Fannie Flagg - Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

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Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe

Fannie Flagg is a first-class writer. This book is so much fun it makes me sick I missed the Depression.

Erma Bombeck

A thoroughly entertaining comic novel.

Newsday

Try to stop laughing.

Liz Smith

Funny, high-spirited, and unabashedly sentimental.

Kirkus Reviews

Also by Fannie Flagg:

COMING ATTRACTIONS
FANNIE FLAGGS ORIGINAL WHISTLE
STOP CAFE COOKBOOK
WELCOME TO THE WORLD, BABY GIRL!
STANDING IN THE RAINBOW
A REDBIRD CHRISTMAS

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Copyright 1987 by Fannie Flagg

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FOR TOMMY THOMPSON

I would like to acknowledge the following people, whose encouragement and support have been invaluable to me in the writing of this book: First and foremost, my agent, Wendy Weil, who never lost faith; my editor, Sam Vaughan, for the care and attention he has given me, and who kept me laughing, even through rewrites; and Martha Levin, my first friend at Random House. Thanks to Gloria Safier, Liz Hock, Margaret Cafarelli, Anne Howard Baily, Julie Florence, James Daddy Hatcher, Dr. John Nixon, Gerry Hannah, Jay Sawyer, and Frank Self. Thanks to DeThomas/Bobo & Associates, for sticking with me during the lean times. Thanks to Barnaby and Mary Conrad and the Santa Barbara Writers Conference, Jo Roy and the Birmingham Public Library, Jeff Norell, Birmingham Southern College, Ann Harvey and John Loque, Oxmoor House Publishing. A grateful thank you to my typist and right hand, Lisa McDonald, and to her daughter, Jessaiah, for being quiet and watching Sesame Street while her mother and I were working. And my special thanks go to all the sweet people of Alabama, past and present. My Heart. My Home.

I may be sitting here at the Rose Terrace Nursing Home, but in my mind Im over at the Whistle Stop Cafe having a plate of fried green tomatoes.

MRS. CLEO THREADGOODE
JUNE 1986

The Whistle Stop Cafe opened up last week, right next door to me at the post office, and owners Idgie Threadgoode and Ruth Jamison said business has been good ever since. Idgie says that for people who know her not to worry about getting poisoned, she is not cooking. All the cooking is being done by two colored women, Sipsey and Onzell, and the barbecue is being cooked by Big George, who is Onzells husband.

If there is anybody that has not been there yet, Idgie says that the breakfast hours are from 5:307:30, and you can get eggs, grits, biscuits, bacon, sausage, ham and red-eye gravy, and coffee for 25.

For lunch and supper you can have: fried chicken; pork chops and gravy; catfish; chicken and dumplings; or a barbecue plate; and your choice of three vegetables, biscuits or cornbread, and your drink and dessertfor 35.

She said the vegetables are: creamed corn; fried green tomatoes; fried okra; collard or turnip greens; black-eyed peas; candied yams; butter beans or lima beans.

And pie for dessert.

My other half, Wilbur, and I ate there the other night, and it was so good he says he might not ever eat at home again. Ha. Ha. I wish this were true. I spend all my time cooking for the big lug, and still cant keep him filled up.

By the way, Idgie says that one of her hens laid an egg with a ten-dollar bill in it.

Dot Weems

Evelyn Couch had come to Rose Terrace with her husband, Ed, who was visiting his mother, Big Momma, a recent but reluctant arrival. Evelyn had just escaped them both and had gone into the visitors lounge in the back, where she could enjoy her candy bar in peace and quiet. But the moment she sat down, the old woman beside her began to talk

Now, you ask me the year somebody got married who they married or what the brides mother wore, and nine times out of ten I can tell you, but for the life of me, I caint tell you when it was I got to be so old. It just sorta slipped up on me. The first time I noticed it was June of this year, when I was in the hospital for my gallbladder, which they still have, or maybe they threw it out by now who knows. That heavyset nurse had just given me another one of those Fleet enemas theyre so fond of over there when I noticed what they had on my arm. It was a white band that said: Mrs. Cleo Threadgoode an eighty-six-year-old woman. Imagine that!

When I got back home, I told my friend Mrs. Otis, I guess the only thing left for us to do is to sit around and get ready to croak. She said she preferred the term pass over to theother side. Poor thing, I didnt have the heart to tell her that no matter what you call it, were all gonna croak, just the same

Its funny, when youre a child you think time will never go by, but when you hit about twenty, time passes like youre on the fast train to Memphis. I guess life just slips up on everybody. It sure did on me. One day I was a little girl and the next I was a grown woman, with bosoms and hair on my private parts. I missed the whole thing. But then, I never was too smart in school or otherwise

Mrs. Otis and I are from Whistle Stop, a little town about ten miles from here, out by the railroad yards. Shes lived down the street from me for the past thirty years or so, and after her husband died, her son and daughter-in-law had a fit for her to come and live at the nursing home, and they asked me to come with her. I told them Id stay with her for a whileshe doesnt know it yet, but Im going back home just as soon as she gets settled in good.