Mazza - Sex, Lies & Stellenbosch

Sex, Lies & Stellenbosch

Sex, Lies & Stellenbosch

Eva Mazza

First published by MFBooks Joburg, an imprint of Jacana Media (Pty) Ltd, in 2019

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Eva Mazza, 2019

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ISBN 978-1-928420-40-8 (d-PDF)

ISBN 978-1-928420-41-5 (ePUB)

ISBN 978-1-928420-42-2 (mobi file)

Cover design by Maggie Davey and Alexandra Turner

Editing by Shelagh Foster

Proofreading by Linda Da Nova

Set in Sabon 11/16pt

Printed by CTP Printers, Cape Town

Job no. 003429

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For

Girlfriends, especially the first four: T, M, C & C

BBD

& my daughters, all four

Part One

H er cheek peeled reluctantly from the pillow. A union forged by drink and drool; the latter, an unglamorous snail-trail from the left corner of her mouth. Eyes wide open. Whats the time? Jen turned her body gingerly onto her side. Her phone read 05:00 am. The party was over! Crap! Im in the dog box, thats for sure. Only after shed made the enormous effort to move her face back onto the pillows clammy wet spot to check whether her husband was asleep, did she remember she had locked him out of their bedroom. Double bloody crap!

Needing to pee, she sat up and waited for her head to catch up with her body before placing her feet on the floor. Using the bedside table to ease herself off the bed, she staggered stilettoed in the dark to the bathroom.

Shit! she cursed, butt sliding into the wet toilet bowl. She clutched the sides to avoid slipping any further. John always leaves the effing seat up! She flushed, then stumbled to the basin to splash water over her face.

The fear felt like ice.

What had she done? And where was John?

She chose to ignore her best friend Frankies string of WhatsApp messages. Probably apologising for being such a bitch. Frankie could go to hell!

Jen threw her stilettos across the room, unlocked the door and padded towards the lounge, tripping over the rug and nearly landing on her face on the way.

Im still drunk, she moaned aloud as she collected herself, grabbing a bottle of still water from the fridge and gulping it down.

John? she called. Are you there?

No answer. She moved towards a shadow of a man asleep on the couch. Larry the Lecherous Lout. Stirring, he grabbed at her.

You need to go home now, Larry. Jen pushed his hand away and stepped outside. A gentle breeze stirred the hot air and she shuddered at the prickly perspiration under her armpits. Where the hell is John?

Candlelight flickered in the tasting room. All was quiet, but perhaps he was in there, asleep. An owls last call heralded the dawn.

Bloody reckless to pass out with a candle burning!

Jen moved towards the entrance, the candle beckoning her in. John? she whispered, gently pushing the door open. A man was seated on a bench in the shadowy far corner, his head thrown back, eyes closed and mouth agape.

Good God! It was like road kill. She couldnt help herself; she didnt want to look, but she had to. Revolted and intrigued, she stood there, incapable of moving, of anything.

The mans one hand seemed to be cupped around a womans breast while the other held the back of her head.

Yes, baby, he groaned.

Baby!

And then it dawned on her. That man was her husband of twenty-four years! Jen do something. Anything!

John? Her voice sounded foreign.

Wide-eyed now, he looked straight at her. The idiot remained seated. He must be in shock.

There was an agonisingly long pause. Arent you going to stop her?

She must have communicated this telepathically because both their eyes shifted to the kneeling woman, commendably (or so Jen thought) using her mouth to effectuate her adulterous husbands happy ending.

What the hell do you think youre doing?

She had always imagined a stronger, more dramatic reaction to such a revelatory scene of deceit and treachery.

The womans head jerked away from her husbands groin. Jen felt ridiculously relieved when she saw that John-John wasnt standing at attention. Hes mine! Breasts spilled out from an unbuttoned top.

Distracted by the sight of the porn-star mammaries, Jen wasnt yet aware to whom they belonged.

Then.

Patty? she asked, as if she had stumbled across her after many years. She turned to her husband. Patty? The wine rep?

I t was Johns fifty-fifth birthday bash; a birthday that would have been overlooked but for Brigit, the eldest of their offspring and the apple of her daddys eye. It was Brigs idea to surprise her father, yet as much as theyd tried keeping it a secret, he had found out. Brigit was disappointed, but Jen was happy the cat was out the bag; surprises werent something she was comfortable receiving, let alone organising.

Things had gone awry after the speeches; a pity, since the party had got off to such a good start. It was Jens fault entirely. If only she had stuck to her prepared speech. Well, it wasnt really hers; Brigit had written it. Blame it on the champagne and shooters. Maybe if she hadnt drunk so much, she wouldnt have reacted the way she did. Brigit had always said that Jen couldnt take a joke, that she had no sense of humour. Tonight, I proved her right.

Looking back, Jens sense of humour failure could be traced to her gold stretch pants. Normally she paid no attention to Brigs jibes. Since she could remember, Brigit almost always found her mother embarrassing, invariably resulting in some snide remark which she had learned to ignore. However, the eldests disparaging comments about her outrageously expensive too-tight pants had hit a nerve because, well, they were embarrassingly true.

Oh my God! Youre not wearing that tonight, are you? She asked in the demeaning tone reserved solely for her mom.

Yes, I am, Jen said, pouring herself into them.

John came to his wifes defence, which was rather sweet of him as the two loved to tease her. Brig! he bellowed from the bathroom. Hed strutted through to their bedroom, bath-towel wrapped dangerously low around his hips, and planted a kiss on Jens cheek. Moms aim is to look hot; its an age thing, hey love? he teased, looking her over appreciatively.

What is it with men and women in tight pants? Brig ridiculed.

No, its not my aim! Jen lied as their daughter watched her struggling to close the zip. John moved in to give her a hand, which Jen smacked away.

The mirror reflected her delusional wannabe-hip forty-nine-year-old self in pants intended for someone decidedly younger. Maybe Johns birthday had triggered fears of her imminent fiftieth. She had told the shop assistant she was sick and tired of looking like a boring middle-aged farmers wife and the young woman had assured her the pants did the trick.

Actually, my aim is to look hip. Shed managed to get the zip up. Im tired of looking like a mom.

So, you decided to shop at Forever 21? Brig chortled appreciatively at her own joke and, as usual, John joined in.

It was true, Jen wanted to look sexy. Instead, she looked like a desperate cougar at a university digss sex fest. Shed watched her husband as he prepped for the party. Hes effortlessly hot.