Autumn Bones
Agent of Hel 2
by
Jacqueline Carey
Labor Day weekend in Pemkowet started off with a bang. Or more accurately, a whole lot of banging.
I was sitting at a table down at Union Pier, listening to a band with my boyfriend, Sinclairwell, Im not sure I can call him that yet. Weve been dating for about three weeks and taking it slow.
Okay, maybe Id better back this up.
My name is Daisy Johanssen, and Im an agent of Hel. Thats Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, who relocated to Pemkowet during World War I and currently presides over a modest underworld located in a buried lumber town beneath the shifting sand dunes that make Pemkowet one of Michigans premier resort destinations. Wild, untrammeled dunes, white sand beaches along the Lake Michigan shoreline, and a booming business in paranormal tourism.
Most of the time, things run fairly smoothly, but not always. Thats where I come in. As Hels liaison, its my job to keep the peace between mundane authorities, such as the police, and the eldritch community. Things got ugly earlier this summer when a young man from a nearby college was found drowned in the river. Undines witnessed it, there were ghouls involvedlong story short, it was a mess.
Anyway, the one good thing to come out of it was that Sinclair Palmer and I started dating.
So on Friday evening of the last big weekend of the summer, we were listening to music at Union Pier, a riverfront bar located in the shadow of the SS Osikayas, the old steamship permanently docked there.
Most people who know me can tell you I have a thing for music, though I have to admit that the Mamma Jammers wasnt a band I would have picked. As you might guess from the name, they were a jam band, which meant they played long, improvisational songs that went on for-freaking-ever while stoned-looking kids in retro T-shirts swayed and nodded.
But they were friends of Sinclairs from Kalamazoo and hed gotten them this gig, so I was glad to be there. It was nice to feel Sinclairs thigh brush mine under the table, nice to feel like maybe I was a couple of dates away from using the b-word out loud, even if that wasnt entirely fair to him.
See, my life is . . . complicated.
Its not that there are other guys in it. Well, okay. There sort of are. Just not nice, normal human guys. Not that Sinclairs entirely normal. For one thing, he sees auras. For another . . . well, were still in the getting-to-know-you phase, and Im pretty sure there are some significant things I dont know, like why his parents split. Why his dad took Sinclair and emigrated from Kingston, Jamaica, to Kalamazoo, Michigan.
To be fair, my issues have kind of taken precedence. I guess thats natural. Normal or not, Sinclairs definitely human. Me, Im only human on my moms side. My father is Belphegor, lesser demon and occasional incubus. Mom didnt mean to invoke himshe was only a teenager at the timebut thats another story. My moms one of the nicest people I know, and I inherited her white-blond Scandinavian hair, pert nose, and fair skin.
From my father, I inherited night-black eyes and a propensity to struggle with the Seven Deadly Sins, especially anger. Bad things happen when I lose my temper. Oh, and also my existence represents a chink in the Inviolate Wall that divides the mortal plane from the forces of the divine, and could potentially trigger Armageddon under the right circumstances, like if I claimed my demonic birthright. So far, Ive managed to avoid the temptation. Fear of unleashing an apocalypse is a pretty good motivator.
So, yeah, my stuffs taken precedence, and were taking it slowly. Not just emotionally, but physically, too. Theres been a lot of kissing, a little above-the-waist action. Nothing lower. Which, yes, is frustrating. But I dont blame Sinclair for being careful about dating a hell-spawn, and theres one little detail I havent shared with him yet.
At the end of the pier, the Mamma Jammers wrapped up another interminable jam. After applauding, Sinclair slung one arm around my shoulders and smiled at me. So, what do you think? You gonna come back to the house tonight and hang out, spend some time with the guys?
I smiled back at him. Oh, I dont know. I dont want to get in the way of guy time.
I wouldnt ask if I didnt mean it, darling. Sinclair delivered the line in the lilting Jamaican accent that charmed the tourists. He had his own business, Pemkowet Supernatural Tours, which had debuted this summer as an unqualified success. Id played a large part in it by arranging for regular appearances by pretty, sparkly fairies. Sinclair gave my shoulders an affectionate squeeze. Hey, dems my bwais and youre my girl. Of course I want you to come over.
Ill admit itthat gave me a case of the warm fuzzies. Still, I leaned back so I could look him in the face. Oh, yeah? What have you told them about me?
He pursed his lips, which, by the way, were nice and full and highly kissable. Let me state for the record that Sinclair Palmer is a bona fide hottie. He falls into that elusive sweet spot between handsome and cute, with cocoa-brown skin, high, rounded cheekbones, an infectious smile, and Tour de Franceworthy thighs. Honestly? I thought Id let them get to know you before I sprang it on them, Daisy, he said in a serious tone, dropping the accent. Do you blame me?
Nooo . . . I admitted. Not really.
So come over. He gave me another squeeze, his smile returning. Aint no big thing, girl! Well put some steaks on the grill, drink a few beers. He paused. Maybe you could spend the night?
A jolt of desire ran through me, and beneath my short skirt, my tail twitched in an involuntary spasm.
Uh, yeah. That was the little something I hadnt mentioned to Sinclair yet. It has a tendency to freak guys out.
Youre sure about that? I asked him.
Sinclair regarded me. You think Im ashamed of you? He shook his head, his short dreadlocks rustling. Im not. We dont have to do anything, Daisy. Look, Im not saying its time to get it on. Not tonight, not with the Mamma Jammers crashing on my living-room floor. Thats not what this is about. His gaze was steady and unflinching. I just want you to know I want you there. And I want them to know it, too.
My stomach did a somersault. I, um . . . didnt pack a toothbrush.
He raised his eyebrows. Pretty weak. Is that all youve got?
Well . . . yeah.
The Mamma Jammers launched into another song, which sounded pretty much exactly like every other song theyd played. This would be their last number, since Union Pier closed at sunset. On the far side of the river, the sun was sinking below the tree line, gilding the rippling water. After a day on the big lake, sailboats and other pleasure boats were easing upriver, making their way back to the marinas for the night. I watched a pair of tourists on Jet Skis play a complex game of tag, carving up the surface of the river, their vehicles tossing up rooster tails of water. Although I hated Jet Skis on principle, I had to admit it did look like fun.
Ill make you pancakes in the morning, Sinclair murmured in my ear. I make a mean pancake.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm. He sounded amused. And Ill even let you use my toothbrush, too.
It was at that exact freaking moment, when I was feeling good and happy and sexy and melty and excited and wanted and trepidatious and a bazillion other things, most of them nice, that my phone rang.
I fished it out of my bag. Sorry, Ive got to take this.
Work? Sinclair asked.
Looks like it.
Technically, Im a part-time file clerk at the Pemkowet Police Department, but as Hels liaison, I assist with any issues that might involve members of the eldritch community. Cody Fairfax, aka Officer Down-low, and I had worked together earlier this summer investigating the Vanderhei kids death. I thought wed made a good team, but then, I was biased. Id had a crush on Cody since I was in the fourth grade. Unfortunately for me, he wasnt interested in pursuing a relationship outside his species, and the fact that he had a tendency to turn furry and howl at the moon once a month was a fairly well-kept secret. Hence, the nickname.