P. G. Wodehouse - Aunts Arent Gentlemen

P. G. Wodehouse

'The ultimate in comfort reading because nothing bad ever happensin P.G. Wodehouse land. Or even if it does, it's always sorted outby the end of the book. For as long as I'm immersed in a P.G.Wodehouse book, it's possible to keep the real world at bay andlive in a far, far nicer, funnier one where happy endings are theorder of the day' Marian Keyes

'You should read Wodehouse when you're well and when you'repoorly; when you're travelling, and when you're not; whenyou're feeling clever, and when you're feeling utterly dim.Wodehouse always lifts your spirits, no matter how high theyhappen to be already' Lynne Truss

'P.G. Wodehouse remains the greatest chronicler of a certain kindof Englishness, that no one else has ever captured quite so sharply,or with quite as much wit and affection' Julian Fellowes

'Not only the funniest English novelist who ever wrote but one ofour finest stylists. His world is perfect, his stories are perfect, hiswriting is perfect. What more is there to be said?' Susan Hill

'One of my (few) proud boasts is that I once spent a day interviewingP.G. Wodehouse at his home in America. He was exactly as I'dexpected: a lovely, modest man. He could have walked out of one ofhis own novels. It's dangerous to use the word genius to describe awriter, but I'll risk it with him' John Humphrys

'The incomparable and timeless genius perfect for readers of allages, shapes and sizes!' Kate Mosse

'A genius... Elusive, delicate but lasting. He created such a credibleworld that, sadly, I suppose, never really existed but what a delight italways is to enter it and the temptation to linger there is sometimesalmost overwhelming' Alan Ayckbourn

'Wodehouse was quite simply the Bee's Knees. And then some'Joseph Connolly

'Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a senseof humour!' Lindsey Davis

'I constantly find myself drooling with admiration at the sublimeway Wodehouse plays with the English language' Simon Brett

'I've recorded all the Jeeves books, and I can tell you this: it's likesinging Mozart. The perfection of the phrasing is a physicalpleasure. I doubt if any writer in the English language has moreperfect music' Simon Callow

'Quite simply, the master of comic writing at work' Jane Moore

'To pick up a Wodehouse novel is to find oneself in the presence ofgenius no writer has ever given me so much pure enjoyment'John Julius Norwich

'P.G. Wodehouse is the gold standard of English wit' ChristopherHitchens

'Wodehouse is so utterly, properly, simply funny' Adele Parks

'To dive into a Wodehouse novel is to swim in some of the mostelegantly turned phrases in the English language' Ben Schott

'P.G. Wodehouse should be prescribed to treat depression.Cheaper, more effective than valium and far, far more addictive'Olivia Williams

'My only problem with Wodehouse is deciding which of hisenchanting books to take to my desert island' Ruth Dudley Edwards

The author of almost a hundred books and the creator ofJeeves, Blandings Castle, Psmith, Ukridge, Uncle Fred andMr Mulliner, P.G. Wodehouse was born in 1881 and educatedat Dulwich College. After two years with the HongKong and Shanghai Bank he became a full-time writer,contributing to a variety of periodicals including Punchand the Globe. He married in 1914. As well as his novelsand short stories, he wrote lyrics for musical comedieswith Guy Bolton and Jerome Kern, and at one time hadfive musicals running simultaneously on Broadway. His time inHollywood also provided much source material for fiction.

At the age of 93, in the New Year's Honours List of 1975,he received a long-overdue knighthood, only to dieon St Valentine 's Day some 45 days later.

Some of the P.G. Wodehouse titles to be published
by Arrow in 2008

JEEVES

The Inimitable Jeeves
Carry On, Jeeves
Very Good, Jeeves
Thank You, Jeeves
Right Ho, Jeeves
The Code of the Woosters
Joy in the Morning
The Mating Season
Ring for Jeeves
Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit
Jeeves in the Offing
Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves
Much Obliged, Jeeves
Aunts Aren't Gentlemen

UNCLE FRED

Cocktail Time
Uncle Dynamite

BLANDINGS

Something Fresh
Leave it to Psmith
Summer Lightning
Blandings Castle
Uncle Fred in the Springtime
Full Moon
Pigs Have Wings
Service with a Smile
A Pelican at Blandings

MULLINER

Meet Mr Mulliner
Mulliner Nights
Mr Mulliner Speaking

GOLF

The Clicking of Cuthbert
The Heart of a Goof

OTHERS

Piccadilly Jim
Ukridge
The Luck of the Bodkins
Laughing Gas
A Damsel in Distress
The Small Bachelor
Hot Water
Summer Moonshine
The Adventures of Sally
Money for Nothing
The Girl in Blue
Big Money

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Aunts Aren't
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