Harry Turtledove - Last Orders

A French second lieutenant wore one gold bar just above each cuff on his tunic and one gold ring on his kepi. A French full lieutenant was exalted with two gold bars above each cuff and two gold rings on his tunic. A French colonel-who reveled in five gold bars on his sleeves and five gold rings on his kepi-presented Aristide Demange with the tokens of his new rank. Congratulations on your promotion, Lieutenant! he said.

Demange saluted with mechanical precision. Thank you very much, sir! he replied woodenly, in lieu of the Big fucking deal that shouted inside his head. Hed been in the Army since the last war: his whole adult life. He wished like hell he were still a noncom.

You couldnt show those things, though. Oh, you could, but it wouldnt do you any good. Demange kept his ferrety face as expressionless as his voice. Never let the bastards guess what youre thinking made a good rule. Theyd screw you if they did. Theyd screw you anyhow, come to that-screwing you was their job-but theyd screw you harder if they did.

The colonel stepped forward for the ritual embrace. He brushed cheeks with Demange, first on one side, then on the other. Demange shifted his smoldering Gitane from one corner of the mouth to the other in turn, so he didnt singe his superior. He smoked whenever he wasnt sleeping or getting his ashes hauled, and hed been known to make exceptions for the second. Hardly anybody on the front line didnt smoke. On the other hand, hardly anybody smoked like Demange.

Well, Lieutenant, with your experience, do you feel capable of commanding a company? the colonel asked.

Whatever you want, sir. Demange wasnt going to volunteer. Hed been in too long for that. But he wasnt going to say no, either. With his experience, he thought he could run a brigade and do a bang-up job. He might need a captain with eyeglasses-a smart Jew, say-to give his orders the proper upper-crust tone. He sure as hell knew what needed doing, though.

Well give it a try, then, the colonel said, with the air of a man who thought he was doing Demange a favor. Weve had more casualties than I care for since we started pushing the Boches out of Belgium.

Yes, sir, Demange said, more woodenly yet. The fighting in Belgium was just as ugly, just as brutal, and just as murderous as trench warfare in the last war had been. Both sides had tanks now. Those were supposed to smash through enemy defenses, to get the snail out of his shell so you could eat him, or at least kill him.

For a while, it had worked. At the end of 1938, German panzers smashed through the Low Countries and northeastern France, and almost-almost! got around behind Paris. The Nazis wouldve won the war if theyd managed to bring that off. But they didnt quite.

Over on the far side of Europe, German and Russian tanks still had plenty of room to maneuver. Demange had been over there while France and Germany were on the same side for a while. Hed never dreamt of country so vast till he saw it himself. You couldnt fortify all of it.

You could fortify damn near all of Belgium and Luxembourg, though, and Hitlers chums damn well had. New tanks-especially the German Tiger-were a lot tougher to brush aside than the old ones had been, too. You didnt, you couldnt, storm forward here. You slogged.

You especially slogged if your Army and your government still werent a hundred percent sure they really wanted to be fighting the Boches. It had taken what amounted to a military coup to kick England out of the Nazis bed. France stayed palsy-walsy with Hitler even longer. Plenty of rich people thought he made a safer bet than Stalin.

Demange hated Germans worse than Russians. If you pointed him at Russians, though, hed kill them, too. He knew theyd do the same to him. He also hated his own superiors, and the poor cons those superiors dumb orders got killed. He despised the whole human race, in fact, himself included.

While Demange brooded, the colonel, after donning a pair of bifocals, studied a map. In due course, he said, I know of a company in front of Rance that lost its captain. What say you go there?

Whatever you please, sir. Demange had only a vague notion of where Rance was: a little farther north than he had been before he stopped this promotion (and that was how he thought of it-much like stopping a bullet). Wherever it was, the Germans would do their best to kill him there. Their best hadnt been good enough through half the last war and all of this one. Maybe hed last a while longer.

Bon, the colonel said. Well do that, then. Captain Alexandre, the officer youll replace, was a man of uncommon quality. His father is a major general-an expert in artillery, I believe.

Ill do my best, sir, Demange said. Of course he would-that was his best chance to stay alive. He didnt much fear death. But dying in combat commonly hurt like hell. That, he feared. He lit a fresh Gitane from the stub of the old one to keep his narrow features from showing too nasty a grin. So an aristo had been running this company, had he? Well, now theyd have to deal with a gutter rat from a long line of gutter rats. And if they didnt like it, too damn bad!

He rode toward Rance in an American truck. The beast was enormous, and tough and powerful as a tank. He thought it might even stand up to horrible, roadless Russia. French trucks went to pieces in short order when they tried to cope with Russias ruts and rocks and bottomless bogs (to Demanges somber satisfaction, so did German machines). But this hulking beast might have what it took.

The countryside was the cratered moonscape he remembered too well from the last war. Here and there, he saw a shattered tree, one wall of a stone farmhouse, or a tanks burnt-out carcass. The air stank of smoke and shit and death.

Some of the craters scarred the road. The driver went around them when he could and across them when he had to. The truck jounced and bounced, but showed no signs of falling apart no matter how roughly it was used.

A formidable machine, Demange said after a while.

Sir, it sure is! the driver agreed enthusiastically. How come we cant make em like this? Since Demange didnt know why that was so, he went back to keeping quiet.

When artillery started coming in only a few hundred meters in front of them, the driver hit the brakes. Demange hopped out of the cabin and went ahead on shanks mare. Before long, a sentry challenged him without coming up out of the foxhole where he hid from fragments.

Im looking for what used to be Captain Alexandres company, Demange answered. For their sins, Im their new commander.

For their sins, is it? Now the sentry stuck up his head, like a rabbit wiggling halfway out of its burrow at a noise that surprised it. He pointed. Take that communications trench up to the front and then bear left.

Daccord. Demange zigzagged up the communications trench. A German machine gun started hammering as he got to the forward trenches. Keeping his head down, he made his way along them till he found the outfit he was looking for. A couple of poilus took him to a rather prissy-looking second lieutenant who was running the company for the time being.

That worthy sent him a fishy stare. Youre in charge now? he said. Pardon me, but you dont seem much like Captain Alexandre. He crossed himself, as if the late captain were a saint.

Im not much like him, Demange said, nodding. Hes deader than dog shit, and Im here to give you grief.

Now the junior officers stare was of unabashed horror. Demange laughed and lit a fresh Gitane. Hed just made another friend.

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