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Every once in a while a truth-telling book appears out of nowhere, a book that crystallizes our darkest suspicions and makes us mad as hellwhile were laughing like fiends. A book like this one.Your Call Is Important to Us is a manifesto for anyone whos sick and tired of the twenty-first centurys tidal wave of bullshit. Taking no prisoners, author Laura Penny dissectsno, disembowelsthe culture of globalized, super-sized, consumerized b.s. Dating the renaissance of bullshit to wartime propaganda, Penny skewers the corporate bafflegab, scripted, question-proof political events, toxic faux foodstuffs, and miracle pills that clutter our lives. She spares no one and nothing: not Wal-Mart, where every rinky-dink chunk of mass-produced bric-a-brac is manufactured expressly for you; not Bushs White House, with its wallpaper of phony populist sloganeering; and not the vast pharmaceutical industry, with its gateway prescription drugs. Penny reveals that prisons are the hot new thing in call centers (the federal prison industry bills itself as the best-kept secret in outsourcing) and that the Public Relations Society of America has a Code of Ethics Pledge (who knew?). Finally, with devastating precision, she demonstrates how our all-you-can-eat buffet of phoniness not only alienates us from each other but degrades public discourse, breeds apathy, and makes us just plain stupid.Your Call Is Important to Us introduces a fearless and utterly disarming new voice in social criticism. Its an island of clarity in an ocean of ordure.Laura Penny on Bullshit:There is so much bullshit that one hardly knows where to begin.The platitudinous pabulum that passes for stirring political rhetoric is bullshit. . . . The committee-crafted persona and the focus-grouped fad and the rule of the polls are straight-up bullshit. The disease hysteria du jour is bullshit, and so is the latest miracle pill. The new product that will change your life is probably just more cheap, plastic bullshit.Your call is important to us has been chosen from a very deep reservoir of bullshit phrases for the title of this book because it best exemplifies the properties native to bullshit. It tries to slather some nice on the result of a simple ratio: your time versus some companys dough. Like most bullshit, the more times you hear it, the bullshittier it gets. This is why bullshit is best served quickly, with many visuals, in mass quantities, with no questions from the floor.

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Chapter Two PAINTING THE LAWN GREEN Public Relations and Advertising Chapter - photo 1
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Chapter Two PAINTING THE LAWN GREEN

Public Relations and Advertising

Chapter Three IF YOUVE GOT THE MONEY, HONEY

A Fond Look at the Boom and Subsequent Bust

Chapter Four WORLD CO., INC.

Artificial People Power

Chapter Five DONT WORRY ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

or We Dont Need No Stinkin Rules

Chapter Six PILLZAPOPPIN!

The Rise of Big Pharma

Chapter Seven THE BEST POLICY

In Which Your Humble Correspondent Confesses to Being Totally Baffled by the Entire Insurance Industry

Chapter Eight MALLS, SPRAWLS, AND TELEPHONE CALLS

Why the Signs Are the Same and the Service Tends to Suck

Chapter Nine SLEAZE BITES AND FLUFF CRAWLS

or Can We Dumb This Down for the Kids?

Chapter Ten THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

or Life During Wartime

For my family

I have many people to thank for this and the first is Gary Ross This book was - photo 4

I have many people to thank for this, and the first is Gary Ross. This book was his idea, and he shepherded me through the early stages of its production. Id also like to thank the rest of the staff at the now-defunct MacFarlane, Walter, and Ross. I am very grateful to McClelland and Stewart for picking up the manuscript after MWRs unfortunate demise, and extend special thanks to Marilyn Biderman and Dinah Forbes at McClelland. Id also like to thank Crown, my American publisher, and my editor there, Rachel Klayman.

I am also profoundly grateful to all the policy wonks, journalists, authors, and experts cited in my notes for doing the good work, and providing me with hoursnay, yearsof enlightenment and entertainment.

Those are some of the nice people who helped me make the book, and I extend a blanket thanks to all the others who made this book pretty and available. Id also like to thank the people who make me me. First, thanks to Sarah Fulford, for many years of friendship and support. Thanks to my mom and dad for reading many drafts. Thanks to the people who helped me goof off and not think about the book, like the brothers Forbes, Rosa Alcala, and kim dawn. Thanks to my teachers, in particular, Harold Kyte, Dr. Elizabeth Edwards, Dr. Calin Mihailescu, and Dr. Rodolphe Gasch. Thanks to my delightful colleagues and students at the University of Kings College in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Finally, last but not least, thanks to C.B., for everything, every day.

