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Picture 3 An Imprint of Simon & Schuster, Inc. 1230 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10020 www.SimonandSchuster.com Copyright 2020 by Simon & Schuster, Inc. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. For information, address Simon & Schuster Subsidiary Rights Department, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020. First Tiller Press hardcover edition October 2020 TILLER PRESS and colophon are trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc. For information about special discounts for bulk purchases, please contact Simon & Schuster Special Sales at 1-866-506-1949 or .

The Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau can bring authors to your live event. For more information or to book an event, contact the Simon & Schuster Speakers Bureau at 1-866-248-3049 or visit our website at www.simonspeakers.com. Interior design by Jennifer Chung Illustrations by Ashlee Beadle Cover design by Patrick Sullivan Phone icon by Frozenbunn / Shutterstock Library of Congress Control Number: 2020931544 ISBN 978-1-9821-5459-2 ISBN 978-1-9821-5460-8 (ebook) To Boomers everywhere

Introduction
Leaving voice mails. Owning a VCR. Insisting that the GPS must be wrong. Expressing skepticism about global warming.

There are dozens of outdated errands, items, and beliefs that Baby Boomers just cant seem to give up. No matter how many times Millennials and Gen Zers attempt to drag them into 2020, Boomers simply stamp their feet and insist that they must arrive at the airport seven hours early. So if, after failing once again to explain why no one uses an encyclopedia anymore, youve thrown your hands up and screamed, OK, Boomer! then this book is for you. Containing fifty-eight classic Boomerisms that you can laugh, sigh, or roll your eyes at, OK, Boomer is the perfect vent for your rage at receiving another crazy conspiracy theory from a Yahoo e-mail address. Look at that snow outside.

OK BOOMER Our flight leaves in seven hours We should head to the airport - photo 4
OK, BOOMER.
OK BOOMER Our flight leaves in seven hours We should head to the airport - photo 4
OK, BOOMER.

Our flight leaves in seven hours. We should head to the airport now! OK, BOOMER. Jell-O salads are perfect for any party!

OK BOOMER When I graduated from college I just walked right into the company - photo 5
OK, BOOMER. When I graduated from college, I just walked right into the company where I wanted to work and asked for a job! OK, BOOMER. Call the landline.
OK BOOMER I saw it on Law Order OK BOOMER Salads are rabbit food OK - photo 6
OK, BOOMER.

I saw it on Law & Order. OK, BOOMER. Salads are rabbit food.

OK BOOMER I bought it from the Home Shopping Network OK BOOMER Why did - photo 7
OK, BOOMER. I bought it from the Home Shopping Network. OK, BOOMER.

Why did they get rid of the killer whales at SeaWorld? Shamu was great!

OK BOOMER My email address is yahoocom OK BOOMER I taped it on VHS - photo 8
OK, BOOMER. My email address is *****@yahoo.com. OK, BOOMER. I taped it on VHS.
OK BOOMER The Wi-Fi password is 35309752474342594305 OK BOOMER Did you see - photo 9
OK, BOOMER. The Wi-Fi password is 35309752474342594305.

OK, BOOMER. Did you see my Facebook post? OK, BOOMER. I dont need a GPS.

OK BOOMER How the heck do you turn this thing on OK BOOMER Maybe you could - photo 10
OK, BOOMER. How the heck do you turn this thing on? OK, BOOMER. Maybe you could try dropping off your rsum in person.

OK, BOOMER. I read the newspaper today, and there was a front-page article on

OK BOOMER I heard Alex Jones say it OK BOOMER Why take the bus or the - photo 11
OK, BOOMER. I heard Alex Jones say it. OK, BOOMER. Why take the bus or the train? Its easier to drive.
OK BOOMER Lets go to Olive Garden OK BOOMER Did you get my voice mail OK - photo 12
OK, BOOMER.

Lets go to Olive Garden. OK, BOOMER. Did you get my voice mail? OK, BOOMER. Let me write a check for that.

OK BOOMER You cant find a job on the Internet You need to go out and pound - photo 13
OK, BOOMER. You cant find a job on the Internet.

You need to go out and pound the pavement. OK, BOOMER. Fuzzy toilet-seat covers.

OK BOOMER Talking to Google Home Siri OK BOOMER I printed out the - photo 14
OK, BOOMER. [Talking to Google Home] Siri? OK, BOOMER. I printed out the directions from MapQuest.

OK, BOOMER. Lets go on a cruise!

OK BOOMER I need to go to the bank OK BOOMER Margarine OK BOOMER Socks - photo 15
OK, BOOMER. I need to go to the bank. OK, BOOMER. Margarine. OK, BOOMER.

Socks with sandals are sensible fashion.

OK BOOMER Lets go to the mall OK BOOMER Time to watch Wheel of Fortune - photo 16
OK, BOOMER. Lets go to the mall! OK, BOOMER. Time to watch Wheel of Fortune! OK, BOOMER. Look up the number in the phone book. OK, BOOMER.

Make sure you iron it before you wear it.

OK BOOMER I read it in Readers Digest OK BOOMER Watching golf on TV OK - photo 17
OK, BOOMER. I read it in Readers Digest. OK, BOOMER. Watching golf on TV. OK, BOOMER.

Are you keeping your checkbook balanced? OK, BOOMER. I need to go to the post office.

OK BOOMER Anything will taste better with some Mrs Dash OK BOOMER Meat - photo 18
OK, BOOMER. Anything will taste better with some Mrs. Dash. Meat loaf.
OK BOOMER SENDING E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY GETS THE POINT - photo 19
OK, BOOMER.
OK BOOMER SENDING E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY GETS THE POINT - photo 19
OK, BOOMER.

SENDING E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE THAT DEFINITELY GETS THE POINT ACROSS. ok, boomer. Bar soap.

OK BOOMER I just put up some nice patterned wallpaper in my bathroom OK - photo 20
OK, BOOMER. I just put up some nice patterned wallpaper in my bathroom. OK, BOOMER.
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