Pembroke - Reasons My Kid Is Crying
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A glimpse into the tribulations of parenting that is part documentary, part therapy, and completely hilarious.
It all started when busy father Greg Pembroke posted a few pictures online of his three-year-old son, mid-tantrum, alongside the reason his son was crying: He had broken his bit of cheese in half. In Reasons My Kid is Crying, Greg collects together photos sent from parents around the world, documenting the many, completely logical reasons why small children cry. Among them: I let him play on the grass . . . He ran out of toys to throw into his pool . . . The neighbors dog isnt outside. The result is both an affectionate portrait of the universal, baffling logic of toddlers--and a reminder for burned-out parents everywhere that they are not alone.
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Copyright 2014 by Greg Pembroke
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Three Rivers Press, an imprint of the Crown Publishing Group, a division of Random House LLC, a Penguin Random House Company, New York.
www.crownpublishing.com
Three Rivers Press and the Tugboat design are registered trademarks of Random House LLC.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available upon request.
Trade Paperback ISBN 978-0-8041-3983-0
eBook ISBN 978-0-8041-3984-7
BOOK DESIGN BY ELINA D. NUDELMAN
COVER DESIGN BY JESS MORPHEW
COVER PHOTOGRAPH: (FRONT) THE PEMBROKE FAMILY
v3.1
TO MY FAMILY.
WE LAUGH TOGETHER. WE CRY TOGETHER.
WE MADE A BOOK TOGETHER
(WHILE LAUGHING ABOUT CRYING).
I BROKE THIS CHEESE IN HALF.
When I decided to change jobs and stay at home two days per week with two sons under two years old, I knew things would get crazy, but no one could have predicted how crazy they would get. Kids cry for any and all reasonsand despite how hard you try to prevent the meltdowns, they still crash down on your head like so many waves of tortured sadness. Desperate to find a laugh in this sea of tears, I started snapping pictures midtantrum. Nearly two years into this experiment in Daddy Daycare, my Tumblr blog Reasons My Son Is Crying was born. Part documentary, part therapy, and completely hilarious, submissions immediately began pouring in from parents around the world. This collection of photosfrom both my house and families across six continentsis a glimpse into the tribulations of parenthood and a sweet reminder to find a way to laugh at these tumultuous, tedious, and terrible twos. And threes. And fours. Maybe fives.
Like tiny Bond villains with very small and insanely specific goals, toddlers have great expectations for what life will bring on any given day. Disappoint them at your peril.
HES NOT ALLOWED TO PICK UP DOG POOP.
HE COULDNT TAKE THE GUMDROP PASS.
IT WASNT RAINING INSIDE.
HE CLIMBED INTO THE DISHWASHER.
I WOULDNT LET HIM CRAWL INTO A 400F OVEN.
I SAID THE SPONGE IS NOT FOOD.
HE CANT EAT HIS DADS PHONE.
WE WOULDNT LET HIM DRAG HIS NEW BOOKSHELF INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE WANTED TO TEAR UP MY TWENTY-DOLLAR BILL.
I ASKED HER TO PLEASE STOP LICKING THE BOTTOM OF HER SHOE.
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