If my little brother Travis hadnt been so crazy about animals, the War of the Squirrels never would have happened. Youre probably wondering what on earth Im talking about, but if you sit down for a minute, Ill tell you everything, even those parts that are best not talked about. Yep, Ill tell you the whole stinking, underhanded mess. I doubt that anyone else will.
It all started because Travis never met an animal he didnt want to adopt on sight. The trouble was, many of the animals he wanted to adopt had no interest at all in being adopted. Some of them got quite upset about it. In fact, some of them got downright violent about it, but that didnt always stop him from dragging them home. The only thing that ever really stopped him was the sight of blood or guts or suchlike. (He had a touchy stomach and was prone to fainting.) Anyway, to understand what happened, we have to look back to springtime, the season when baby animals are born. Theyre born in spring so that by the time winter comes, theyll be big enough and tough enough to survive the cold and the lack of food. Spring was also the season when Travis was most likely to bring some kind of animalany kind of animalhome.
We had a few barn cats who had kittens in the straw every spring, to Traviss delight, and they kept him busy for a while. Then there was Idabelle the Inside Cat. She was the only one allowed inside; she lived in the kitchen and kept down the mice. Idabelle was also the only cat whod never had kittens. That spring she grew fat from her steady diet of mice. At least thats what we all thought.
Then one night she started pacing and yowling and, to our surprise, crawled behind the stove and gave birth not to a litter of kittens but to one very large kitten. Nobody had ever seen a kitten like this before. He was easily the size of two regular kittens. We called him Thud because he was such a bruiser. (I know you think this story is about squirrels, and it is. Trust me, Im getting there.)
Our cook, Viola, who loved Idabelle, also doted on Thud. Travis did too, naturally. The only one not thrilled about him was Mother, who hadnt counted on two cats living in the house. She had a hatred of fleas but was willing to put up with the baby for a while. There was no resisting Thud, he was that adorable. Idabelle happily nursed him in her basket by the stove, although they were soon overflowing the sides.
Humph, said Viola. Looks like we need a bigger basket.
She found an old laundry basket, lined it with a towel, and moved Idabelle and Thud into it. And that should have been all there was to tell.
But no. The story was really just beginning.
Viola and I were enjoying a glass of lemonade in the kitchen, admiring Idabelle and Thud, when Travis burst in from the back porch. He was holding to his chest a small bundle wrapped in a bandanna. Uh-oh. I knew what that meant. So did Viola.
She eyed him suspiciously. What you got there? It better not be no live thing.
Travis turned his best sunny smile on her, saying, Dont worry, it wont take up much room. And we dont even have to feed it. Idabelle will. I hope.
He pulled back the flap of cloth. There on his palm lay a newborn squirrel, tiny, helpless, and cute as can be. (It turns out that baby squirrels can give kittens a real run for the money in the cuteness race.)
Aww, I said. I couldnt help myself. Even the flinty Viola softened when she saw it. Whered you find it? I asked.
It was on the ground, I swear.
I squinted at him. You didnt pull it out of the nest?
Never. I wouldnt do something like that.
Well, that was a big fat lie if ever Id heard one. Ha! I know you, Travis Tate, and thats exactly the kind of thing youd do. Dont deny it.
Thats true, said Viola, nodding. The boy would do that.
Travis flushed. Well, okay, maybe Ive done that once or twice before, but not this time, I swear!
The squirrel coughed feebly.
It was lying flat on the ground. It was going to die if I just left it there.
The poor thing struggled to lift its head and fell back on my brothers palm, exhausted from the effort. Id seen many pitiful things in my life, but this was pretty near the top of the list.
Are you going to get up and feed it during the night? I said. Something that size probably needs to eat every hour or so.
Travis smiled.
And dont look at me, I said, because Im not doing it.
His smile grew bigger. I thought Idabelle would do it.
We all turned and looked at Idabelle nursing Thud in the basket. They were both purring loudly. Thud pawed at his mothers fur, making muffins, as we called it.
I looked at the squirrel and said, Youre going to
I think itll work, dont you?
Viola muttered, Sure, if she dont eat it first.
Travis took the tiny, limp figure and placed it up against Idabelles warm furry belly next to Thud. She looked at it in what I can only describe as surprise. Then she carefully sniffed it from head to tail. We all held our breath while she decided whether the newcomer was dinner or not. Then she started licking the baby vigorously, and we all sighed in relief. The squirrel started to nurse, and from that moment on, Idabelle treated it exactly the way she treated Thud. As family.
Ive been thinking about what we should call him, Travis said. How about Fluffy?
What? I said. That doesnt suit him at all.
Sure it does. Hes going to have a nice fluffy tail when he grows up.
Fluffy is a cats name, I said.
Well, look, Callie, he said, gesturing at the basket, Idabelle already thinks hes a cat, so that makes him sort of a cat. An honorary cat. Which means we can call him Fluffy.
So Fluffy it was.
Mother swept through the kitchen, her long skirt swishing. She glanced once at Idabelle and walked briskly out to the back porch. Where she stopped, turned, came back inside, and pointed at the basket. She spoke very slowly: What. Is. That. Thing.
I looked around for Travis, who was, naturally, nowhere to be seen. Some-times he would cling to you worse than a sticker burr, but when you really needed him, he was gone.