Alexander MacLeod - Light Lifting

LIGHT LIFTING

LIGHT
LIFTING

(stories)

Alexander MacLeod

BIBLIOASIS

Copyright 2010, Alexander MacLeod

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FIRST EDITION
Second printing, October 2010

Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication

MacLeod, Alexander, 1972
Light lifting / Alexander MacLeod.

ISBN 978-1-897231-94-4

I. Title.

PS8625.L445L54 2010 C813.6 C2010-904592-0

Biblioasis acknowledges the ongoing financial support of the Government of Canada through The Canada Council for the Arts, Canadian Heritage, the Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP); and the Government of Ontario through the Ontario Arts Council. The author would like to thank the Canada Council and the Nova Scotia Ministry of Tourism and Culture for their financial support.

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For Crystal

Contents

T his was the day after Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfields ear. You remember that. It was a moment in history not like Kennedy or the planes flying into the World Trade Center not up at that level. This was something lower, more like Ben Johnson, back when his eyes were that thick, yellow colour and he tested positive in Seoul after breaking the world record in the hundred. You might not know exactly where you were standing or exactly what you were doing when you first heard about Tyson or about Ben, but when the news came down, I bet it stuck with you. When Tyson bit off Holyfields ear, that cut right through the everyday clutter. All the papers and the television news shows ran the exact same pictures of Tyson standing there in his black trunks with the blood in his mouth. It seemed like everything else that happened that day had to be related back to this, back to Mike and what he had done. You have to remember, this was before Tyson got the tattoo on his face and the rematch with Holyfield was supposed to be his big comeback, a chance to go straight and be legitimate again. Nobody thinks about that now. Now, the only thing you see when you look back is Mike moving in for the kill, the way his cheek brushes up almost intimately against Evanders face just before he breaks all the way through and gives in to his rawest impulse. Then the tendons in his neck bulge out and his eyes pop wide open and his teeth come grinding down.

Burner and I were stuck in another hotel room, watching the sports highlights churn it around and around, the same thirty-second clip of the fight. It was like watching the dryer roll clothes. Cameras showed it from different angles and at different speeds and there were lots of close-ups of Evanders mangled head and the chunk of flesh lying there in the middle of the ring. Commentators took turns explaining what was happening and what it all meant.

The cleaning lady had already come and gone and now we had two perfectly made double beds, a fresh set of towels and seven empty hours before it would be time for us to go. We just sat there, side by side, beds three feet apart, perched on top of our tight blankets like a pair of castaways on matching rafts drifting in the same current. Mike kept coming at us through the screen. You know how it gets. If you look at the same pictures long enough even the worst things start to feel too familiar, even boring. I turned the TV off but the leftover buzz hanging in the air still hurt my eyes.

Enough? I asked, though I knew thered be no response.

Burner didnt say anything. His eyes were kind of glossed over and he just sat there staring straight into the same dark place where the picture used to be. Hed been fading in and out for the last few hours.

If I have learned one thing through all this, its that you have to let people do what theyre going to do. Everybody gets ready in their own way. Some guys play their music loud, some say their prayers and some cant keep anything down and theyre always running to the toilet. Burner wasnt like that. He liked to keep it quiet in the morning, to just sit around and watch mindless TV so he could wander off in his mind and come back anytime he liked. One minute, he could be sitting there, running his mouth off about nothing, and then for no reason, hed zone out and go way down into himself and stay there perfectly silent for long stretches, staring off to the side like he was trying to remember the name of someone he should really know.

It didnt bother me. Over the years, Burner and I had been in plenty of hotel rooms together and by now we had our act down. I didnt mind the way he folded his clothes into perfect squares and put them into the hotel dresser drawers even when we were staying a single night, and I dont think he cared about the way I dumped my bag into a pile in the corner and pulled out the things I needed. You have to let people do what they do. When you get right down to it, even the craziest ritual and the wildest superstition are based on somebodys version of real solid logic.

After fifteen minutes of nothing, Burner said Im not going to wear underwear.

He was all bright and edgy now and his eyes started jumping around the room. He licked his top lip every few seconds with just the tip of his tongue darting out.

No, not going to wear underwear.

He nodded his head this second time, as if, at last, some big decision had finally been made and he was satisfied with the result.

I didnt say anything. When he was this far down, Burner didnt need anybody to keep up the other end of the conversation.

You feel faster without underwear, you know. But I only do it once or twice a year. Only for the big ones.

That was it. A second later he was gone again, back below the surface, off to the side.

I turned away from him and punched a slightly bigger dent into my pillow so thered be more room for my head. I knew there was no chance, but I still closed my eyes and tried to sleep. The alarm on the table said it was 12:17 and no matter what you do you cant trick those early afternoon numbers. Every red minute was going to leak out of that clock like water coming through the ceiling, building up nice and slow before releasing even one heavy drop. I waited, and I am sure I counted to sixty-five, but when I looked back 12:18 still hadnt come down. I flopped over onto my back and looked at the little stalagmites in the stucco. I thought about those little silver star-shaped things that are supposed to go off if theres a fire.

Ill tell you what I was wearing: my lucky Pogues T-shirt for the warm-up, a ratty Detroit Tigers baseball cap, the same pair of unwashed shorts that had worked okay for me last week and a pair of black track pants that werent made of cotton, but some kind of space-age, breathable, moisture-wicking material. On my left foot, I had one expensive running shoe that Adidas had given me for free. Its partner was on the floor beside the bed and I had about a dozen other pairs still wrapped in tissue paper and sitting in their boxes at home. My right foot was bare because I had just finished icing it for the third time that morning. The wet ziplock bag of shrunken hotel ice cubes was slumped at the end of my bed, melting, and my messed-up Achilles was still bright red from the cold. I could just start to feel the throb coming back into it.