Jerome Jerome - The Soul of Nicholas Snyders, or The Miser of Zandam

Once upon a time in Zandam, which is by the Zuider Zee, there lived a wicked man named Nicholas Snyders. He was mean and hard and cruel, and loved but one thing in the world, and that was gold. And even that not for its own sake. He loved the power gold gave himthe power to tyrannize and to oppress, the power to cause suffering at his will. They said he had no soul, but there they were wrong. All men ownor, to speak more correctly, are owned bya soul; and the soul of Nicholas Snyders was an evil soul. He lived in the old windmill which still is standing on the quay, with only little Christina to wait upon him and keep house for him. Christina was an orphan whose parents had died in debt. Nicholas, to Christina's everlasting gratitude, had cleared their memoryit cost but a few hundred florinsin consideration that Christina should work for him without wages. Christina formed his entire household, and only one willing visitor ever darkened his door, the widow Toelast. Dame Toelast was rich and almost as great a miser as Nicholas himself. Why should not we two marry? Nicholas had once croaked to the widow Toelast. Together we should be masters of all Zandam. Dame Toelast had answered with a cackling laugh; but Nicholas was never in haste.

One afternoon Nicholas Snyders sat alone at his desk in the centre of the great semi-circular room that took up half the ground floor of the windmill, and that served him for an office, and there came a knocking at the outer door.

Come in! cried Nicholas Snyders. He spoke in a tone quite kind for Nicholas Snyders. He felt so sure it was Jan knocking at the doorJan Van der Voort, the young sailor, now master of his own ship, come to demand of him the hand of little Christina. In anticipation, Nicholas Snyders tasted the joy of dashing Jan's hopes to the ground; of hearing him plead, then rave; of watching the growing pallor that would overspread Jan's handsome face as Nicholas would, point by point, explain to him the consequences of defiancehow, firstly, Jan's old mother should be turned out of her home, his old father put into prison for debt; how, secondly, Jan himself should be pursued without remorse, his ship be bought over his head before he could complete the purchase. The interview would afford to Nicholas Snyders sport after his own soul. Since Jan's return the day before, he had been looking forward to it. Therefore, feeling sure it was Jan, he cried Come in! quite cheerily.

But it was not Jan. It was somebody Nicholas Snyders had never set eyes on before. And neither, after that one visit, did Nicholas Snyders ever set eyes upon him again. The light was fading, and Nicholas Snyders was not the man to light candles before they were needed, so that he was never able to describe with any precision the stranger's appearance. Nicholas thought he seemed an old man, but alert in all his movements; while his eyesthe one thing about him Nicholas saw with any clearnesswere curiously bright and piercing.

Who are you? asked Nicholas Snyders, taking no pains to disguise his disappointment.

I am a pedlar, answered the stranger. His voice was clear and not unmusical, with just the suspicion of roguishness behind.

Not wanting anything, answered Nicholas Snyders drily. Shut the door and be careful of the step.

But instead the stranger took a chair and drew it nearer, and, himself in shadow, looked straight into Nicholas Snyders' face and laughed.

Are you quite sure, Nicholas Snyders? Are you quite sure there is nothing you require?

Nothing, growled Nicholas Snydersexcept the sight of your back. The stranger bent forward, and with his long, lean hand touched Nicholas Snyders playfully upon the knee. Wouldn't you like a soul, Nicholas Snyders? he asked.

Think of it, continued the strange pedlar, before Nicholas could recover power of speech. For forty years you have drunk the joy of being mean and cruel. Are you not tired of the taste, Nicholas Snyders? Wouldn't you like a change? Think of it, Nicholas Snydersthe joy of being loved, of hearing yourself blessed, instead of cursed! Wouldn't it be good fun, Nicholas Snydersjust by way of a change? If you don't like it, you can return and be yourself again.

What Nicholas Snyders, recalling all things afterwards, could never understand was why he sat there, listening in patience to the stranger's talk; for, at the time, it seemed to him the jesting of a wandering fool. But something about the stranger had impressed him.

I have it with me, continued the odd pedlar; and as for price The stranger made a gesture indicating dismissal of all sordid details. I look for my reward in watching the result of the experiment. I am something of a philosopher. I take an interest in these matters. See. The stranger dived between his legs and produced from his pack a silver flask of cunning workmanship and laid it on the table.

Its flavour is not unpleasant, explained the stranger. A little bitter; but one does not drink it by the goblet: a wineglassful, such as one would of old Tokay, while the mind of both is fixed on the same thought: 'May my soul pass into him, may his pass into me!' The operation is quite simple: the secret lies within the drug. The stranger patted the quaint flask as though it had been some little dog.

You will say: 'Who will exchange souls with Nicholas Snyders?' The stranger appeared to have come prepared with an answer to all questions. My friend, you are rich; you need not fear. It is the possession men value the least of all they have. Choose your soul and drive your bargain. I leave that to you with one word of counsel only: you will find the young readier than the oldthe young, to whom the world promises all things for gold. Choose you a fine, fair, fresh, young soul, Nicholas Snyders; and choose it quickly. Your hair is somewhat grey, my friend. Taste, before you die, the joy of living.

The strange pedlar laughed and, rising, closed his pack. Nicholas Snyders neither moved nor spoke, until with the soft clanging of the massive door his senses returned to him. Then, seizing the flask the stranger had left behind him, he sprang from his chair, meaning to fling it after him into the street. But the flashing of the firelight on its burnished surface stayed his hand.

After all, the case is of value, Nicholas chuckled, and put the flask aside and, lighting the two tall candles, buried himself again in his green-bound ledger. Yet still from time to time Nicholas Snyders' eye would wander to where the silver flask remained half hidden among dusty papers. And later there came again a knocking at the door, and this time it really was young Jan who entered.

Jan held out his great hand across the littered desk.

We parted in anger, Nicholas Snyders. It was my fault. You were in the right. I ask you to forgive me. I was poor. It was selfish of me to wish the little maid to share with me my poverty. But now I am no longer poor.

Sit down, responded Nicholas in kindly tone. I have heard of it. So now you are master and the owner of your shipyour very own.

My very own after one more voyage, laughed Jan. I have Burgomaster Allart's promise.

A promise is not a performance, hinted Nicholas. Burgomaster Allart is not a rich man; a higher bid might tempt him. Another might step in between you and become the owner.

Jan only laughed. Why, that would be the work of an enemy, which, God be praised, I do not think that I possess.

Lucky lad! commented Nicholas; so few of us are without enemies. And your parents, Jan, will they live with you?

We wished it, answered Jan, both Christina and I. But the mother is feeble. The old mill has grown into her life.

I can understand, agreed Nicholas. The old vine torn from the old wall withers. And your father, Jan; people will gossip. The mill is paying?