Critical Acclaim for Phil and Kaja Foglios Girl Genius
Filled with folgian touchesBorscht-belt comedy accents, things that go sproing, adorkable sentient machines, and laugh-a-minute slapstickAgatha H. is a tremendously fun addition to the Girl Genius canon.
Cory Doctorow, award-winning author of Little Brother and Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom
The Hugo Award-winning Foglios present their popular gaslight fantasy comic in novelized form, maintaining the zany energy, witty repartee, creative characterization, and innovative world-building of the original.
Publishers Weekly
This volume by the creators of the Eisner Award-nominated webcomic Girl Genius (Volumes 1-9) is a fantastic reintroduction to the Girl Genius world and will definitely capture new fans. It will appeal to fans of the steampunk genre who like their books riddled with mad science and adventure, along with a liberal dash of humor.
Library Journal
Simply said, Girl Genius has everything I look for in a story.
Patrick Rothfuss, bestselling author of The Name of the Wind
!the Foglios appear to have been liberated by the [webcomics] formatand that sense of buoyant imagination and unbridled fun runs through every page.
The Onion A.V. Club
ridiculous, and funny, and a little bit sexy.
Portland Book Review
Phil and Kaja Foglios awesome new fantasy pushes the boundaries of steampunk past the polite boundaries of pseudo-Victorian and into full-on techo-madness!
Matt Staggs, Suvudu.com
Fans of the series will enjoy another trip into Agathas world, and it is not too late for new readers to jump aboard.
City Book Reviews
I will confess to being a big fan of Phil and Kaja Foglios Girl Genius
Charles Stross, author of Halting State and Rule 34
a madcap comic adventure combined with steampunk and some well-used fantasy tropes.
EscapePod
bursting at the seams with creativity, humor, and outright weirdness an infectious and incredibly fun read.
Sarah Kuhn, ign.com
If Jules Verne had written comics, he wouldnt have written Girl Genius. He would have been jealous of it, though.
Comics Buyers Guide
Girl Genius is brilliant. It really is. Its fun and funky and unlike almost anything else, and its Phil and Kaja Foglio doing what they do best.
Eric Burns, Websnark.com
Other Books by Phil and Kaja Foglio:
Agatha H. and the Clockwork Princess
Agatha H. and the Airship City
Girl Genius Graphic Novels:
Volume 1: Agatha Heterodyne and the Beetleburg Clank
Volume 2: Agatha Heterodyne and the Airship City
Volume 3: Agatha Heterodyne and the Monster Engine
Volume 4: Agatha Heterodyne and the Circus of Dreams
Volume 5: Agatha Heterodyne and the Clockwork Princess
Volume 6: Agatha Heterodyne and the Golden Trilobite
Volume 7: Agatha Heterodyne and the Voice of the Castle
Volume 8: Agatha Heterodyne and the Chapel of Bones
Volume 9: Agatha Heterodyne and the Heirs of the Storm
Volume 10: Agatha Heterodyne and the Guardian Muse
Volume 11: Agatha Heterodyne and the Hammerless Bell
Volume 12: Agatha Heterodyne and the Siege of Mechanicsburg
Volume 13: Agatha Heterodyne and the Sleeping City
Other books and graphic novels by Phil Foglio:
Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire
Buck Godot: Psmith
Illegal Aliens (with Nick Pollotta)
NIGHT SHADE BOOKS
NEW YORK
Copyright 2014 by Phil and Kaja Foglio.
The ongoing adventures of Agatha Heterodyne can be found online, where they are updated every Monday, Wednesday & Friday at www.girlgeniusonline.com.
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Cover art by Tom Kidd
Cover design by Owen Corrigan
Print ISBN: 978-1-59780-524-7
To Our Dear Mothers, Ottillie & Rose, whom we often drove to despair, and no doubt, still do.
PRELUDE
As we passed through the last of the great Iron Gates and approached Mechanicsburg for the first time, the Bishop was struck anew by the grandeur of the surrounding cliffs, the majesty of the encircling mountains, and the awe-inspiring fury of the River Dyne as it roared far beneath the Bridge of Thorns.
As we crossed toward the town, he rhapsodized at such length that I feared it would take a double dose of poppy-juice tea to settle him in for the night.
The more strategically inclined Captain Van der Vheer pointed to the same features and glumly explained why, for the last thousand years, the Valley of the Heterodynes deserved its reputation as unconquerable.
I am already resigned to never leaving this place, but I take some small comfort that, at the very least, my last memories of Earth will be filled with some of Gods finest landscapes.
Excerpt from the journal The Building of the Red Cathedral, or Why God Now Hates Us by Brother Martanus, The Unkillable. Located in the Papal Library of Banned and Forbidden Books, Avignon, France.
CHAPTER 1
Mechanicsburg, Mechanicsburg,
Welcome to Mechanicsburg!
Theres no finer city from
Saint Petersburg to Rome.
Mechanicsburg, Mechanicsburg,
The loveliest weve ever heard of,
Jewel of Europa and
The place where we call home.
How mighty are her mighty walls,
How shiny are her clanks,
How beautiful her mountains tall,
And for her snails we all give thanks.
How glorious her Hospital
Which helps folk far and near,
Bill and Barry Heterodyne
Built it for us here.
Mechanicsburg, Mechanicsburg,
Welcome to Mechanicsburg,
We thank you so for visiting,
With every erg and ohm.
Mechanicsburg, Mechanicsburg,
The greatest burg weve ever heard of,
Jewel of Europa and
The place where we call home.
The Mechanicsburg Tourism Song, Tom Smith
Arella Heliotrope climbed the stairs to her family apartment, her mind buzzing with news. She opened the hidden locks on the front door and peered inside. Poppa? she called. The sitting room had been tidied in a rather haphazard manner. Couch cushions were lined up wrong side out, the great salvaged clank head that had been repurposed as a fire-front had been left with jaws agape, books had been stuffed onto bookshelves with no regard to order. Arella sighed. The old man did try to stay useful. She wished he would go out but more and more, he just stayed in the apartment. He was not taking retirement well.
She walked past walls lined with family mementos: portraits of old Heterodynes, monsters, ancestors, and nervous-looking dignitaries.
The apartment itself was more spacious than its exterior would suggest. It actually occupied the top floor of what, observed from the street, would appear to be three conjoined yet separate buildings. Even from the beginning, the family had sought to keep a low profile.
Poppa? she called again. He wasnt in the library, a room lined with meticulously oiled leather-bound volumes containing everything one could wish to know about Mechanicsburg and its former rulers.
He wasnt napping in his room. With a small pang of guilt, Arella saw that the votive candle before the portraits of her husband and his mother had melted down. She replaced it with a new votive, setting it securely into the cut-glass safety lantern.
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