Doug Giles - Pussification: The Effeminization of the American Male

Doug Giles is a good man, and his bambinas are fearless. His girls Hannah and Regis Giles are indefatigable. I admire the Giles clan from afar.

Dennis Miller

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Ann Coulter, best-selling author

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Copyright 2016, Doug Giles, All Rights Reserved

No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

Published by White Feather Press. (www.whitefeatherpress.com)

ISBN 978-1-61808-145-2

Printed in the United States of America

Cover design by David Bugnon and mobopolis.com

Editing by Steve Pauwels and Constance M. Hill

Bio photo by David Cartee

Scripture taken from the HOLY BIBLE, NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION. NIV. Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984 by International Bible Society. Used by permission of Zondervan. All rights reserved worldwide.

Scriptures marked KJV are taken from the KING JAMES VERSION (KJV): KING JAMES VERSION, public domain.

Table of Contents

Section 1 Well Hello, Pussy

Chapter 1 - Meet Crispin

Chapter 2 - Pussification Defined

Section 2 Four Signs Youve BEEN Pussified

Chapter 3 - Youre Not a Provider

Chapter 4 - Youre Not a Protector

Chapter 5 - Youre Not a Hunter

Chapter 6 - Youre Not a Hero

Section 3 Bullies Love Pussies

Chapter 7 - Islam Loves Pussies

Chapter 8 - Big Government Loves Pussies

Chapter 9 - The Constitution of the United States
of Pussification

Chapter 10 - Psalm 666: The State is My Shepherd

Section 4 Of Mice and Pussies

Chapter 11 - Dear Christian: You Might be a Pussy
but Jesus Aint

Chapter 12 - Business Owners Should Avoid
Pussies Like the Plague

Chapter 13 - Real Women Hate Pussies

Section 5 Pussies Aint Easy to Love and
Theyre Harder to Mold

Chapter 14 - Mammas Dont Let Your Cowboys Grow
Up to be Pussies

Chapter 15 - How Fathers Can Avoid Raising a
Barack Obama

Section 6 From Pussville to Mantown

Chapter 16 - Hang Around Bad-Asses

Chapter 17 - Be Teachable

Chapter 18 - Go Balls Out

Chapter 19 - Quit Passing the Buck

Addendum The 10 Commandments for Pussies
Who Want to Date Your Daughter

Dedication

This book is dedicated to my grandson, Hamish.

May your motto forever be, contra mundum .

Secretly, everybodys getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. Thats the kiss-ass generation were in right now. Were really in a pussy generation.

Clint Eastwood

Introduction

As you can tell, this book is not a long philosophical treatise on how American males morphed into prancing candy-asses.

I dont have the time, nor the desire, to write some massive book trying to pinpoint the who, what, when, where and why of how males became sad, sackless wonders.

Im too busy working hard and playing hard to do that for the Tickle Me Elmo reader who demands a mega-detailed book or hell throw an intense hissy fit.

Look, if youre in need of a more exhaustive tome regarding the emasculation process of the postmodern male, then allow me to refer you to the book titled , Im A Pussy Who Likes Reading Long Books Versus Actually Kicking Butt in Real Life by Imma Jackwagon

Now granted this book might be brief, but its filled with road-tested historical wisdom and maxims guaranteed to put sand in your mangina and offend you deeply, but will, in the final analysis, if believed and obeyed, produce a life that doesnt suck like an airplane toilet.

To be clear, my dear reader, my motivation for penning this book is simple: I want to find your inner-child and kick his little ass.

Im going to shake and bake you, little brother.

Im going to take your rose-colored glasses off, grind them into powder right in front of your weepy face and fish slap you into the rarified air of the testosterone-leader fog via the pages of this book.

Doesnt that sound fun?

Oh, on a serious note this book could be lifes last wake up call for you.

For some, this could be the voice of God saying Hey, dipstick, wake the heck up! Or something to that effect.

By the way, when God speaks to me, and its often, its usually in an angry, high-pitched, Chinese accent. Its true. Its freaky but hey at least hes communicating.

So hows that for an intro?

Pretty tasty, eh?

Ive purposely set the bar high for you boys and this book is not for everyone.

Matter of fact, the more I think about it, you probably shouldnt read this book because, more than likely, your helicopter mommy raised you to forever be a mammas boy and this book will just make you mad and cost you more expensive therapy sessions at the Ive Chosen to Forever Be a Blathering Over-Coddled Pussy Clinic.

So put it down and walk slowly away.

Do it now.

Yes, proceed no further because what lies ahead is going to be rougher than grandmas breath. Especially, if you cudgel off any and all responsibility for your haggard existence.

Matter of fact, if youre into blaming others then you should definitely put this book down and walk away because this read will be more torturous to you than a Celine Dion concert is to me.

You know the more I think about it the more I seriously question whether or not you have the mettle to handle the rock-strewn, root-choked, demon-infested road that leads out of the swamp of Pussville and up to the sacred mountain of Mantown.

Therefore you should probably quit reading at this moment and climb your 26-year-old pathetic self back up on mommys lap and resume chewing on her leathered nipple and have her wet nurse your sad, little existence right up to and through your midlife crisis.

(PLEASE NOTE: Heres where Doug pauses during his live presentations at mens conferences and watches the whiners walk out of the meeting while he smokes a cigar and waits patiently for God to thin the herd so he can get down to the serious business of making whiners warriors.)

Hey, look at you.

Youre still reading (or listening).

Congrats!

Maybe theres hope for you.

Indeed, there may be hope for you if

1. You are deeply ashamed that you have flown so often to Pussville, when difficult times came, that you now have a lifetime platinum status on Bitch-Air.

2. You are more frustrated than a white, 13-year-old Baptist boy at a Nicki Minaj concert.

3. And yet, in spite of your frustration and anger, you still believe that God and life has more to offer you; and youre big enough not to blame others but to acknowledge that your life pretty much sucks right now because youve regularly chosen the path of the pusillanimous.

So, buckle Crispin. Get ready to morph from a man-child to a real man.

Also, keep this book handy and read it at least every six months because the pussy spirit, like a demon, always tries to come back and possess its old home. Finally, buy at least five copies for your buddies because you dont want to be hanging out with pussies, as Ill discuss later.

By the way, this book was primarily written as an audio book so dont flip out if you think it looks more like a script than a book, because it is a compilation of rants meant to be read by moi .

Doug Giles

Somewhere In Texas