Enrique Vila-Matas - The Illogic of Kassel (New Directions Paperbook)

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The more avant-garde an author is, the less he can allow himself to be labeled as such. But who cares about that? In fact, my opening sentence is just a McGuffin having little to do with what I intend to relate, though it could be that in the long run all I can tell about my invitation to Kassel and my later trip to that city will eventually have everything to do with that sentence.

As some people know, the best way to explain what a McGuffin is has to do with a train scene: Could you tell me whats in that package on the luggage rack above your head? asks one passenger. And the other responds: Oh, thats a McGuffin. The former wants to know what a McGuffin is, and the other explains: A McGuffin is an apparatus for trapping lions in Germany. But there are no lions in Germany, says the first. Well, then, thats no McGuffin, replies the other.

The most perfect McGuffin is in The Maltese Falcon, the most misleading film in the history of cinema. John Hustons movie tells of the search for a small statue, which was the tribute the Knights of Malta paid to a Spanish king for an island. Much is said about itthey never stop talking in the filmbut in the end the coveted falcon, for which some have even been murdered, turns out to be merely the element of suspense that has allowed the story to advance.

As youll already have guessed, there are many McGuffins. The most famous one can be found in the opening scenes of Alfred Hitchcocks Psycho. Who can forget the robbery Janet Leighs character commits in the first minutes? It seems so important and turns out to be irrelevant to the plot. However, it fulfills the function of keeping us riveted to the screen for the rest of the movie.

And there are McGuffins, for example, in every single episode of The Simpsons, where the prelude that opens any one of them has very little or nothing at all to do with the plot of the rest of the episode.

I found my first McGuffin in The Facts of Murder, Pietro Germis cinematic adaptation of Carlo Emilio Gaddas novel, That Awful Mess on Via Merulana. In this film, Inspector Ingravallo, hyped up on coffee and lost in the labyrinth of his intricate investigation, speaks on the telephone every once in a while with his sainted wife, who we never see. Is Ingravallo married to a McGuffin?

There are so many McGuffins around that just a year ago, one infiltrated my life when I got a phone call one morning from a young woman claiming to be Mara Boston. She said she was the secretary of Mr. and Mrs. McGuffin, an Irish couple, who would like to invite me to dinner. She had no doubt that I would also be delighted to see them and give them my regards, since they were planning to make me an irresistible proposal.

Were the McGuffins multimillionaires? Did they want, for some obscure reason, to buy me? Thats what I asked as a humorous reaction to her strange, provocative call, surely a joke someone was playing on me.

Normally I would immediately hang up on a call like that, but Mara Bostons voice was warm and beautiful, and I was in a good mood that morning, so I played along a little before hanging up and that was my undoing, for I gave young Boston time to drop the names of a few friends we had in common, actually the names of my best friends.

What the McGuffins want to propose, she said suddenly, is to reveal to you once and for all the resolution of the mystery of the universe. They know it and want to pass it on to you.

I decided to humor her. And are the McGuffins aware that I never go out to dinner? I responded. Do they know that, for the last seven years, Ive tended to feel happy in the mornings and in the evenings Im hit hard by an anguish that has me imagining dark, horrible scenarios, making it absolutely inadvisable for me to go out at night?

The McGuffins know everything, said Boston. Theyre aware youre very reluctant to go out at night. Even so, they wouldnt consider that I might want to stay home instead of finding out the solution to the mystery of the universe. It would be a very cowardly choice to make.

Ive received strange phone calls in my life, but this one took the cake. And as if that werent enough, Bostons voice grew increasingly pleasant; it really had a very special timbre that reminded me of something, though I didnt quite know what, but which made me feel even more energetic, optimistic, and content than I usually did in the mornings. I asked if she would be going to the dinner where theyd reveal that secret to me. Yes, she said, Im planning to go; after all, Im the couples secretary and I have certain obligations.

Minutes later, having taken full advantage of my optimistic state of mind, she had managed to completely convince me. I wouldnt regret it, she said; the mystery of the universe is well worth the effort. My birthday was last month, I said, Im just mentioning it in case someone is planning a surprise party and got the date wrong. No, said Boston, the surprise is in what the McGuffins are going to reveal, and its not what youre expecting.

And so, three nights later, I showed up punctually for the meeting, which the Irish couple did not attend, but Boston did. She was a tall, luminous young woman with very black hair, a red dress, and marvelous golden sandals; she was intelligent and smart at the same time. As I looked at her, I couldnt hide an inner lament, which intuitively, young as she was, she caught; she seemed to know that something related to age was happening to me, a deep dejection and sorrow.

Without a doubt I had never seen her before in my life. She was at least thirty years younger than I was. Sorry for the snag, the snare, the windup, she said as soon as we met. I asked what snag, what windup she was talking about. Dont you see? Ive ensnared you, the McGuffins dont exist, she said. And she explained that this had seemed the best way to get me to pay attention, for she guessed that, considering my eccentric literary fame, an extravagant call might be more likely to stir my curiosity and achieve the difficult objective of getting me to go out at night. She had to see me in person to make a proposal, since she feared she wouldnt get the response she wanted if she asked me over the telephone. And what is this proposal you want to tell me about? Is it the same thing the McGuffins would propose? Above all, she said, she felt happy knowing she had the time ahead of her to be able to set out the proposal her employers, Carolyn Christov-Bakargiev and Chus Martnez (the curators of Documenta 13) had assigned her to convey.

So then, I said, Carolyn and Chus Martnez are the McGuffins. She smiled. Exactly, she said, but now Id like to know if youve heard of Documenta in Kassel. Ive heard a lot about it, I said. Whats more, some of my friends in the 1970s came back from there transformed by having seen prodigious avant-garde artworks. In fact, Kassel wasfor this and other reasonslegendary and has been since the days of my youth; it is an intact legend, my generations legend, and also, if Im not mistaken, that of the generations that followed mine. For every five years, groundbreaking works concentrate there. Behind the legend of Kassel, I ended up telling her, is the legend of the avant-garde.

Well, Mara Boston said, she had the job of inviting me to participate in Documenta 13. As I could see, she added, she hadnt exactly lied when she spoke of an irresistible proposal.

That proposal did make me happy, but I contained my enthusiasm. I waited a few seconds before asking what they expected of a writer like me at an art exhibition like that. As far as I knew, writers didnt go to Kassel. And birds dont go to Peru to die, said Boston, demonstrating her conversational agility. A good McGuffin phrase, I thought.... A brief, intense silence followed, which she broke. They had assigned her to ask me to reserve three weeks at the end of the summer of 2012, to spend each morning in the Chinese restaurant Dschingis Khan on the outskirts of Kassel.