Dzhejms Hou - Bunnicula Meets Edgar Allan Crow

Everyone Loves Bunnicula!

Bunnicula is the kind of story that does not age, and in all probability, will never die. Or stay dead, anyway....

NEIL GAIMAN

Bunnicula was one funny, scary, must-read vampire bunny when he first showed up. He hasnt changed a bit. Very scary. Very funny.

JON SCIESZKA

As a kid, I saw the classic movie Dracula and became instantly afraid of vampires. Many years later, I read the classic childrens book Bunnicula. Nowin addition to vampiresI am also afraid of bunnies. I hope youre happy, Jim.

BARBARA PARK

James Hows is the king! Bunnicula rules!!!

DAV PILKEY

The Monroe house is going mad with excitement. Pete has just won a contest, and the prize is a school visit from none other than M. T. Graves, Petes idol and the bestselling author of the FleshCrawlers series. Hes even going to stay with the Monroes while hes visiting! Harold and Howie are thrilled, but Chester the cat is suspicious. Why does Graves dress all in black? Why doesnt the beady-eyed crow perched on his shoulder say anything? Why has a threatening flock of crows invaded the backyard? And most worrisome of all: In each of the FleshCrawlers books, why does somethingalways happen to the pets? Suddenly, Gravess interest in all of the animalsespecially Bunniculalooks far from innocent. Its up to Chester, Harold, and Howie to find out if M. T. Graves and Edgar Allan Crow are really devising a plot to make their beloved bunny . . . NEVERMORE!

A Childrens Book-of-the-Month Club Selection

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James Howe is the author of more than seventy books for young readers, including the popular Bunnicula series (which he wrote with Harolds help) and the Tales from the House of Bunnicula series (which he wrote with Howies help). Among his other books are the Sebastian Barth mysteries, the Pinky and Rex series, The Misfits, and Totally Joe. James Howe wrote Bunnicula meets Edger Allan crow because he loves crows and cant resits a good pun. He lives in New York State and shares his home with one dog; two cats; his partner, Mark; and his daughter, Zoey, when she visits from college. He also shares his backyard with many birds, including the occasional crow.

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Edited by James Howe

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This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the authors imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

Text copyright 2006 by James Howe

Illustration copyright 2006 by Eric Fortune

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The text for this book is set in Stempl Garamond.

The illustrations for this book are rendered in graphite pencil.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Howe, James, 1946-

Bunnicula meets Edgar Allan Crow / James Howe ; illustrated by Eric Fortune. 1st ed.

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Summary: An overly alarmed Chester the cat predicts a gruesome fate for the pets in the Monroe household when a writer of juvenile horror fiction and his bird companion stay overnight.

ISBN-13: 978-1-4169-1458-7 (print)

ISBN-10: 1-4169-1458-7

ISBN-13: 978-1-4424-5190-2 (eBook)

[1. Pets Fiction. 2. AuthorsFiction. 3. Crows Fiction.

4. Humorous stories.] I. Fortune, Eric, ill. II. Title.

PZ7.H83727Bum 2006

[Fic]dc22 2006000574

TO MEREDITH And WILL DAVIS

J. H.

CONTENTS

EDITORS NOTE

ONE

The Letter

TWO

Excellently Weird

THREE

Suddenly There Came a Tapping

FOUR

A Fine Murder of Crows

FIVE

The Odd Guest

SIX

Its in the Bag

SEVEN

Astonished in the Pumpkin Patch

EIGHT

Too Late?

NINE

The Truth About Edgar and Miles

TEN

Farewell

A LETTER WITHIN A LETTER WITHIN A FINAL WORD FROM THE EDITOR

EDITORS NOTE

It was with a heavy heart that I entered my office that Friday afternoon in December. After the holidays, I would be cleaning out my desk one last timenot because my publishing house was moving to a new office but because I was moving to a new life. I wanted to believe that Id made the right decision. After all, Id yearned to take up sheep farming for as long as I could remember. Still, when I opened that door and beheld the shelves overflowing with books; the framed photos, plaques, and awards covering the walls; the sharpened pencils with their worn-down erasers; and the half-read manuscripts and half-eaten candy bars littering my desk, I couldnt help asking: Could sheep bring me anywhere near the pleasure Id found in the company of authors?

As I sank into my Dusty Mauve Naugahyde Chair Ergonomically Sculpted with Lumbar Support Curvaturea bonus Id received as part of a recent job promotionI felt myself sink into a dusty melancholia as well. I picked up a copy of the latest self-help bestseller written by one of my authors,