Maggie Robinson - Mistress by Mistake

The first book in the Courtesan Court series, 2010

With love to my children, Christopher, Sarah, Jessie, and Abby, who are stupefied yet supportive that their mother writes sex scenes. Thanks to my agent Laura Bradford and my editor Megan Records, who made a dream come true. Extra-special thanks to my critique partners the Vauxhall Vixens, Tiffany Clare, J. K. Coi, and Elyssa Papa, who read every mistake I write and keep me from stumbling on the Dark Walk.

Jane Street, London, 1820

Honestly, Charlie! Youre ruined anyway! What difference does it make?

Charlotte felt the room spin every time her sister said the words honestly, Charlie. Honesty had very little to do with Deborah Fallon. She was a mistress of prevarication. She was a mistress, period.

Charlotte Fallon looked at her sister, her beautiful, selfish, stubborn younger sister. The sister she was always trying to save in one manner or another, not that shed been successful. Charlotte wished she had tossed her letter into the fire without opening it. I should never have come.

Nonsense. This is the ideal solution. Arthur wants to marry me, Charlie. Im not getting any younger, you know. And neither are you. Surely you cannot stand there all stiff and disapproving and deny me happiness.

No one of importance had ever denied Deborah Fallon anything. One look at her cloud of black hair and mischievous sky-blue eyes, her bee-stung lips and spectacular bosom, and they had fallen at her feet. Since the age of sixteen, she had flaunted her assets and traded one rich man for another. Now twenty-six, she was still lovely and in possession of a very tidy fortune, even tidier now due to the recent infusion of money from the coffers of Sir Michael Xavier Bayard. He was expected to arrive in London from his Dorset estate any day now and fall into Deborah Fallons bed. His own bed, actually. This house, every stick of furniture, every carpet, every lacy curtain belonged to him, as did the woman who was packing a sleek new trunk.

Charlotte Fallon did not belong to anyone. She also had black hair, only it was confined by hairpins and covered by a starched linen cap. Her sky-blue eyes were not mischievous at present, but dismayed. Her bee-stung lips were drawn into a frown, and her spectacular bosom heaved in indignation. You cannot take Sir Michaels money and run off with Arthur Bannister!

Deborah continued to fold clothes into the trunk. Charlotte took inventory of her sisters impropriety. Wispy, sensuous underthings trimmed with frivolous ribbons and bows. Low-cut silk dresses in every color of the rainbow. Embroidered slippers. Sheer stockings. Velvet jewel bags filled with precious stones.

I shall leave you some of my wardrobe. And my pearl and sapphire necklace. Deborah sighed with sacrifice. Its not as though Im taking everything. I thought for a moment to take the paintings, but after consideration I just couldnt do it to the man. He is very fond of his art, even if theyre only minor works by obscure painters. And Ill leave him you.

I dont want to be left! You cannot just install me in your bedchamber and expect Sir Michael not to notice!

Of course Bay will notice. Hes a very noticing kind of fellow. Those eyes! So black and knowing. They quite gave me shivers. But you and I are much alike, or would be if you didnt look like such a prude. Honestly, Charlie, where is the harm? Hes a wonderful lover, and Lord knows you could do with a bit of amusement.

Charlotte felt a wave of revulsion. You-youve slept with him already?

Deborah tossed her black curls. Dont be absurd. I never let him touch me. Not even a kiss. Thats why he paid so much. I was absolutely unattainable without his contract. But, she said, closing the trunk latch with finality, Im on good terms with Helena Colbert, my predecessor. It was she who decorated this bedroom. Deborah looked around at the grotesquely chubby cupids that lurked on every surface. Granted, she does not have much imagination, but she assured me bedding Bay was not a hardship. She said hes quite masterful.

If that is true, why have you chosen Arthur? Charlotte had met Arthur Bannister. Charlotte doubted Arthur could master anyone, let alone Deborah. He was the prematurely balding third son of an earl, obviously not destined for the clergy if he married her sister the famous courtesan.

Arthur is very sweet. He loves me. His family will come round in time. Deborah gave her an assured smile. Everybody always loved her; it was inconceivable to her that one could not.

You dont love him, do you. Charlotte did not tack a question mark to her words.

Honestly, Charlie! What is love anyway? You thought you were in love and look how that turned out. Youre thirty years old and live in the country with cats. Deborah pulled on her gloves. Pale yellow kidskin. How ridiculous for traveling, but they matched her slippers and flimsy striped dress. Charlotte envisioned her sister discarding the whole outfit in the carriage on the way to Dover just to ensure Arthur continued the journey. We havent much time. Thank goodness Bays grandmother got sick and died and he was called away.

Only Deborah could say such a thing and look like an angel doing it. Charlotte wanted to throttle her sisters slender white neck. You are attempting to perpetrate fraud, Deb. Theft. For all I know the man will lock me up in prison in your place before he finds you.

Pooh. Hes quite besotted with me. And even if he doesnt like you, you can explain this whole affair far better than I can in a letter. I should be quite thoughtless if I just left a note on the pillow.

An understatement. Deborah had always been thoughtless. She had broken her late parents hearts when she ran off to London with George, although they did manage to spend the money she sent home at irregular intervals. Charlotte was ashamed to acknowledge that without Debs help, her cats might go hungry. Of course, the cats werent really her own. The half dozen or so were ferociously feral and only visited her out of habit, not gratitude. They would not dream of curling up on the hearth or resting upon her bed pillow or being helpful mousers. No, they yowled for their scraps and milk at the cottage kitchen door when hunting was poor or the weather problematic. They would be perfectly fine until she returned to Little Hyssop after she put her sisters ridiculous scheme behind her.

Deborah patted the feather bed. Come. Sit down. I have many instructions to give you.

Charlotte blushed as brightly as a virgin, although she could not claim the title. Surely her sister was not going to subject her to courtesan lessons. She was most certainly not going to take Deborahs place in anything but conversation with Sir Michael, who was at least owed an explanation once he returned to town.

Charlotte reflected it had ever been thus-Deborah would do something impetuous and Charlotte would pick up the pieces. She dearly hoped that Deborahs new protector was not too badly smitten, for she was not good at mending heartbreak, especially her own. She listened with half an ear as Deborah recited a litany of practicalities and positions. Charlotte felt the beginnings of one of her vexing headaches. Any amount of time spent with her little sister was sure to produce such a result. She was never more relieved than when Irene, the young maid hired by Sir Michael to attend to whichever mistress was in residence, announced that Mr. Bannister was below and his driver on his way up for the luggage.