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Tired of being a useless Dick in the kitchen? Well fear no more my friend, as your days of being the culinary underdog are behind you. Welcome to See Dick Cook A Culinary Voyage for the Average Man. This manly-man hodgepodge of over 100 recipes is meant for the average guy who wants to be functional, yet impressive in the kitchen. Delicious yet relatively simple recipes provide enough variety for any situation the average Dick may find himself in. Chapters are arranged by social situations that are common in the lives of men and each recipe is explained in detail, providing tips and guidance to readers who find themselves confused in the kitchen. Game day with the boys? Break up blues? Meeting the parents? Weve got you covered Dick. Tools of the trade? Pantry items? Check. Gastronomic jargon? Copy. Whether youre whipping up some Gold Digger Scalloped Potatoes, Its Not Me Its You Meatloaf or a healthy serving of ShishkaDicks, these Dick-centric recipes are sure to make you look like a rock star in the kitchen. Youve got this Dick. Youre welcome

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See Dick Cook

A Culinary Voyage for the Average Man

KELLY LABONTE

Copyright 2014 Kelly Labonte

All rights reserved.

ISBN: 0993921701
ISBN-13: 978-0993921704

DEDICATION

This book is for my family and my boys. The support youve shown me through this entire process has been unwavering and I love you all for that. To my best friend Rachel, for your creative prowess and that offside sense of humor I love so much. And for my husband Reg, my favourite Dick of them all. Without your encouragement this book would have never seen a keystroke.

You are my rock.

WARNING!

THE FOLLOWING RECIPES
ARE COMPLETELY SUITABLE FOR ALL DICKS.
USER DISCRETION IS NOT ADVISED.

Table of Contents

DICKS KIT

Welcome to the beginning of your voyage Dick. This short chapter is going to get you all set to start working it in the kitchen. In here we are going to let you know which basic tools of the trade you will need, a list of items for you to keep on hand and a basic list of terms and definitions for you to refer to in that moment of doubt.

Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
Joss Whedon

DICKS TOOL BOX


Every job needs a tool or two and every guy needs a fully equipped toolbox. The kitchen is no exception Dick. Here is a list of items that will have you prepared for your culinary voyage.

A half decent set of pots and pans including some non-stick ones A good set of - photo 1

A half decent set of pots and pans including some non-stick ones

A good set of knives this will save you hours of frustration

13 x 9 Baking Dish

Barbecue Cage

Casserole Dish Set (various sizes)

Digital Meat Thermometer

Dutch Oven (yes - this actually exists)

Electric Knife

Electric Mixer

Food Processor (an average sized one will do)

Grapefruit Spoon

Garlic Crusher (a hard-core one Dick, not cheap)

Heavy-duty Oven Proof Skillet

Measuring Cups

Measuring Spoons/Wooden Spoons

Meat Tenderizer

Metal Skewers

Oven Mitts Manly ones

Pastry Brush

Rice Cooker

Roasting Pan

Roasting Pan Drip Rack

Salad Spinner

Salt and Pepper Mills

Sauce Pan

Slow Cooker / Crock Pot

Strainer/Colander

Timer (if you cant work the one on the microwave)

Whisk

DICKS STAPLES


There will be certain items and ingredients that appear regularly throughout this book Dick. Keeping these items on hand will ensure you have the necessary ingredients for most recipes that youll find in here. That, and it makes you look like you know what youre doing.

Youre a professional Dick. Act like it.

All Purpose Flour

Bacon

Beef Broth

Beer (Yes you cook with it too Dick)

Black Pepper fresh peppercorns with a mill

Butter and/or Olive Oil Based Margarine

Chicken Broth

Chili Pepper Sauce

Cooking Onions and/or Spanish Onions

Cream Cheese

Dicks Garlic Butter

Dijon Mustard

Dry Red Wine - always

Dry White Wine always

Eggs

Feta Cheese

Garlic - fresh

Italian Seasoned Bread Crumbs

Jar of Chopped garlic

Jasmine Rice

Lemon Juice

Lipton Onion Soup Mix (regular or garlic)

Mayonnaise (for the love of God real Mayo)

Non-Stick Cooking Spray (Olive Oil Variety)

Olive Oil Light

Parmesan Cheese

Pesto (Basil variety)

Red Wine Vinegar

Sage Seasoning

Sea Salt

Seasonings/ Spices Basil, Cayenne, Cajun, Cinnamon, Dill, Garlic Powder (not salt Dick powder), Herbes de Provence, Montreal Steak Spice, Nutmeg, Onion Powder, Oregano, Paprika, Parsley Flakes, Red Pepper Flakes, Season Salt, Thyme, White Pepper

Shallots

Six Month Mari-Me-Nara Sauce (keep frozen in one and two cup portions)

Tabasco or other Hot Sauce

White Vinegar

Worcestershire Sauce

DICKS DICTIONARY OF GASTRONOMIC JARGON


If you find yourself confused or unsure about some of the terminology used in the book, this reference guide will square you away with what it all means. I know you wont ask for directions Dick, so here they are.

Al DenteThis describes pasta cooked firm to the bite in other words, not mushy.
Au jusThis is the natural drippings or juice from a pan after cooking beef and deglazing.
BasteThis is when you brush, squirt or pour drippings or liquid, over food while broiling, roasting or baking. It prevents your food from drying out and adds flavour with the cooking juices.
BeatTo mix foods thoroughly to a smooth, even consistency using a spoon, fork, whisk or electric beater/mixer.
BlackenedA method of cooking that uses spices to coat meat or fish and then cooked in a very hot cast iron skillet to blacken the outside.
BlanchTo cook food briefly in boiling water.
BroilA method of cooking where the food is placed directly underneath the source of high heat.
BrothA flavourful liquid made by simmering meats, fish, poultry or bones in water with herbs. This is also referred to as Stock.
BrownTo quickly sear food to enhance and lock-in flavor. This is normally done at the beginning of the cooking process with meat.
BrushTo coat food with a liquid such as melted butter or a glaze using a brush designed for this process or a pastry brush.
CombineThis simply means mixing ingredients together.
CubeThe process of cutting something up into bite sized pieces.
DashThis is a very small amount of seasoning, about 1/16th of a teaspoon. Sometimes referred to as a pinch.
Deep-fryTo cook submerged in very hot fat or grease until golden brown.
DeglazeTo swirl a liquid into a pan to dissolve particles of food on the bottom and sides of the pan for flavor.
Demi-glaceA rich brown sauce made from reduced beef stock or broth.
DeseedTo remove the seeds out of a fruit or vegetable.
DeveinThis is the process of removing the black thread-like track from the back of a shrimp or prawn with a small knife.
DiceTo cut into regular sized cubes in accordance with the desired size.
DiluteThis is when you thin a liquid or reduce the intensity of flavour by adding liquid.
Direct HeatA grilling method of cooking where food is cooked directly over a flame or heat source.
DissolveTo stir a substance into a liquid until no solids remain.
DrainThis is simply to remove and discard the liquid contents from a cooking process.
DredgeTo lightly coat food to be pan-fried or sauted. This is usually a breading of some sort.
DrippingsThese are the juices and fat that is collected from the pan of cooked foods, such as roasts.
Dutch OvenA large, deep pot that is covered with a tight fitting lid.
FiletA boneless, skinless piece of meat.
FilletThe process of removing the bones from fish or meat before cooking.
FlakeTo break or flake food into small pieces.
FlambA method of cooking in which foods are splashed with liquor and ignited. Nice.
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