Heather Rigaud - Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star

Dedicated to my mom, Grace,

who would have been so

proud, and to Abigail, without

whom this book never would

have happened.

This book was originally written just for fun, and because I didnt plan on publishing it, I used popular songs for the music the characters performed. This gave the story another element to enjoy and led to some fun discussions about how the songs fit into the story.

Fast forward to now, I find myself with the rare and wonderful opportunity to publish my little book. This is very exciting, but it means the songs have to go away to avoid violating copyright law.

Ive now written new songs, so everything you read here is 100 percent my work. But I wanted to include a list of the original inspirations, so readers can enjoy them, too.

In general, you will find that Jane sounds a lot like Michelle Branch, and Lizzy bears a striking resemblance to Sheryl Crow. Slurry most closely resembles Puddle of Mudd.

Here is the list:

Chapter 1: Jane is singing Everything by Michelle Branch.

Chapter 2: Slurrys song is Breathe by Seven Channels.

Chapter 3: Lizzy sings Steve McQueen by Sheryl Crow, and Slurry plays Drift & Die by Puddle of Mudd on TRL.

Chapter 4: Slurry opens its concert with Crawling in the Dark by Hoobastank.

Chapter 6: Lizzy plays If It Makes You Happy by Sheryl Crow.

Chapter 8: Jane plays Everything by Michelle Branch to Charles.

Chapter 9: Jane dances to Slurry playing Control by Puddle of Mudd.

Chapter 10: Lizzy plays Soak Up the Sun by Sheryl Crow.

Chapter 11: Lizzys video was made to Steve McQueen by Sheryl Crow.

Chapter 12: Long Borne Suffering and Slurry play The Game of Love by Michelle Branch and Carlos Santana.

Chapter 13: Slurry plays She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd.

Chapter 14: LBS plays Good-bye to You by Michelle Branch, and Slurry plays Blurry by Puddle of Mudd.

Chapter 15: Lizzy plays I Shall Believe by Sheryl Crow.

Chapters 16 and 17: Darcys classical playing sounds very much like John Williams.

Chapter 19: Richard sings Somewhere Out There by Our Lady Peace.

Chapter 20: Lizzy sings I Shall Believe again by Sheryl Crow.

Chapter 21: Darcy sings Hanging by a Moment by Lifehouse.

Narrator: This week, on Inside the Music: Slurry was the brainchild of enigmatic virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy, but it wasnt until he teamed up with outgoing front man Charles Bingley that the group began their meteoric rise to fame. Tonight we will learn the story of one of the most successful rock bands on the road today. We will look at the bands history, at the tragedies that spawned it, and the curious blend of personalities that make up the group.

Cut to each band member in turn.

Charles Bingley (smiling happily): This is better than any dream I have ever had. I have a great life. I get to do something I love, every day, and Im getting paid to do it. Its incredible.

Richard Fitzwilliam (looking rumpled, like he just rolled out of bed): Wills gonna tell you it is all about the music, and hes right, on one level. But you know, everyone has a story, and everyone has a song. It takes something more to be interesting, to be a success. I dont know what it is, but we seem to have it.

Fitzwilliam Darcy (staring at the camera): You have this audience of millions of people and you want to ask me questions about my hair?

Cue theme music.

Narrator: The story of Slurry begins with the story of Fitzwilliam Darcy.

Photo of Darcy, looking broody.

In 1982, world-famous classical guitarist and artist Anne Fitzwilliam married business mogul Walter Darcy.

Wedding picture.

Stephen Fitzwilliam, uncle: When they got married, everyone believed it would never last. There was a general feeling that this relationship was doomed. They came from different worlds. Walter was very serious, very conservative, very committed to his work, and Anne was this wild free spirit and people said that she would never fit in. He pauses. And in a sense, she never did, but that didnt matter to Walter. They loved each other so deeply that they felt the rest of the world, and the worlds opinion, didnt matter.

Narrator: In March of 1983, the couple had their first child.

Fitzwilliam Darcy (looking thoughtful): My parents had a relationship of equals. They believed very firmly in this. It was the foundation of their marriage. This belief was so strong that they named me, a product of their joining, by joining their two names, Fitzwilliam and Darcy.

Narrator: Fitzwilliam Darcy had a golden childhood. He was raised in the familys elegant SoHo apartment and was exposed to a wide range of cultures and people. However, not everything was perfect.

Richard Fitzwilliam: My aunt was very focused on her career for as long as I knew her. When Will was born, she continued to tour and record, relying on nannies to care for him. And his father, he was always gone. He was very, very committed to his work. I always felt that Will was very lonely as a child. We would spend summers together, he and me and George, but he was always a very solitary person.

Narrator: Things changed for the family in 1993, when the Darcys had their second child, a daughter named Georgiana.

Stephen Fitzwilliam: When Georgiana was born it was like a new beginning for the family. She was such a beautiful child, and indeed, she has become a beautiful woman, but back then everyone immediately fell in love with her, and Walter and Anne found a new focus. It was like a second marriage with each other.

George Wickham: Will has always been devoted to Georgie; we all are. But you cant deny that it was when she was born that his folks suddenly became much more interested in being parents. Im sure that hurt Will deeply. He pauses, shrugging. But he never blamed Georgie or took it out on her. They were always as close as they could be.

Narrator: With the birth of their daughter, the focus of the Darcy household changed. Anne Fitzwilliam drastically cut her touring schedule, and Walter reduced the time he was away from the family.

Photo of the Darcy family with a baby Georgiana.

In an effort to reestablish her relationship with her son, Anne began teaching him classical guitar at the age of ten. Darcy proved to have a natural talent for the instrument and quickly became a prodigy.

Photo of an eleven-year-old Darcy holding a slightly oversized classical guitar.

Richard Fitzwilliam: Oh, once Will began the guitar, that was it. He played all the time! Hours! Every day! That was all he wanted to do.

Narrator: Anne was extremely proud of her sons talent, and the bond between them became closer through their music.

Clip of Anne and a gawky thirteen-year-old Darcy in formal dress playing at a concert in 1996. Fitzwilliam has a huge smile on his face, as his mother embraces him. Freeze on that image.

Narrator: Then, in the spring of 1997, tragedy stuck. Anne Fitzwilliam was diagnosed with cancer, which ravished her body and left her dead just seven weeks after it was discovered.

Stephen Fitzwilliam: The cancer, it was just devastating. It was so quick, it just stole her away. He shakes his head, clearly still stricken. That was thirteen years ago, but I can still remember it perfectly. It was like we got the diagnosis and the next day she was gone. It was that fast, and we were all, all devastated.

Richard Fitzwilliam: When Aunt Anne died, it destroyed Will. It was the one thing he could just not handle, and he retreated into himself.