Michael Frith - Ill Teach My Dog 100 Words

for Jonathan Copyright 1973 by Michael K. Frith.
All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Random House Childrens Books, a division of Random House, Inc., New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Frith, Michael K. Ill teach my dog 100 words. [1. [1.

Stories in rhyme.] I. Eastman, Philip D., illus. II. Title. PZ8.3.F918Il [E] 73-2296 eISBN: 978-0-375-98639-0 v3.1

Ill teach my dog 100 words. And Mr. And Mr.

Smith, who lives next door, will say, Thats great! Can you teach him more? And then Ill teach him bark and beg and wag your tail and shake a leg and wash your ears and wash your toes ! and scratch your head and blow your nose ! Then Mr. Smith will tell Miss Brown, This is the smartest dog in town! I wont stop there. No, not at all Ill teach him big , Ill teach him small and fat and thin and short and tall and dark and light and day and night . And then Miss Brown will call Miss May. Come over right away, shell say. Wow! Were up to forty-three. Ill teach him The smartest dog weve ever seen! Ill teach him That makes forty-nine, I think. Ill teach him The smartest dog weve ever seen! Ill teach him That makes forty-nine, I think.

And then Miss May will call Mayor Meer. Shell call, Please hurry over here! And then for Mr. Meer, the Mayor, Ill teach my dog now paint the chair ! Paint the road from here to there . Paint Uncle Abners underwear But have a care! Dont paint the Mayor! Then Mr. Meer, the Mayor, will say, Ill make today a holiday! And everyone will come to see my amazing dog and me. But thats not all my dog will do. But thats not all my dog will do.

Hell tickle the pig , and kiss the goose ! Hell feed the mouse ,