The Making of Collateral Beauty Unrelated Individuals Forming a Group Waiting to Cross
The I MPORTANCE of P EELING P OTATOES in U KRAINE
Mark Yakich
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For Owen America this is quite serious. Allen Ginsberg
The I MPORTANCE of P EELING P OTATOES in U KRAINE
I
T OURISTS B EWARE
In our free speech they say There is protest. They say this. They are wrong. Poetry in America is a hobby Horse or an earnest earache. Unless it breaks The rules of syntax and grammar; Then it simply breaks the rules Of syntax and grammar.
I say this. I, too, am wrong. Humorous poetry is published exclusively One month of the year when everybody is On summer vacation. More than poetry, Vacation is protest.
P ROOF T EXT
In the Ukrainian town that no longer has an unpronounceable name, the Nazis were putting all the Jews onto trains. Not knowing German, the young woman with one blue eye and one brown went to the Nazi commander and demonstrated with her fist and index finger that she and her elderly mother were very expert in peeling potatoes, and therefore should not be sent away.
The commander confessed that his men did prefer their earth apples skinned. The next day the young woman with one blue eye and one brown and her elderly mother received permits allowing them to work in the kitchen. The boy whod been separated from his sister hid in a sack of potatoes. He told himself: I am a potato, I am a potato. Potatoes have eyes but no ears. I mustnt move, potatoes dont move.
If the Germans come, dont make a sound, potatoes dont speak. But I must breathe on behalf of the potatoes. And if I get hungry, I must eat the hardest one. The ex-mistress of the SS guard was assigned to the Kartoffel Haufen : the heaps of rancid potato discards. She had to sort them to see if anything could be saved. Standing there in winter in the wet potato heap, the ex-mistress of the SS guard would freeze to the ground in her dress.
She tried her best to find at least five potatoes a day; for the Nazis had invented this job and the ex-mistress of the SS guard had to show them she was still valuable. One morning the young woman with one blue eye and one brown found the boy whod been separated from his sister hiding in the sacks of potatoes. She let out a cry. He was alive but there was nothing for her to do but send the boy whod been separated from his sister out to the potato heap. When the ex-mistress of the SS guard found the boy whod been separated from his sister behind the mound of potato peelings, she wanted to turn him in, knowing that the Nazis would shoot them both. He stuck out his hands and offered a cache of beet peelings hed discovered in the pile.
The ex-mistress of the SS guard took the beet peelings and gave them to the young woman with one blue eye and one brown, who gave them to her elderly mother, who rubbed them on her cheeks and arms so that she would appear healthy. In return, each day the ex-mistress of the SS guard and the boy whod been separated from his sister received two small, but fresh, handfuls of potato peelings from which they survived the war. All these years later, I cannot think of a more beautiful or true story. But the trouble is that it is principally a story, and in telling it I have made both you and me ugly. The actual lives that are lived in atrocious times and distant places can never be toldout of fear that they will be either too beautiful or too true.
A FTER THE F LOOD A LL THE C ONDOMS F ALL O FF
Anybody can be Noah.
A FTER THE F LOOD A LL THE C ONDOMS F ALL O FF
Anybody can be Noah.
Nobody can be his wife. Send out the maven, not The dove. Jump ship and accept Death. No treasure without A map. No lap without underlying Pleasure. Let the mind worry About the logic.
But dont Forget to drag the body, As witness, through the sand.
Y OUNG U KRAINIANS
In order to bury a seed, you must eat Or fuck it, she ate. Pure factory aesthetic. Gimme love, gimme love, gimme the sweet Unprotected love of laughter, he ate. To the living, I have to defend the rights of The corpse, she ate. Your voice Rises like a winged altar, he ate.
Expectation, a premise For change, a fork in the pig, she ate. The parade begins, the parade ends. Just what Did the tracks leave in the snow? an onlooker ate. With the proliferation of guns, drugs, And genome splicing (bully!), someone ate. I cant wait to meet Virginia and Utah. I cant Wait for the teddy bears picnic.
I cant wait to come down In a slow hail of walnuts, they all ate, And didnt listen to each other. They explored the new Prague spring For decades, and convinced themselves It was like fucking in Chicago.
P ATRIOT A CTS
Dont be embarrassed if you dont get it Right the first time. The l finger Controls the o . In making that reach, Raise the j and k fingers slightly To give the l finger greater freedom. Lift the f finger slightly and type Fold your gold in an old bowling Ball bag .
Hold the a finger on the a Key. Make the reach without twisting The elbow. The letter m is controlled By the j finger. Type Come home move socks Mock lick and jerk luck . Type I can Go . I can go. I can go.
She Has gone for it. Type He gave cash For it. Joe had the new rod and the net For her. Type She wont have to go. Type I can hear him sing. Yes. Yes.
Type I can do this right. I am going. Type The? is the shift of the last key At the right of the first row. Type Hold the hands steady as you shift And make the reach for the? Type These sentences are the work That I must write now; I must Write them with ease and control. This I can do if I write Just as I think I can. Type Gone . Type Gone .