William Faulkner - Soldiers Pay

William Faulkner

SOLDIER

Lowe, Julian, number , late a Flying Cadet, Umptieth Squadron, Air Service, known as One Wing by the other embryonic aces of his flight, regarded the world with a yellow and disgruntled eye. He suffered the same jaundice that many a more booted one than he did, from Flight Commanders through Generals to the ambrosial single-barred (not to mention that inexplicable beast of the field which the French so beautifully call an aspiring aviator); they had stopped the war on him.

So he sat in a smouldering of disgusted sorrow, not even enjoying his Pullman prerogatives, spinning on his thumb his hat with its accursed white band.

Had your nose in the wind, hey, buddy? said Yaphank, going home and smelling to high heaven of bad whisky.

Ah, go to hell, he returned sourly and Yaphank doffed his tortured hat.

Why, sure, Generalor should I of said Lootenant? Excuse me, madam. I got gassed doing k.p. and my sight aint been the same since. On to Berlin! Yeh, sure, were on to Berlin. Im on to you, Berlin. I got your number. Number no thousand no hundred and naughty naught Private (very private) Joe Gilligan, late for parade, late for fatigue, late for breakfast when breakfast is late. The Statue of Liberty aint never seen me, and if she do, shell have to bout face.

Cadet Lowe raised a sophisticated eye. Say, whatcher drinking, anyway?

Brother, I dunno. Fellow that makes it was gave a Congressional medal last Chuesday because he has got a plan to stop the war. Enlist all the Dutchmen in our army and make em drink so much of his stuff a day for forty days, see? Ruin any war. Get the idea?

Ill say. Wont know whether its a war or a dance, huh?

Sure, they can tell. The women will all be dancing. Listen, I had a swell jane and she said, for Christs sake, you cant dance. And I said, like hell I cant. And we was dancing and she said, what are you, anyways? And I says, what do you wanta know for? I can dance as well as any general or major or even a sergeant, because I just win four hundred in a poker game, and she said, oh, you did? and I said, sure, stick with me, kid, and she said, where is it? Only I wouldnt show it to her and then this fellow come up to her and said, are you dancing this one? And she said, sure, I am. This bird dont dance. Well, he was a sergeant, the biggest one I ever seen. Say, he was like that fellow in Arkansaw that had some trouble with a nigger and a friend said to him, well, I hear you killed a nigger yesterday. And he said, yes, weighed two hundred pounds. Like a bear. He took the lurching of the train limberly and Cadet Lowe said, For Christs sake.

Sure, agreed the other. She wont hurt you, though. I done tried it. My dog wont drink none of it of course, but then he got bad ways hanging around Brigade H.Q. Hes the one trophy of the war I got: something that wasnt never bawled out by a shave-tail for not saluting. Say, would you kindly like to take a little something to keep off the sumniferous dews of this goddam country? The honour is all mine and you wont mind it much after the first two drinks. Makes me homesick: like a garage. Ever work in a garage?

Sitting on the floor between two seats was Yaphanks travelling companion, trying to ignite a splayed and sodden cigar. Like devasted France, thought Cadet Lowe, swimming his memory through the adenoidal reminiscences of Captain Bleyth, an R.A.F. pilot delegated to temporarily reinforce their democracy.

Why, poor soldier, said his friend, tearfully, all alone in no mans land and no matches. Aint war hell? I ask you. He tried to push the other over with his leg, then he fell to kicking him, slowly. Move over, you ancient mariner. Move over, you goddam bastard. Alas, poor Jerks or something (I seen that in a play, see? Good line) come on, come on; heres General Pershing come to have a drink with the poor soldiers. He addressed Cadet Lowe. Look at him: aint he sodden in depravity?

Battle of Coonyak, the man on the floor muttered. Ten men killed. Maybe fifteen. Maybe hundred. Poor children at home saying Alice, where art thou?

Yeh, Alice. Where in hell are you? That other bottle. Whatnell have you done with it? Keeping it to swim in when you get home?

The man on the floor weeping said: You wrong me as ever man wronged. Accuse me of hiding mortgage on house? Then take this soul and body; take all. Ravish me, big boy.

Ravish a bottle of vinegar juice out of you, anyway, the other muttered, busy beneath the seat. He rose triumphant, clutching a fresh bottle. Hark! the sound of battle and the laughing horses draws near. But shall they dull this poor unworthy head? No! But I would like to of seen one of them laughing horses. Must of been lady horses all together. Your extreme highnesswith ceremony, extending the bottlewill you be kind enough to kindly condescend to honour these kind but unworthy strangers in a foreign land?

Cadet Lowe accepted the bottle, drank briefly, gagged and spat his drink. The other supporting him massaged his back. Come on, come on, they dont nothing taste that bad. Kindly cupping Lowes opposite shoulder in his palm he forced the bottle mouthward again. Lowe released the bottle, defending himself. Try again. I got you. Drink it, now.

Jesus Christ, said Cadet Lowe, averting his head.

Passengers were interested and Yaphank soothed him. Now, now. They wont nothing hurt you. You are among friends. Us soldiers got to stick together in a foreign country like this. Come on, drink her down. She aint worth nothing to no one, spit on his legs like that.

Hell, man, I cant drink it.

Why, sure you can. Listen: think of flowers. Think of your poor grey-haired mother banging on the front gate and sobbing her grey-haired heart out. Listen, think of having to go to work again when you get home. Aint war hell? I would of been a corporal at least, if she had just hung on another year.

Hell, I cant.

Why, you got to, his new friend told him kindly, pushing the bottle suddenly in his mouth and tilting it. To be flooded or to swallow were his choices so he drank and retained it. His belly rose and hung, then sank reluctant.

There now, wasnt so bad, was it? Remember, this hurts me to see my good licker going more than it does you. But she do kind of smack of gasoline, dont she?

Cadet Lowes outraged stomach heaved at its muscular moorings like a captive balloon. He gaped and his vitals coiled coldly in a passionate ecstasy. His friend again thrust the bottle in his mouth.

Drink, quick! You got to protect your investment, you know.

His private parts, flooded, washed back to his gulping and a sweet fire ran through him, and the Pullman conductor came and regarded them in helpless disgust.