Tiffany Trent - The Unnaturalists

To Tricia Scott, the Queen of Art

The Sphinx stares at me from her plinth. I edge closer, daring her to open her mouth and enspell me with her riddles. She crouches, eyes a-glitter, teeth gleaming through parted lips.

But she never moves.

She cant, trapped as she is by the paralytic field that holds her suspended. Once, the Museum of Unnatural History stuffed specimens of the Greater Unnaturals instead of presenting them like this. There are a few of them still in odd corners of the Museum, but they never fare well. Most have crumbled into dust. Decades ago, the paralytic field was developed by a Pedant working for the Raven Guard, and we use it to hold the larger specimens we otherwise couldnt. Only the Lesser Unnaturalssylphids and the likeare stuffed and mounted now, and I do most of that work.

Which means, basically, that the Sphinx crouching just beyond the pulsing blue light is alive, even if she cant move. Im certain she would eat me if she could.

I like leaning in toward the field, tempting her, tempting Fate. (Though the saints know a devotee of the Church of Science and Technology should not even think of temptations or Fate). I like the way the etheric energy buzzes and tingles just at the edge of my skin.

A patronsome dowdy woman with a whimpering babe in a perambulatormakes disapproving noises. I lean closer to the field, so close the energy leaks into my nose and the corners of my eyes. I look over at the woman and grin while my hair crackles.

We used to do this with the little kobold on display at Miss Marmalades Seminary for Young Ladies of Quality. None of the other girls thought anything of it, until I told Effie Lindler how to trip the field.

I didnt think shed do it, of course! But when she did, it was quite possibly the best day of all my sixteen years.

The kobold wreaked havoc, cursing Miss Marmalade with the Malodorous Slime and turning Effie into a cow. For some reason, he left me unharmed, even giving me a slight nod as he leaped from the dance hall window. I dont know if the kobold was ever caught, but the upshot was that Father and some junior Pedants were called in to clean up the mess, I was expelled, and Ive been here in the Museum working for Father ever since.

That was almost a year ago. Im very nearly seventeen now, and those days of fun are over. Besides, this field is much stronger than that at Miss Marmalades. One would have to be as powerful as a witch or warlock to trip it, much less survive trying. Since all magic (except that sanctioned by the Empress) is heresy, theres nothing to worry about there.

But I cant resist teasing this woman just a bit more. I spread my arms as if hugging the wall of energy to me. She gasps. The needling oddness hovers at my fingertips.

Then, the unthinkable happens.

Someone pushes me hard in the back and I pitch forward.

The womans scream follows me through the pulsing curtain. The etheric energy zips across my eyelids, my wrists, slithering down my stockings into my boots. I am suspended in the crackling field for several seconds before my palms and knees hit the floor.

I breathe slowly, afraid Im nothing more than a cinder. But cinders dont breathe. Nor do they think. Its impossible, though, that Im still alive. I should be burned to a crisp.

The field is down. Somehow, Ive tripped it, though that, too, should be impossible.

The Sphinxs claws splay before me, five perfectly curved scimitars. One lifts and ticks against the marble plinth as the beast stretches her toes.

I may not be alive for long. Lucky for the screaming woman that shes managed to faint dead away.

I probably should recite Saint Darwins Litany of Evolution now, but the words of my patron saint escape me. Something about all of us being tiny twigs on one small branch on the Tree of Life, et cetera, et cetera. I cant remember. Terror dissolves whatever words lurk on my tongue.

I hear a sound, as of a thousand buzzing bees. The sound might almost make words, except that I know Unnaturals cannot truly talk. Oh, there are stories, of coursethe Riddle of the Sphinx, for examplebut its been definitively proven by our Scientists and Pedants that Unnaturals are dumb, irrational creatures. Like dogs or horses, only perhaps a bit more cunning and certainly more deadly. Because they have magic.

Be still! someone shouts through the sudden silence.

Im trying to place the owner of the voicesomeone male and educated. And youthful.

And do not look into her eyes, he says, coming closer.

I search my memory as to why I shouldnt look into the face of the Sphinxisnt it the Basilisk one is supposed to avoid?but that information is as inaccessible as the Litany. So I dont look up. I look aside at the owner of the voice instead. He wears the teaching robes of a Pedant, though he isnt wearing a wig. Hes so young that I check to make sure he isnt wearing Scholar robes. But no. He has the braid on the collar and the long, colorful tassels, even if his garment looks a bit ragged.

He isnt particularly handsome. Something about his face looks wrong, but I cant tell if thats because Ive been nearly blinded by falling through the field or . . . Its as though hes blurred at the edges. I blink, trying to place his shifting features as he signals to two Scholars to remove the petrified woman and her babe. I know every Pedant here, but I have no idea who he is.

He crouches at the burn line that used to be the edge of the field. He holds out a hand, his easy smile betrayed by the concern in his eyes. For one second, I think I see his face clearly, like sun breaking through cloud, but then he speaks.

Come to me slowly.

I focus on his eyes, blue beyond all Logic. I am terribly annoyed that Ive even noticed the color of his eyes. I turn from him, trying to stand on my own. The Sphinxs gaze catches mine. And then Im frozen, unable to feel my cramped toes in my too-small boots anymore.

The buzzing grows louder, almost intolerable. The Sphinx is so close I can smell her breathmetallic and dry as an iron desert.

The Pedant whispers something I cant hear, pulling me by the wrist and thrusting me behind him. He steps between me and the Sphinx, breaking her hold. The buzzing seems to migrate from my ears into my limbs.

The Sphinx turns, intent on this Pedant who has placed himself literally in the jaws of Death to save me.

I take two more trembling steps backward, but I cant look away from the Sphinx and the new Pedant. A strange glow, like the faintest of fields, dances across the mans fingertips. All sound drains away. Its as though we three are indelibly etched on the air of the hallgirl, man, and monsterand everything around us has faded into ghosts and shadows. The Pedant retreats slowly so that the burn line is between his scuffed boots and the Sphinxs claws.

Raise the field! someone cries. The silence shatters and theres movement in the alcove where the rusty field box hangs. The switch is thrown and the blue wall rises between the Pedant and the Sphinx, trapping the Unnatural again just before she can leap.

The young Pedant approaches me, and I try to stop gaping, to breathe through my nose again. The crowd surges closer, except for the woman I teased who pushes her baby out of the Grand Hall as quickly as possible. Im acutely aware that Im not wearing gloves, that my laboratory apron is stained, and that my hair is probably a sizzling halo around my head from contact with the paralytic field.

My apologies, miss, for my rough treatment, the Pedant says. Theres a glint of humor in his eyes that I mislike. Do you require further assistance?