, nocs, necs, nallyrakers, neotremes and nonmalrigers. At moments, though, it seemed that instead of reducing, diminishing and subtracting, the machine was increasing, enhancing and adding, since it liquidated, in turn: nonconformists, nonentities, nonsense, nonsupport, nearsightedness, narrowmindedness, naughtiness, neglect, nausea, necrophilia and nepotism. But after a while the world very definitely began to thin out around Trurl and Klapaucius.

Omigosh! said Trurl. If only nothing bad comes out of all this

Dont worry, said Klapaucius. You can see its not producing Universal Nothingness, but only causing the absence of whatever starts with n. Which is really nothing in the way of nothing, and nothing is what your machine, dear Trurl, is worth!

Do not be deceived, replied the machine. Ive begun, its true, with everything in n, but only out of familiarity. To create however is one thing, to destroy, another thing entirely. I can blot out the world for the simple reason that Im able to do anything and everythingand everything means everythingin n, and consequently Nothingness is childs play for me. In less than a minute now you will cease to have existence, along with everything else, so tell me now, Klapaucius, and quickly, that I am really and truly everything I was programmed to be, before it is too late.

But Klapaucius was about to protest, but noticed, just then, that a number of things were indeed disappearing, and not merely those that started with n. The constructors were no longer surrounded by the gruncheons, the targalisks, the shupops, the calinatifacts, the thists, worches and pritons.

Stop! I take it all back! Desist! Whoa! Dont do Nothing!! screamed Klapaucius. But before the machine could come to a full stop, all the brashations, plusters, laries and zits had vanished away. Now the machine stood motionless. The world was a dreadful sight. The sky had particularly suffered: there were only a few, isolated points of light in the heavensno trace of the glorious worches and zits that had, till now, graced the horizon!

Great Gauss! cried Klapaucius. And where are the gruncheons? Where my dear, favorite pritons? Where now the gentle zits?!

They no longer are, nor ever will exist again, the machine said calmly. I executed, or rather only began to execute, your order

I tell you to do Nothing, and you you

Klapaucius, dont pretend to be a greater idiot than you are, said the machine. Had I made Nothing outright, in one fell swoop, everything would have ceased to exist, and that includes Trurl, the sky, the Universe, and youand even myself. In which case who could say and to whom could it be said that the order was carried out and I am an efficient and capable machine? And if no one could say it to no one, in what way then could I, who also would not be, be vindicated?

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