Chad Prather - Am I Crazy?: An Unapologetic Patriot Takes on the Insanity of Todays Woke World

ADVANCE PRAISE FOR AM I CRAZY?

Chad is a verbal cannon with common sense. He calls things as they are and sees the serious issues with a humorous slant. Regardless of what side you stand on, he shines a spotlight on the cultural condition and helps us remember that we are all just humble human beings navigating the journey called life.

GLENN BECK, New York Times Bestselling Author
and Host, The Glenn Beck Program

This book is classic Chad Prather, which is to say insightful, manly, funnyabsolute must read!

DINESH DSOUZA, New York Times Bestselling Author
of United States of Socialism

In a time when we are constantly lectured by powerful elites, Chad Prather brings a much-needed commonsense sanity to the political landscape. I unapologetically endorse this patriot.

DAVE RUBIN, New York Times Bestselling Author
of Dont Burn This Book

Its been said that common sense isnt so common anymore, and thats exactly why the world needs Chad Prather more than ever. Hes a throwback to a saner and more fun-loving America. His rants are OUR rants. So if youre not sure whether to laugh or cry when you turn on the news, read this book and be consoled in knowing these woke radicals have provided Chad with a ton of fodder for some amazing jokes.

CHARLIE KIRK, National Radio Host and Founder
of Turning Point USA

Chads wisdom has an easy place between a fine bourbon and a laugh in the kind of way that makes you think Am I getting old, because this used to make sense. Youre not getting old. Youre just enjoying the personality of someone who makes the crazy talk around you feel less crazy.

ANDREW WILKOW, Host, The Wilkow Majority

Chad Prather is the Will Rogers of our time: funny, thoughtful, and quintessentially American. If that appeals to you, so will this book. Buy it, laugh, and enjoy his unique perspective on America.

LARRY ALEX TAUNTON, Author of
Around the World in (More Than) 80 Days

Chad has perfected his storytelling ability using both historical ref- erences and humor to drive a point home. Societal issues may seem complicated, but Chad is masterful at quickly simplifying even the most complex of issues. Am I Crazy? is a breath of fresh air in a time where everyone else is too afraid to speak the truth. Who knew a redneck could be so insightful?!

SARA GONZALES, Host, Blaze TVs The News and Why It Matters

Chad uses his humor and amazing way to connect with Americans to make sense of the crazy times we are in. Whether you love him or hate him, we need more people just like him. We are in a fight for America, and Im glad we have Chad Prathers Am I Crazy?!

GRAHAM ALLEN, Founder of Nine Twelve United
and Author of America 3:16

AM I
CRAZY?

AM I CRAZY?

An Unapologetic Patriot Takes on the Insanity of Todays Woke World

CHAD PRATHER

Humanix Books

AM I CRAZY?

Copyright 2021 by Chad Prather

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ISBN: 9-781-63006-206-4 (E-book)

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This book is dedicated to my parents,
Pete and Gloria Prather.

They say that a person is formed by
both genetics and environment.

Thanks Mom and Dad for
making me wonderfully crazy.

Contents

PART III: RANTS ON MARRIAGE,
RELATIONSHIPS, AND FAMILY

The Final Word That MattersorWake Up
to the WokeIts Gonna Kill Us All

Foreword

O f course Chad is crazy. Hes gone and put all his non-sense in a book. He never listens. I used to tell him during his rebellious teenage years that while I loved him, I didnt have to like him. A little bit of tough love (his father and I beat his butt), and he turned out reasonably okay. Hes still crazy, though. Why anyone would post their entire life and personal business online for the world to see like he does is beyond my imagination. When I first heard that hed gone viral, I just assumed hed gotten sick. Now I know hes just sick in the headand sharing it with the general public. Maybe thats why hes one of the better voices to deal with the insanity of todays crazy world. I mean, have you ever seen such nonsense? I guess the world needs more of Chads type of craziness to bring us back into balance. Dont tell him I said that. He will only remind me I said it whenever I tell him to hush. Enjoy the book. Dont blame me. I can still beat his butt!

Gloria, Chads Mom

INTRODUCTION

World Gone Crazy

I s it just me, or has the whole world gone crazy? Im no Luddite, and Im not necessarily adversarial to the modern age, but I find myself pining for the world of yesteryear. And I dont mean some idealized, romanticized, sugar-coated version of the 1940s and 1950s, where you could get your best girl a malt from the local soda jerk for a nickel or the kids couldnt wait till next week to hear if Little Orphan Annie was going to survive the cliffhanger. Im talking about the real world of only a couple decades ago. Sometime in the 1990s maybe. Perhaps one week in June of 91. A small window but nonetheless. Back when people werent offended every time the winds of culture blew in a perceived disagreeable direction. Before victimhood was considered a virtue and hard work actually resulted in success and not shelves filled with participation trophies. You know, back when the Karate Kid stood up and kicked and kicked that asshole Johnny in the face and we all cheered.

Yes! America!!!

Back when you could laugh at an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine without feeling the need to retreat to your safe space, suck your thumb, while rocking back and forth in the corner humming Jesus Loves Me. Back before words like woke appeared, and we didnt really care what a beta male was. Back before masculinity got labeled toxic and you could flirt with a girl in public. Oh hell no! Those days are long gone.

The way it appears to me, the world has closed its eyes, taken a flying leap, and plunged headfirst down the weirdest Slip N Slide imaginable, to the point that up and down, right and wrong, in and out no longer mean anything in the new paradigm from which we view our existence as a species. The idea of my truth has replaced actual truth. Your character is now judged by how you use certain words in your vocabulary. You can find yourself immediately labeled and canceled in one amazingly mistaken grammatical error. In short, people have lost their damn minds.