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Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemans game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts Henry Blaha Rugby, the full contact team sport that originated in England in the 19th century, is followed by millions of avid fans the world over. Here is a collection of mostly comical quotes encapsulating the humour of the sport and those who play and follow it. www.crombiejardine.com
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Remember that rugby is a team game; all 14 of you make sure you pass the ball to Jonah A fax to All Blacks before the 1995 World Cup semi-final Subdue and penetrate The All Blacks motto New Zealand rugby is a colourful game since you get all black... and blue Anon Rugby is played by men with odd shaped balls Anon Rugby League is war without the frills Anon To play rugby league, you need three things: a good pass, a good tackle and a good excuse Anon
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Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemans game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts Henry Blaha Not many people in Batley speak Latin, so the first thing we did was change the motto Stephen Ball On taking over as Batley chairman Look what these bastards have done to Wales. Theyve taken our coal, our water, our steel. They buy our houses and they only live in them for a fortnight every 12 months.

What have they given us? Absolutely nothing. Weve been exploited, raped, controlled and punished by the English and thats who you are playing this afternoon Phil Bennett The Welsh captains pre-game pep talk before facing England, 1977 If you cant take a punch, you should play table tennis Pierre Berbizier The French coachs answer to Scotlands accusations of French foul play, 1995 My favourite sport at school was rugby. All sports are teamwork, but rugby particularly is about teamwork and I think teamwork is the essence of this Gordon Brown That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical Tony Brown Rugby is a wonderful show: dance, opera and, suddenly, the blood of a killing Richard Burton

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In our country, true teams rarely exist... social barriers and personal ambitions have reduced athletes to dissolute cliques or individuals thrown together for mutual profit... Yet these rugby players, with their muddied, cracked bodies, are struggling to hold onto a sense of humanity that we in America have lost and are unlikely to regain. The game may only be to move a ball forward on a dirt field, but the task can be accomplished with an unshackled joy and its memories will be a permanent delight.

The women and men who play on that rugby field are more alive than too many of us will ever be. The foolish emptiness we think we perceive in their existence is only our own Victor Cahn Author and playwright Im still an amateur, of course, but I became rugbys first millionaire five years ago David Campese If the game is run properly as a professional game, you do not need 57 old farts running rugby Will Carling Do that again, son, and you will live up to your name Gareth Chilcott A warning to Dai Young in response to some imaginative play from the Welsh player Im just off for a quiet pint. Followed by fifteen noisy ones Gareth Chilcott I dont know about us not having a Plan B when things went wrong, we looked like we didnt have a Plan A Geoff Cooke On England being humbled by New Zealand in the World Cup semi-final, 1995 Playing rugby at school, I once fell on a loose ball and, through ignorance and fear, held on despite a fierce pummelling. After that it took me months to convince my team-mates I was a coward Peter Cook The tactical difference between Association Football and Rugby with its varieties seems to be that in the former, the ball is the missile, in the latter, men are the missiles Alfred E. Crawley

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The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday Tom David Weve lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team that weve beaten was Western Samoa.

Good job we didnt play the whole of Samoa Gareth Davies I think you enjoy the game more if you dont know the rules. Anyway, youre on the same wavelength as the referees Jonathan Davies Commenting during A Question of Sport, BBC TV, 1995 I knew he would never play for Wales; hes tone deaf Vemon Davies On his son Huws decision to play for England The pub is as much a part of rugby as is the playing field John Dickenson

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Bloody typical, isnt it? The cars a write-off. The tankers a write-off. But JPR comes out of it all in one piece Gareth Edwards On J.P.R. Williams involvement in a road traffic accident Every time I went to tackle him, Horrocks went one way, Taylor went the other, and all I got was the bloody hyphen Nick England On trying to block Phil Horrocks-Taylor
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What happens when a game of football is proposed at Christmas among a party of your men assembled from different schools? Alas!... The Eton man is enamoured of his own rules, and turns up his nose at Rugby as not sufficiently aristocratic, while the Rugbeian retorts that bullying and sneaking are not to his taste, and he is not afraid of his shins, or of a maul or scrimmage.

On hearing this the Harrovian pricks up his ears, and though he might previously have sided with Rugby, the insinuation against the courage of those who do not allow shinning arouses his ire, and causes him to refuse to lay with one who has offered it. Thus it is found impossible to get up a game The Field, 1861 Considering how it was in the years before rugby and football became distinctly separate sports Peter John FitzSimons (Born Wahroonga, New South Wales, Australia, 1961) A former rugby union player, FitzSimons joined the Wallabies in 1984. He is an Australian journalist, commentator and author. In June 2011 he was named a Member of the Order of Australia for his service to literature. Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other Peter FitzSimons Without a doubt the manliest men on the pitch. Large, often hairy, beer swilling carnivores that can and will smash anything in their path.

Revelling in the violence inherent in the scrum, they are rarely considered nice people, and in fact to some they arent even considered humans at all. Front rowers tolerate this attitude far and wide because they recognise their role at the top of the food chain and are used to suffering the fools that surround them. Accused by some of simply being dumb, I prefer to think of this group as open to unconventional ways of thinking Peter FitzSimons Rugby backs can be identified because they generally have clean jerseys and identifiable partings in their hair... come the revolution the backs will be the first to be lined up against the wall and shot for living parasitically off the work of others Peter FitzSimons Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other Peter FitzSimons

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A forwards usefulness to his side varies as to the square of his distance from the ball Clarrie Gibbons Tony Ward is the most important rugby player in Ireland. His legs are far more important to his country than even those of Marlene Dietrich were to the film industry. A little hairier, maybe, but a pair of absolute winners C.M.H.

Gibson Wales v Ireland match programme, 1979 I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby Jim Glennon The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs getting muddier and muddier Virginia Graham Making reference to the muddied oafs in Rudyard Kiplings poem The Islanders Youve got to get your first tackle in early, even if its late Ray Gravell A game played by fewer than fifteen a side, at least half of whom should be totally unfit Michael Green The first half is invariably much longer than the second. This is partly because of the late kick-off but is also caused by the unfitness of the referee Michael Green The Art of Coarse Rugby, 1960

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