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Jackson Ford - Random Sh*t Flying Through the Air

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Teagan Frost the girl with telekinetic powers and a killer paella recipe faces a new threat that could wipe out her home forever in the second book of Jackson Fords irreverent fantasy series. Teagan Frosts life is finally back on track. Her role working for the government as a psychokinetic operative is going well. She might also be on course for convincing her crush, Nic Delacourt, to go out with her. And shes even managed to craft the perfect paella. But Teagan is about to face her biggest threat yet. A young boy with the ability to cause earthquakes has come to Los Angeles home to the San Andreas, one of the most lethal fault lines in the world. If Teagan cant stop him, the entire city and the rest of California will be wiped off the map For more from Jackson Ford check out: The Girl Who Could Move Sh*t With Her Mind.

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Jackson Ford

RANDOM SH*T FLYING THROUGH THE AIR

Dedicated to Jay Rock, Watts, and paella.

Also to Nipsey Hussle. RIP. The marathon continues.

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MAP ONE The State Trooper Ninety-nine per cent of traffic stops are - photo 2

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ONE The State Trooper Ninety-nine per cent of traffic stops are completely - photo 3

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The State Trooper

Ninety-nine per cent of traffic stops are completely routine.

Rudy Daniels knows the stats. Hes been doing this job for a while. All the same, that pesky one per cent is never too far from his thoughts, close as the sidearm on his left hip.

Not that hes worried about this stop. In his learned opinion, it fits squarely in the ninety-nine per cent. He caught a glimpse of the driver as she shot past in her red pickup shes not the one per cent type.

Daniels pushes the accelerator, coming in close behind her and blipping the siren. The pickup swerves slightly, as if the driver had been on the verge of falling asleep. Theres the flash of an indicator, and the truck comes to a stop on the hard shoulder, the tyres sending up a burst of fine desert dust.

Daniels brings his cruiser to a halt twenty feet behind the pickup. He squints into the harsh afternoon sun, reading the plate, scratching it out on his notepad in case the driver decides to take off. Not that hes expecting it. The worst hes ever encountered on this particular road was the time a couple of kids got into a drag race, and thought they could outrun him. Spoiler alert as his daughter Kyla would say they couldnt.

He keys his mic. Dispatch, Charlie C3.

Connies voice comes over the line cleanly. Copy Charlie, whats up?

Got an 11-95 out on the 10.

Anything serious?

Naw. Just letting you know whats what. Daniels reads her the pickups plate from his notepad.

Goddamn slow-ass computer, Connie mutters. Sorry, Rudy. Give it a second to run.

Daniels sighs. If he waits, hell be here for ever. Ill go have a look-see. Doesnt seem like trouble.

Copy that.

He grabs his hat from the dash, slipping it on as he clambers out of the cruiser. He wishes he didnt need it hes six-two with shoulders like a linebacker, already scary enough without his shades and the wide-brimmed Highway Patrol hat. But both are essential out here, in the shitting-hot, baking hardpan of the ArizonaCalifornia border.

The sunlit sky above is completely empty. So is the highway: no traffic in either direction. Daniels adjusts his nametag, making sure its visible, knowing it is but doing it from habit anyway. Traffic stops go a lot easier if the subject has a name to hold onto. Hes heard of other patrolmen, even LA cops, taking their badges off before they head into action. Its the kind of thing that makes him curl his lip every time he hears about it. God above knows, hes not perfect, but even the thought of it makes him angry.

The truck has New Mexico plates, yellow on blue. The window is already down, which is good. The drivers hands come into view as he approaches, still tight on the wheel. No rings just a single gold bangle on her left wrist. The hands are veiny, fingers thin, the skin baggy around the knuckles. Daniels cant properly make out the interior yet, let alone the driver, but the hands tell him plenty.

The rest of her comes into view as his eyes adjust. Shes younger than her hands suggest a lot younger. Early twenties, maybe. Bleached-blonde hair with the brown roots showing tied up in a messy ponytail. High cheekbones, a splash of freckles across tanned skin. Daniels would peg her for a college senior heading out on Spring Break, if it wasnt for the hands. And her eyes. Theyre a little too big for her face, and shes blinking too much.

For a second, Daniels is on edge if shes high, this is going to get a lot more complicated but then he relaxes. Shes just nervous.

Afternoon, maam. Im Officer Daniels, California Highway Patrol. You coming from Arizona?

Thats right. Said with a little upward tilt of the chin, like hed accused her of something.

May I see your licence, please?

She starts, digs in her purse. Daniels flashes a quick smile at her passenger, the little boy sitting on a booster in the front seat. His tanned skin is dotted with freckles, untidy brown hair hanging down past his neck. Hes wearing an oversized white T-shirt with a bright hot-air balloon on the front, advertising the Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta. His head, which is a little too large for his scrawny body, is bent towards the iPad on his lap.

Usually, kids get interested when Daniels asks for a licence, ask if hes a real police officer or if he can arrest them. Yes I am, and only if youre mean to your mom. The answers are ready, but the boy barely glances at him.

Here, the woman says.

Daniels squints at the licence. Amber-Leigh Schenke, and she looks as nervous in the photo as she does in real life. You folks on vacation?

Thats right. Were visiting LA. I wasnt speeding, officer

No, maam, you werent speeding. He leans down, hands on his knees, looking across the car. Whats your name, young man?

The young man in question says nothing. He ignores both of them, fingers tapping at the tablet screen. Hes reading an ebook, and not one with pictures. His finger traces along the text, his mouth moving silently. Daniels blinks the kid cant be more than four. Hes reading already? At that age, his Kyla had only just figured out the sounds of the different letters.

Say hi, Matthew. Amber-Leigh rests a hand on the boys leg. He doesnt look up.

Daniels has always relied on his gut in the past, relied on it to send up a little warning signal when something isnt quite right. Its just given him the very slightest twitch.

He lets it go, annoyed with himself. His brains must be cooking. Hes stopped hundreds of drivers since he started the job, and he recognises the type. Law-abiding, nervous-as-hell, head filled with scare stories about rural cops.

Well, he says, hitching his belt, you might not know this, being from out of state, but your sons too young ride in the front seat.

He cant?

No, maam. Against the law in California.

I want to sit up front, Matthew says. He has a thin voice, high and reedy. He still hasnt looked up from the iPad.

He likes to sit in the front, says Amber-Leigh.

Sorry. No can do, my young friend. He taps the pickups roof. Better move on over to the back.

Were sorry, officer. Amber-Leigh glances at her son. Would it be all right if he stayed? Ill drive real careful.

Rudy Daniels frowns. Hes not in the habit of letting traffic stops negotiate with him. And technically, he should be writing her up something he wasnt intending to do, until she started arguing with him.

His stomach rumbles. There are some nuts in the cruisers glove compartment, packed by his wife, who says theyre good for his cholesterol. Daniels happens to think that they taste like salted sand, and hed be better served by a burger over at the diner in Ripley. Hell have a salad instead of fries, though, to keep Stella happy.

He hands back the licence. Just put him in the back seat, OK?

Is there no way we could?

Have a good day, maam. Drive safe now. He gives the pickups roof another tap, turning to head back to his cruiser. By now, Connies system will have turned over. Odds are Ms Amber-Leigh Schenke doesnt have any violations, but

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