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Sometimes a book goes too far. Sometimes is now.
First there was The Gilgamesh.
Then the Bhagavad-Gita.
Then The Torah, The New Testament, The Koran.
Then The Book of Mormon, Dianetics, Im OK Youre OK.
THE BOOK YOU NOW HOLD IN YOUR HANDS COULD CREATE A NEW INQUISITIONA SELF-PERPETUATING FASCIST STATE THAT WILL LAST TO THE END OF HUMANITYOR IT COULD BE THE FOUNDATION-STONE OF THE PROMISED KINGDOM OF PEACE AND HARMONY. WHICH WILL IT BE?
Yes. YOU can rape your own mind. YOU can finally relax in the safety of your own delusions.
This epipastic for the brains of Epoptics, Beholders, and Initiates, works an authentic gnostic magicians spell that will drive OUT the foreign personalities and id-demons. Protected by its own occult roots in the most extreme forms of para-and mecha-psychology, it places the reader within a shell of Weird Phenomena which must be used for good and evil.
Its system of Mystik Correspondences has already given SECRET POWER to the Church of the SubGeniusthe worlds first industrial church, the prophesied End Times cult of screamers and laughers, scoffers, blasphemers, mockers, sinners, and the last true holymen in America today.
KEEP THIS BOOK NEAR YOU in your pocket, your bathroom, your glove compartment. Study it. Memorize it. Find within its pages a NEW DIRECTIONa NEW WAY a HIGHER yet LOWER REALITY just as thousands before you have done!
The world-famous authors of the original Facts About Dobbs show you how to unearth and wield your amazing hidden powers of VENGEANCE. This prophetic new accounting of future history and a fantastic religion beyond science is more entertaining than fiction more terrifying than the truth!
A self-help book for sinners, creeps, junkies, morphodites, and wise men and guys who know they wouldnt get help from any book even if they needed it in the first place.
The Church of SubGenius is an order of Scoffers and Blasphemers, dedicated to Total Slack, delving into Mockery Science, Sadofuturistics, Megaphysics, Scatalography, Schizophreniatrics, Morealism, Sarcastrophy, Cynisacreligion, Apocolyptionomy, ESPectorationalism, HypnoPediatrics, Subliminalism, Satyriology, DistoUtopianity, Sardonicology, Fasciestiouism, Ridiculophagy, and Miscellatheistic Theology.
Researching the Publics Fear of the Unknown Since 1953!
For up-to-date information on The Church, send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to:
The SubGenius Foundation
P.O. Box 140306 Dallas, Texas 75214
We welcome contributions of any kind: letters, artwork, photos, clippings, articles, sin materials, artifacts, money, sacrifices, tapes, and all other shreds of humanity. NOT TAX DEDUCTIBLE. We would rather not hear from Mediocretins, Pinks, Glorps, or False Prophets.
This Book was begun in 1953 by J.R. Bob Dobbs
High Epopt of the Church of the SubGenius
Revised In 1979 by Dr. Philo U. Drummond, 1 Dr. X Rev. Ivan Stang, A..
Board of Directors of The SubGenius Foundation appointed in 1980:
Puzzling Evidence
Doug Wellman
HellSwami John Hagen
Pastor Buck Naked
Cookie Drummond F.G.O.T.R.
St. Sterno Keckhaver
St. Janor Hypercleats
Drs. for Bob
Pope David Meyer III
J. Erickson
LIES
St. Paul Mavrides
Sir Guy Deuel
Glassmadness
someone else
Additional Sacrifices, 1981, by
High Priestess Eileen Keller
Dr. Bootmokus
Alexander D. Smith
Rev. Larry Sulkis
Shrendi Chisholm
Bob Black,
THE LAST INTERNATIONAL
Dr. Jay Kinney
St. Joe Schwind
Capt. Hugh M. Smith
Tribunal Overdrive
Stefan Hammond
Rev. David Boone
Dennis Keller
St. Byron Werner
R. Wollard
Burn Martyr Dr. Snavely Eklund
Severn Institute
Pope St. D. Lee Lama
St. Poonflang Dammerung
Kerry Wendell Thornely
Pope Mike Danger
Hector Hilldale
Autumn Deuel
Leslie Gaspar
Drelloid
tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE
1982 Illiterati:
Dominatrix Candi Strecker, Dr. Gary Hughes, Rev. Brian Curran, Rev. Garth Danielson, Bishop Buhle, Bishop Huey, St. Karen Trego, Mechapope Monika Vidi, Apostle G. Don Trubey, Fair Use Empire, Pope Michael Flores and The Peoples Temple, Sir Hal Robins, Krononautic Organism, Rev. Bob Lee, Nick West, St. Patricia Daley, Stigmatic Ted Early, Mastress Freddie Baer, Political Bizarro Luke T. McGuff, Maestro John Crawford, Prof. Mark Mothersbaugh, St. Becky Block, Radio Popes Kates, Chusid, Brown, Ginsburg, Nelson & Opinion; John Steakley, St. Rick Hoefle, Will (Lord) Small 888
Cover design and illustration 1987 by Kenneth Huey
Inside front cover, The Tree of Knowledge, by St. Paul Mavrides and Rev. Ivan Stang
Inside back cover, The Deadline Approacheth, by Hellswami John Hagen-Brenner
McGraw-Hill editors: St. Dr. Tim McGinnis (also Simon & Schuster editor) and St. Joan Eckerman
Hieroglyphs by Stang, Hagen, Mavrides, Hal Robins, Douglas Wellman, Guy Deuel, Buck Naked
Electrostatic Technician: St. Karen Gould
Typesetting: Archetype Graphics (Grand Rapids, MI); Design (Bloomington, IN); Franklin Typesetting (Austin, TX); Diversatype (Dallas, TX)
All work signed LIES is copyright 1983 LIES (Paul Mavrides)
A very special tip of the Dobbs hat to Rip Off Press, Inc., San Francisco, for blessed permissions, scam-abuse, technology, inspiration, Slack, etc.
Sacred Agent: Jane Jordan Browne, Multimedia Product Development, Chicago, IL.
Final Word Wrangling by: Rev. Ivan Stang
Final Image Arrangements and Design by:
LIES
Chapters: 1, 3, 4, 7, 10, 13, 14, 16 & 19
Hell Swami John Hagen
Chapters: 0, 2, 5, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 17, 18 & 20
APPROVED BY DOBBS
Bobs face and The Church of the SubGenius are registered trademarks of the SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
PROPHECY CRUSADE