James Patterson - Saving the World: And Other Extreme Sports

Maximum Ride 3 - Saving the World and Other Extreme SportsBy Patterson, James

For Kelly and Kevin Okun

And for everybody out there who might love books, if they were given books that loved them back

Many thanks to Gabrielle Charbonnet, my conspirator, who flies high and cracks wise. And to Mary Jordan, for brave assistance and research at every twist and turn.

To the reader:

The idea for Maximum Ride comes from earlier books of mine called When the Wind Blows and The Lake House, which also feature a character named Max who escapes from a quite despicable School. Most of the similarities end there. Max and the other kids in Maximum Ride are not the same Max and kids featured in those two books. Nor do Frannie and Kit play any part in Maximum Ride. I hope you enjoy the ride anyway.

Prologue

No More Mistakes!

Itexicon American Headquarters

Florida, United States

We have meticulously crafted the skeleton of our new world, the Director proclaimed from the large TV screen in the conference room. Parts of this skeleton are scattered across the globe. Now the time has come to connect those parts, to become one! And, as one, we will commence our Re-Evolution!

The Director stopped speaking when she noticed that the phone was vibrating in the pocket of her white lab coat. Frowning, she pulled it out and looked at a message. The situation in Building 3 had become critical.

Its time, she said, glancing at a colleague offscreen. Seal Building Three and gas everything inside.

Across the conference table, Roland ter Borcht smiled. Jeb Batchelder ignored him as the Director turned her attention back to the camera.

Everything is in place, and were commencing the By-Half Plan as of oh seven hundred tomorrow. As you know, Jeb, the only puzzle piece not fitting in, the only fly in the ointment, the only loose end not tied up is your obnoxious, uncontrollable, pathetic, useless, flying failures.

Ter Borscht nodded gravely and shot Jeb a glance.

You begged us to wait until the bird kids preprogrammed expiration date kicked in, the Director went on, her voice tight with tension. But you no longer have that luxury, no matter how soon it will happen. Get rid of those loose cannons now, Dr. Batchelder. Do I make myself clear?

Jeb nodded. I understand. Theyll be taken care of.

The Director wasnt so easily convinced. You show me proof of extinction of those bird-kid mistakes by oh seven hundred tomorrow, she said, or you will be the one to become extinct. Do we have an understanding?

Yes. Jeb Batchelder cleared his throat. Its already in place, Director. Theyre just waiting for my signal.

Then give them the signal, the Director snarled. When you arrive in Germany, this foolishness must be over. It is a momentous daythe dawn of a new era for humankindand there is no time to waste. There is much to do if were to reduce the worlds population by one-half.

Lay off the freaking horn! I said, rubbing my forehead.

Nudge pulled away from the steering wheel, which Fang was holding. Sorry, she said. Its just so much fun-it sounds like a party.

I looked out the van window and shook my head, struggling to keep my irritation in check.

It seemed like only yesterday that wed done the pretty impossible and busted out of the very creepy and deeply disturbing Itex headquarters in Florida.

In reality, it had been four days. Four days since Gazzy and Iggy had blown a hole in the side of the Itex headquarters, thus springing us from our latest diabolical incarceration.

Because were just crazy about consistency, we were on the run again.

However, in an interesting, nonflying change of pace, we were driving. Wed made the savvy decision to borrow an eight-passenger van that had apparently been a love machine back in the 80s: shag carpeting everywhere, blacked-out windows, a neon rim around the license plate that wed immediately disabled as too conspicuous.

There was, for once, plenty of room for all six of us: me (Max); Fang, who was driving; Iggy, who was trying to convince me to let him drive, although hes blind; Nudge, in the front seat next to Fang, seemingly unable to keep her mitts off the horn; the Gasman (Gazzy); and Angel, my baby.

And Total, who was Angels talking dog. Long story.

Gazzy was singing a Weird Al Yankovic song, sounding exactly like the original. I admired Gazzys uncanny mimicking ability but resented his fascination with bodily functions, a fascination apparently shared by Weird Al.

Enough with the constipation song, Nudge groaned, as Gazzy launched into the second verse.

Are we going to stop soon? Total asked. I have a sensitive bladder. His nose twitched, and his bright eyes looked at me. Because I was the leader and I made the decisions about stopping. And about a million other things.

I glanced down at the map on the laptop screen in my actual lap, then rolled down the window to look at the night sky, gauge our whereabouts.

You could have gotten a car with GPS, Total said helpfully.

Yes, I said. Or we could have brought along a dog that doesnt talk. I gave Angel a pointed look, and she smiled, well, angelically at me.

Total huffed, offended, and climbed into her lap, his small, black, Scottie-like body fitting neatly against her. She kissed his head.

Just an hour ago wed finally sped across the state border, into Louisiana, meticulously sticking to our carefully plotted, brilliantly conceived plan of heading west. Away from the laugh riot that had been our stint in south Florida. Because we still had a mission: to stop Itex and the School and the Institute and whoever else was involved from destroying us and from destroying the world. Were nothing if not ambitious.

Louisiana, the state that road maintenance forgot, I muttered, grimacing at hitting yet another pothole. I didnt think I could take this driving thing much longer. From the Everglades to here had taken forever in a car, as compared with flying.

On the other hand, even a big 80s love van was less noticeable than six flying children and their talking dog.

So there you go.

I wasnt kidding about the flying-kids part. Or the talking-dog part.

Anyone whos up to speed on the Adventures of Amazing Max and Her Flying, Fun-Loving Cohorts, you can skip this next page or so. Those of you who picked up this book cold, even though its clearly part three of a series, well, get with the program, people! I cant take two days to get you all caught up on everything! Heres the abbreviated version (which is pretty good, I might add):

A bunch of mad scientists (mad crazy, not mad angry-though a lot of them do seem to have anger-management issues, especially around me) have been playing around with recombinant life-forms, where they graft different species DNA together.

Most of their experiments failed horribly, or lived horribly for only a short while. A couple kinds survived, including us, bird kids, who are mostly human but with some bird DNA thrown in.

The six of us have been together for years. Fang, Iggy, and I are ancient, at fourteen years old. Nudge the motormouth is eleven, Gazzy is eight, Angel is six.

The other ones who function pretty well and last more than a couple days are human-lupine hybrids, or wolf people. We call them Erasers, and they have an average life span of about six years. The scientists (whitecoats) trained them to hunt and kill, like a personal army. Theyre strong and bloodthirsty but lousy about impulse control.

The six of us are on the run, trying to thwart the whitecoats plan to destroy us and most of humanity, which makes the whitecoats crazy. Or crazier. So they have been going to extreme and sometimes pathetic lengths to capture us.