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BERKLEY
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Copyright 2022 by Claudia Lux
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Lux, Claudia (Claudia Kilbourne), author.
Title: Sign here / Claudia Lux.
Description: New York : Berkley, [2022]
Identifiers: LCCN 2022000096 (print) | LCCN 2022000097 (ebook) | ISBN 9780593545768 (hardcover) | ISBN 9780593545782 (ebook)
Subjects: LCGFT: Novels.
Classification: LCC PS3612.U935 S54 2022 (print) | LCC PS3612.U935
(ebook) | DDC 813/.6dc23
LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2022000096
LC ebook record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2022000097
Cover design by Vi-An Nguyen
Book design by Daniel Brount, adapted for ebook by Kelly Brennan
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
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CONTENTS
For my father, Thomas Lux, whom I miss
And in the lowest deep a lower deep
Still threatning to devour me opens wide,
To which the Hell I suffer seems a Heavn.
JOHN MILTON
What makes bitter things sweet? Hunger.
ALCUIN, ADVISOR TO CHARLEMAGNE
BEFORE
PEYOTE
YOU ALREADY HAVE A lot of ideas about Hell. Its amazing what Dante and thousands of years of folklore can do to a places reputation. I mean, Im not going to lie to you: it is Hell. Its not fantastic. But lets see if this is relatable: Youre late to your aunts boyfriends birthday brunch because your alarm was on mute even though you know you turned it up the night before. You barrel onto the subway, managing to squeeze yourself between the woman blasting a Techno for the Lonely playlist and the man who farts every time he sneezes, and, just when the lights of the station are out of view, the train lurches to a stop with a death rattle and goes dark. The woman elbows you in the gut as she hits Replay, and the mans snot tickles as it sprays your cheek, and you think about how you dont even like your aunts boyfriend or even your aunt and you hate brunch, and what do you say? Ill tell you; Ive heard it a million times. You say, This is Hell.
Well, youre right. Thats Hell. At least the top floors of it. Your priests and grandmas have good intentionsthe ones who dont wind up herebut their job is to keep you decent above ground, and if they said Hell was a never-ending brunch, you would be out there stealing and raping constantly.
Up here its not the fire-and-brimstone thing you think it might be. Its music thats too loud, food thats too rubbery, and kissing with too much tongue. Doesnt sound that bad, right? But dont forget: its forever. I mean for-all-time forever. Not a lifetime. Thats a pebble compared to what Im talking about. Hell is agitation for eternity. You cant possibly fathom eternity; your little mortal brain would explode. A century feels like an hour, less with each millennium. With endless time and no peace, everyone breaks eventually.
I was about to break too. But then I got a promotion.
PART I
PEYOTE
PEY, TEAM MEETING IN five, KQ said, rapping on my desk. I jerked up from my screen. It was already ten oclock.
Right, Ill be there. Thanks! I replied, but she was knocking halfway down the row, her knuckles creating a muffled echo. I grabbed my notebook and my pen case, freed a mangled Cup O Noodles from the back of my drawer, and went to the kitchen.
Heya, Pey, hows it hanging? Trey asked as he stood in front of the microwave, watching his frozen meal dissolve and recongeal.
Just fine, thanks, I said, peeling back the top to my lunch.
The hot water is out.
I looked at the coffee machine: OUT OF ORDER . I rolled my eyes. I filled the Cup O Noodles with the hottest water the sink allowed and got in line behind Trey.
Who do you have nowadays? Anyone interesting? he asked, opening the microwave before it beeped. The steam from his lunch hit my face. It smelled like warm broccoli.
No one too good, I answered. But for the first time in ages, I wasnt worried. I did have something. Something big. I just wasnt going to tell Trey.
He stayed in front of the microwave as he stirred his food, his smile almost as thick.
Too bad, buddy, too bad. Did you hear I landed Spence Norwood? Wrapped that set up like a present.
Yeah, Trey, I heard. Thats great, I said as I edged past him. I punched the thirty-seconds button and fished a plastic spoon from a drawer.
Dont worry, buddy. Itll happen for you too. Youve only been here, what, a minute?
Just about.
The microwave beeped. I pulled the handle to find my cup drooped to one side, soup dribbling out. I pushed the sloppy Styrofoam back up, but it wouldnt stick.
Come on, dipshits! KQ yelled, her hand on the conference room door.
Coming! I responded, trying to rip off a paper towel square and getting only a quarter piece.
OKAY, EVERYONE, LETS GET down to business. First things first: we have a couple of new faces here today. We didnt ask for them and we dont need them, but here they are anyway. So this means everyone is going to have to work even harder to prove their worth around here, assuming none of you is itching for the days of cleaning out the meat grinders Downstairs.
The woman next to me slumped down in her chair, as if hoping to melt onto the floor and get out unnoticed. I reached for a bottle of water and offered her one, but she shook her head.
Second: congratulations are in order! KQ went on. Trey, well done with the Norwoods! Youve been chasing that white whale for a while, slick! Your fifth Complete Set! KQ put her hand on his shoulder and gave it a rough shake.
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