Milo Yiannopoulos - Dangerous

The most hated man on the Internet

The Nation

Milo Yiannopoulos doesnt have feelings

New York Times Magazine

The ultimate troll terrifying

Fusion

The Kanye West of journalism

Red Alert Politics

bullying bleach-blonde tantrum-starter

Daily Beast

Trump Troll with Daddy issues

Tablet

pretty, monstrous

Bloomberg Businessweek

Mocking, trollish

Washington Post

Goblin prince teaching the internet how to hate

British GQ

Exactly whats wrong with conservative politics

New Republic

polarizing counterproductive

Dartmouth Review

undignified, cold, and low

American Thinker

Doesnt deserve Twitter

New York Observer

Idiot

ABC Nightline

Transphobia on tour

Advocate

Hate-monger

Complex

An icon of the fringe internet cartoonish astonishingly self-important

Vox

flamboyant homosexual with movie-star good looks

The New American

The pit bull of tech media

The Observer

Digital medias Citizen Kane

Forbes

Completely fucking exhausting

GQ Australia

Where did he come from?

BBC

A young, gay, alive Christopher Hitchens.

Bill Maher

It is really irritating that he can say hateful things.

The Stranger

Proudly printed in the United States of America.

Dangerous.

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Front and back cover photographs by Mike Allen

Interior illustrations by Mike Ma

Jack Dorsey illustration based on the work of Rory Cellan-Jones

Rhino illustration based on the work of Richard Ruggiero/USFWS

ISBN: 978-0-692-89344-9

To John

CONTENTS

Foreword:
So, About That Whole Drama

Preamble:
On Freedom of Speech and Political Correctness

Prologue:
The Art of the Troll

Epilogue:
How to Be a Dangerous Faggot (Even If Youre Not Gay)

SO, ABOUT THAT
WHOLE DRAMA

Y ou didnt really think I was going anywhere, did you? I am far too hot, popular, and quick-witted to be disappeared by outraged op-eds appearing in every major news publication in the world. Darlings, its Milo were talking about. I dont count media coverage by the inches, I measure it with a wooden yardstick. The only thing that can stop me is a well-placed mirror. Social justice warriors, the conservative establishment, and mainstream media have thrown every label in the book at me: sexist, misogynist, self-hating homophobe, self-hating anti-Semite, Islamophobe, transphobe, racist, fascist, alt-right, white supremacist, Nazi, and, finally, pedophile advocate. The only thing left is to accuse me of torturing kittens. So, preemptively: I do not torture small animals. I kill them quickly.

It was never my intention to begin my first book by discussing the differences between pedophilia and hebephilia, and how those words relate to my own childhood. And yet, as Father Mike always said, God wont put anything in front of you that you cant take.

Let me make it abundantly clear: no matter what your news sources have told you, I do not condone, in any way, pedophilia or hebephilia. I believe you know this, otherwise you wouldnt have bought my book, and for that, I thank you. Sincerely. These have been trying times and I have been tested. There were a few days when I almost gave up on my mission. But thousands of fans reached out, my friends and family had my back, and the people of this world I respect the most kept taking my calls. I couldnt let you all down.

My enemies thought I had been vanquished, that I would go into hiding in the hills of Dartmoor with my dick between my legs like some weak ass pussy faggot. They couldnt be more wrong. All theyve done is piss me off.

As for the infamous podcast, the one which lost me three jobs, effectively putting a dent in the percentage of employed black men vs white, I will openly admit that I was inarticulate and imprecise with my language. My ego is massive but I am not so far gone that I cant admit when Ive said something stupid. I make my living by speaking openly, bluntly, and often. I do not plan out or memorize arguments before appearing on a show, because I think thats boring. I said that a grown man having sex with a thirteen-year-old is not pedophilia. This is a factual statement. Pedophilia is an attraction to children who have not gone through puberty. The men I had sex with when I was thirteen were not pedophiles, at least, not with me. They were hebephiles. Its a silly semantic to discuss, and not one I would generally harp on, except when Im speaking on a podcast at 2 AM, when a nuanced semantic point is all you need.

After the podcast was leaked to the media, I was disinvited by the octogenarians at CPAC and the utter pussies at Simon & Schuster canceled my book deal. I then resigned from Breitbart during a press conference, during which I stated I myself was a victim of sexual abuse, and therefore mistakenly thought it was okay to discuss these issues any way I wanted to. My critics loved it. Huffington Post even had some unpaid hack gloat about it. I, who have made a living bringing reality to victim culture, calling myself a victim, was too rich for them.

The truth, which they are too simple to understand, is that I never saw myself as a victim. I didnt do anything I didnt want to do. I was thirteen and the internet was a new thing. There werent other out gay kids in school like there are now, my limp wristed routine was the only show in town. I had few options and a high sex drive. If my abusers had been women, Id be getting high fives all around, not having to start my first book like this.

Looking back now, I can of course see that what happened to me wasnt right, even if I was literally asking for it. I was a victim of sexual abuse. However, I want to make this perfectly clear. The whole thing takes up less space in my head than the time David Bowie called me out on a shitty Louis Vuitton knockoff. I responded by throwing up in his sink, but Ive never bought a knockoff bag again. Having sex with a priest when I was thirteen didnt stop me from having and enjoying sex for the rest of my life.

The only way I can truly be a victim is to wallow in what happened and let it define me. If youre reading this, and you have been abused, and you are wallowing, I will give you the most important piece of advice I have: get over it. Move on. Even though it seems like victim status is the best way to earn a living right now (hi Shaun King hows Twitter been), I assure you, its not. You are far too fabulous and smart for all that. Its easier said than done, I know, but thats my advice. Get the fuck over it. No matter how bad your experiences, victimhood and self-pity are for the people who wont buy this book. It is their prison. We must challenge the forces of oppression in society, and we cant do so from a therapy session.

Sometimes tragedy can produce greatness. It can make you stronger. Madonna got raped in New York and made