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AMY EINHORN BOOKS
Published by G. P. Putnams Sons
a member of Penguin Group (USA) Inc.
New York
So whats this all about?
Polar ice caps are melting, hurricanes swirl in the seas, wars are heating up around the world, and the job market is in a deep freeze.
Whoa.
Its getting pretty ugly out there.
Thats why one chilly spring night I started a tiny website called 1000 Awesome Things. For a boring guy with a nine-to-five job, it became a getaway from my everyday.
I never imagined that writing about finding money in your old coat pocket, the smell of gasoline, or watching The Price Is Right when youre at home sick would amount to anything.
Honestly, when I started the site I got excited when my mom forwarded it to my dad and the traffic doubled. Then I got excited when friends sent it to friends and strangers started sending me suggestions: When cashiers open up new checkout lanes at the grocery store, The smell of rain on a hot sidewalk, Waking up and realizing its Saturday.
It seems like maybe these tiny little moments make an awesome difference in many of our rushed, jam-packed lives. Maybe we all love snow days, peeling an orange in one shot, and Popping Bubble Wrap.
Maybe were basically all the same.
Over the past year the website grew into a warm place where people around the world came to curl up under a blanket and think about the small joys we often overlook. With so much sad news and bad news pouring down upon us, its fun to stop for a minute and share a universal high five with the rest of humanity.
What started on a whim has changed me for the better too. Now when I get the thank-you wave while merging, hear the crack of ice cubes in my drink, or move clothes from the washer to the dryer without dropping anything, I just smile and enjoy the moment.
So... thats the story so far. Thats how we got from there to here. And now its time to come on in. The fires crackling and theres a seat on the couch here. Cuddle up and lets all get into it.
Lets all get onto it.
And lets all get a little bit
AWESOME!
The other side of the pillow
Have you ever found yourself lying in bed wide awake in the middle of the night?
You know how it is: Clocks clicking past 1:30 a.m. and you lie there with your eyes bugged open, chewing your upper lip, tapping the sheets with your fingers, completely frustrated. Your pupils have long adjusted to the dark, so your eyes are darting around the room over and over, trying to identify dark shapes or watching the moonlight shadow-dance around the walls. Maybe your thoughts wont settle down, you just cant get comfortable, you ate spicy food before bed, you have a presentation the next morning, or maybe its just the frustration itself keeping you in a terrible, never-ending cycle of sleeplessness.
So you play dead and try to remain motionless as long as possible. You change positions back and forth, side to side, left to right. You get up and go to the bathroom or start reading a book. Maybe you try to remake the bed, since by now youve probably managed to twist your sheets and blankets into a completely unusable, tightly wound knotpile barely covering your legs.
On nights like this, when you just cant sleep, one of the greatest things invented is simply Turning Over the Pillow.
Yes, flipping over your pillow and checking out the other side cranks Bed Comfort up a few notches and is a simple and easy way to help you relax and get comfy.
The other side of the pillow, folks. Because its flat when youre sagging, fresh when youre stale, and cold when youre hot, baby.
AWESOME!
When cashiers open up new checkout lanes at the grocery store
Though I hate to admit it, I am a slow, indecisive mess in the grocery store checkout lane.
Since I am an extremely cheap person, I watch the prices scroll up on screen like a hawk, often saying things like Oh, I thought that was on sale, or Actually, I dont really want that anymore, forcing the cashier to call in price checks to the unresponsive produce department or find a temporary home for the pack of melting Fudgsicles Ive decided to leave off my list last minute.
And because Im watching the screen so closely, I start bagging my groceries late, fumble with my wallet, and awkwardly leave my shopping cart blocking the lane like a metal crisscrossed castle knight enforcing a firm Thou shall not pass law in its trademark silence.
Yes, I clog up the line and annoy everybody behind me. Im one of
Four People You Dont Want to Stand Behind in the grocery line, together with:
Fidgety Grandma, who on cue dumps a pile of warm nickels on the counter to pay and then slowly counts them out by sliding them across the counter with her index finger
Flyer Guy, who hands the cashier a dog-eared flyer from home, forcing her to manually tear out all the coupons while everybody waits
No-Math Jack, who sneaks in piles of extra items into the Express Lane and acts like its no big deal
Those tense, winding checkout lanes can be a pretty rough go sometimes. Its not easy out there. You have to watch the anxiety levels, take deep breaths, keep that blood pressure in check.
Thats why there are few things better than a sprightly new cashier hopping onto the scene, grabbing the Next lane please sign from the end of the belt, flicking on the lightbulb above her station, and offering a loud, beaming Next customer, please! to the scowling, stressed-out masses.
When that cashier bulb goes on, a bright warm glow showers down on everybody waiting. People like me feel less guilty about holding up the line and folks at the end win the big front-of-the-line jackpot. Yes, its one giant mood swing, one massive swelling of goodwill, complete with buzzing chatter, a few laughs, and even the occasional crinkly plastic sound of a tightly wound frown turning upside down.
AWESOME!
Wearing underwear just out of the dryer
Now tell me: Is there anything quite so nice as wrapping yourself up in a pair of steaming skivvies just out of the dryer? Its like skinny-dipping in a hot tub, jumping on a horse thats been in the sun all day, and lying on a warm, sandy beach... combined! Sure, the moment doesnt last long, yes, there may be some static cling, and its true, youll have to get changed really quickly in the laundry room to pull it off.
But dang, girl.
Hot undies, they is fine.
AWESOME!
Old, dangerous playground equipment
Slides used to be dangerous.
After climbing up those sandy, metal crosstrax steps, you got to the top and stared down at that steep ride below. The slide was burning hot to the touch, a stovetop set too high all day under the summer sun, just waiting to greet the underside of your legs with first-degree burns as you enjoyed the ride. It also smelled like hot pee, years of nervous children with leaky diapers permanently marking it as their territory. Lastly, to top it all off, there were no cute plastic side rails or encapsulated tube slides, which meant that if you went too fast or aimed your legs poorly, your shoes would
