THE SKEPTIC'S
GUIDE TO
CONSPIRACIES
FROM THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR TO THE
JFK ASSASSINATION: UNCOVERING THE
TRUTH BEHIND THE WORLD'S MOST
CONTROVERSIAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES
MONTE COOK
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DEDICATION
For Grant Morrison, Robert Anton Wilson, Doug Moench, and everyone else fighting the good fight against the conspiracy.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
The author would like to thank his editor, Peter Archer, for great advice and invaluable help in putting this book together.
Special thanks also to Sue for helpful suggestions and endless support.
Lastly, sincere thanks to each and every author and theorist mentioned in the bibliography for their tireless work and research. May your tinfoil hats stay shiny.
I HAVE TO WRITE QUICKLY.
I THINK THEY KNOW WHERE I AM. I WAS FOLLOWED THIS AFTERNOON. I'M SURE OF IT. FIRST IT WAS A GUY WITH LONG HAIR AND A PLAID SCARF THEN A GIRL IN A RED COAT THEN TWO MEN IN TRENCHCOATS (MEN IN BLACK??!!!). I GOT AWAY FROM THEM BY RUNNING INTO AN ALLEY AND HIDING, BUT I'M SURE THEY'RE STILL AFTER ME.
EVER SINCE I BOUGHT THIS BOOK. THE CLERK IN THE STORE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. I'M SURE SHE MUST HAVE SIGNALED TO SOMEONE. (MAYBE HER CASH REGISTER IS LINKED TO A CIA COMPUTER?) SO I WALKED HOME (NOT THROUGH THE PARK, THOUGH, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE SECRET TRANSMITTERS ARE, AND THEY MIGHT BE TRYING TO HOOK INTO MY BRAIN) AND READ THE BOOK ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
THE CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL!! THE AUTHOR PRETENDS THEY'RE NOT, BUT I KNOW THEY ARE. LIKE THE TIME I FOUND OUT ABOUT FIFTY PEOPLE IN CONGRESS BEING MEMBERS OF THE MASONS SO THAT EXPLAINS HOW 9/11 HAPPENED, AND MKULTRA WAS BEHIND THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION (OSWALD WAS ACTUALLY WORKING FOR ALIENS!!!! BECAUSE JFK WAS GOING TO FINALLY REVEAL THE TRUTH!), AND ONE OF THE KEY PEOPLE KILLED IN THE TWIN TOWERS WAS AN INVESTIGATOR WHO WAS READY TO PUBLISH A BOOK ABOUT THE NAZIS' SECRET ARCTIC BASE, WHICH MAYBE KENNEDY KNEW AB OUT THAT TOO??!!!
ANYWAY, THIS BOOK TALKS ABOUT CONSPIRACIES. BUT REMEMBER THEY'RE REAL. AND SOMEONE'S WATCHING YOU!! WATCH OUT!!!!!
INTRODUCTION
THIS IS A BOOK ABOUT conspiracy theories. If you've ever wondered what exactly went on in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947 or what some researchers have discovered regarding the assassinations of the Kennedys or Martin Luther King Jr., this book is for you. This book will present you with different viewpoints from conspiracy theorists on those topics and many others. You won't find anything here attempting to convince you that conspiracies are real. This book is not going to change your worldview, but it will provide you with some interesting information. Nothing in this book is made up at least by the author.
WHAT ARE CONSPIRACY THEORIES?
Conspiracy theories usually (but not always) involve either the government or a secret society, and sometimes both. Conspiracy theorists (or conspiracists) believe mysterious things are happening all around them. Not only that, but the truth has been covered up.
You'll never hear about a conspiracy theory that says things are better than they seem. The shadow government isn't secretly plotting with philanthropic deeds in mind. Although it is true that one theory says aliens only want to bring us peace and prosperity. But the same theory says the government is trying to stop them from doing so.
Conspiracy theories have been around a long time. In the first century B.C.E. there were those who wondered who was really behind the assassination of Julius Caesar. Theories about the coming end of the world were popular in the Middle Ages. (In fact, you'll see that some of the theories discussed later in the book started in the Middle Ages.)
Despite the fact that the theories themselves can be convoluted, most conspiracy adherents believe the world is a simpler place than it really is. It's easier to believe in an evil cabal of assassins than a deranged lone gunman. After all, if one man can commit such a heinous act, what does that say about the rest of us? Evil, sometimes, is an easier pill to swallow. At least then we know where to point our fingers.
People who believe in conspiracies like to single out a group of people and attribute most of the world's ills to them. When we see tragedy, it's somehow comforting to believe that evil people caused it. Understanding a world filled with coincidence, random happenstance, and human error presents a greater challenge than one in which everything is linked and there's an underlying reason for what's really going on.
That said, not all conspiracy theories are inherently incorrect, unproven, or poorly assembled. The Watergate break-in, for example, was a conspiracy, and no one doubts that it happened.
Well, almost no one.
Still, conspiracy theories say as much about those who assemble and disseminate them and the people who believe them as they do about the people involved.
Theorists dwell upon what they want to be true, and what they fear to be true. The ufologist wants UFOs to exist. The Kennedy assassination conspiracists are afraid of the conspiracy they know is out there.
Conspiracy theories frequently dwell on meaningless coincidence. For example, symbol-fascinated theorist Christopher Knowles focuses on the use of the pyramid as a Masonic and Illuminati symbol. When a pyramid-shaped hotel was built in Pyongyang, North Korea, he assumed it must be linked to a conspiracy (especially, as he points out, since it is 330 feet tall, and thirty-three is the number of degrees in Scottish rite Freemasonry). Conspiracists often focus on semantics or wordplay.
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