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Neverisms
A QUOTATION LOVERS GUIDE TO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO, NEVER SAY, OR NEVER FORGET
Dr. Mardy Grothe
Dedication
To Carolanne and Linnda, with deep gratitude
Contents
Dedication
Introduction
One
Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
(Wit & Wordplay)
Two
Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste
(Words to Live By)
Three
Never Give Advice Unless Asked
(Advice)
Four
Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
(Classic Neverisms)
Five
Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman: And a Lot of Other Things as Well
(Never Underestimate Neverisms)
Six
Never Trust a Computer You Cant Lift
(Never Trust Neverisms)
Seven
Never Give In. Never, Never, Never, Never!
(Multiple Neverisms)
Eight
Never Persist in Trying to Set People Right
(Human Relationships)
Nine
Never Approach a Woman from Behind
(Sex, Love & Romance)
Ten
Never Change Diapers in Mid-Stream
(Marriage, Home & Family Life)
Eleven
Never Mention a No-Hitter While Its in Progress
(Sports)
Twelve
Never Get Caught in Bed with a Live Man or a Dead Woman
(Politics & Government)
Thirteen
Never Coddle a Malcontent
(Business & Management)
Fourteen
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
(Book, Song & Movie Titles)
Fifteen
Never Judge a Book by Its Movie
(Stage & Screen)
Sixteen
Never Answer an Anonymous Letter
(Oxymoronic & Paradoxical Neverisms)
Seventeen
Never Cut What You Can Untie
(Metaphorical Neverisms)
Eighteen
Never Use a Long Word Where a Short One Will Do
(The Literary Life)
Acknowledgments
Index
About the Author
Also by Dr. Mardy Grothe
Copyright
About the Publisher
Introduction
For as long as humans have been able to communicate, theyve used language to influence one another. Often, these attempts at influence take the form of urging people to live their lives according to a guiding principle or rule of conduct:
Try to be a little kinder than is necessary.
Make every effort to do what you are afraid to do.
Be smarter than the people who hire you.
When people state something as a rule, they are suggesting that the principle is an important one. Occasionally, they consider the principle to be so critically important they express it more forcefully, or even unequivocally:
Always try to be a little kinder than is necessary.
J. M. BARRIE
Always do what you are afraid to do.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
LENA HORNE
When attempts to influence are stated unequivocally, people move from mere suggestion to the more compelling arena of exhortation. The American Heritage Dictionary (AHD) defines the verb exhort this way:
To urge by strong, often stirring argument, admonition, advice, or appeal.
Derived from the Latin exhortor, meaning to encourage, the root sense of the term is to urge or spur someone on. Exhortation is the perfect word to describe the three quotations above, each of which is an earnest attempt to persuade people to take a recommended course of action or embrace an idea.
History is also filled with equally strong attempts to discourage people from a certain practice or to dissuade them from a course of action.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Never swap horses in mid-stream.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Instead of recommending that people do something, these sayings strongly urge people not to doindeed, never to dosomething. What is the proper term for such negatively phrased exhortations?
One obvious candidate, of course, is admonition, which has two meanings: (1) a gentle reproof, and (2) cautionary advice or warning. The first meaning shows up, for example, when a teacher admonishes a child for being late to class or a boss admonishes an employee for being careless. It is the second meaning that applies to our current discussion. In a usage note, the editors of the AHD write:
Admonish implies the giving of advice or a warning
so that a fault can be rectified or a danger avoided.
The term admonition nicely describes each of the three proverbial sayings presented a moment ago. Each one could even be rephrased to emphasize the fault or danger element (as in, Never make the mistake of judging a book by its cover). The three following sayings could also be accurately described as admonitions:
Never send a boy to do a mans job.
Never underestimate the power of a woman.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
As would these cautionary warnings from influential thinkers in ancient history:
Never travel with a friend who deserts you at the first sign of danger.AESOP, 6th century B.C.
Never contract friendship with a man who is not better than thyself.CONFUCIUS, 6th century B.C.
In a case of dissension,
never dare to judge until you have heard the other side.EURIPIDES, 5th century B.C.
Never ask the gods for a life set free from grief,
but ask for courage that endureth long.MENANDER, 4th century B.C.
While admonition is a perfectly fine term to use when describing strongly worded cautionary warnings, there is another word that is, technically speaking, even more accurate. It is the antonym of exhortation. But unless you have the vocabulary of a five-time Jeopardy! champ or youre a professor of rhetoric, the word is almost certainly not in your current vocabulary. The exact opposite of exhortation is dehortation.
The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) defines dehortation this way: The act of dehorting from a course of action; earnest dissuasion. This doesnt help very much, but the OEDs entry on dehort makes it clearer:
To use exhortation to dissuade from a course or purpose;
to advise or counsel against (an action, etc.).
When we exhort people, were encouraging them to do something; were trying to spur them on. Its a form of persuasion. When we dehort people, on the other hand, were trying to convince people that they should not do something, or maybe even never do it. Dehortation is a form of discouragement or negative persuasion, which is technically called dissuasion. We can summarize it all in an analogy:
Exhortation is to dehortation as persuasion is to dissuasion.
I first came across the word dehort a number of years ago while browsing through a fascinating book by David Grambs: The Endangered English Dictionary: Bodacious Words Your Dictionary Forgot (1994). Grambs is an American writer who actually worked at one of my fantasy jobs: dictionary definer. While in this position for the American Heritage Dictionary and the Random House Dictionary, Grambs became intrigued by the many English words that either fell out of favor or never caught on, even though they perfectly captured some aspect of human life. In his remembrance of words past, he wrote a book to serve as a constant reminder of the words that could have been, that fell through the cracks. He also hoped that his book would awaken interest in some currently neglected words and possibly inspire readers to make them a part of our everyday usage. Among the thousands of words Grambs included in his book was:
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