CHAPTER ONE

No matter how cynical you become it is never enough to keep up L ILY T OMLIN - photo 5

No matter how cynical you become, it is never enough to keep up.

L ILY T OMLIN

W e live in an era of unprecedented bullshit production. The more polite among you might call it poppycock or balderdash or claptrap, but the concept remains the same, and the same coursing stream of crapulence washes over us all, filling our eyes and ears and thoughts with clichs, euphemisms, evasions, and fabulations. Never in the history of mankind have so many people uttered statements that they know to be untrue. Presidents, priests, politicians, lawyers, reporters, corporate executives, and countless others have taken to saying not what they actually believe, but what they want others to believenot what is, but what works.

I am not so naive as to lay claim to some golden age when everybody meant what they said, and said what they meant, and the world entire was bright with the glare of truth. First, I came to consciousness in the eighties, so people have been conducting themselves in a sleazy manner the whole of my short life. Second, every historical era conjures up its own lies, noble and banal. Since there have been snakes for the squeezing, there has been someone to flog their precious oil. We distinguish ourselves largely in terms of largeness. Our era is unique by virtue of its sheer scale, its massive budget, its seemingly unlimited capability to send bullshit hurtling rapidly over the globe.

There is so much bullshit that one hardly knows where to begin. The platitudinous pabulum that passes for stirring political rhetoric is bullshit. The scripted, question-proof events that pretend to be spontaneous exchanges are bullshit. The committee-crafted persona and the focus-grouped fad and the rule of the polls are straight-up bullshit. The disease hysteria du jour is bullshit, and so is the latest miracle pill. The new product that will change your life is probably just more cheap, plastic bullshit. We endure bullshit in the course of our workaday lives, in the form of management-speak memos about optimizing strategic objectives and result-based, value-added service delivery. We tolerate bullshit in common life-maintenance transactions, like banking and shopping. Most of what passes for news is bullshit, and even if you are so fortunate as to find things worth watching or reading, the content you desire will be punctuated with shills for things you dont need, like ginormous automobiles and toxic faux foodstuffs.

Even a cursory study of bullshit yields an embarrassment of riches, an all-you-can-eat buffet of phoniness, like when a Bush staffer eulogizes departing press secretary Ari Fleischer with the words, His message discipline was extraordinary, a bullshit description of a peerless bullshitter. Or check out the Web presence of a swank PR firm, like Burson-Marsteller, mouthpieces for many a megacorp, and thrill to their proficiency in change communications, issues management, reputation management, and the coup de grce, personal and social responsibility.

Your call is important to us has been chosen from a very deep reservoir of bullshit phrases for the title of this book because it best exemplifies the properties native to bullshit. It tries to slather some nice on the result of a simple ratio: your time versus some companys dough. Like most bullshit, the more times you hear it, the bullshittier it gets. This is why bullshit is best served quickly, with many visuals, in mass quantities, with no questions from the floor.

Throughout this book, we will look at some of the worlds muchness of bullshit. I have elected to proceed on a sector-by-sector basis, since bullshit is not just a phenomenon but an industryone of the growth industries of the information age, in fact. But bullshit is not a single industry unto itself, nor a sector proper. Instead, it rides shotgun, running interference for all the major modern sectors. We shall commence by looking at the two fields of human endeavor that have distinguished themselves as the most prolific producers of bullshit: advertising and public relations, which get bonus points for encouraging the industries that follow in their wake to tart themselves up. Next, we will see how financial markets, corporate structures, and lax laws allow for more merde, with entire companiesyour Enrons, your WorldComsexposed as mortared with bullshit. Then well have a look at politics, which is a business as well, alas. Finally, well look at a few examples of bullshit produced by some of the sectors that affect your everyday life, like pharmaceuticals, insurance, the service industry, and the media.

We are all, of course, implicated in the bullshit pandemic as minor, small-scale producers of our own ordure. I would love to be hard-core like my favorite Enlightenment philosopher, Immanuel Kant, and declare that all lies are wrong, and that there are no circumstances whatsoever that condone untruth. Kant thought that any lie, no matter how minor or well-intentioned, corrodes the universality and trust that people need to live freely, and I couldnt agree more. But Id be lying if I said I never lied, and Im sure you could conjure a million retarded Philosophy 101 variations on the theme of virtuous fibs. It is therefore crucial to note that there are very different orders of magnitude when it comes to bullshit.

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