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Guide
HOW to SPEAK
SALLY COOK and ROSS MACDONALD
From Assist to Woodwork:
An Illustrated Guide to
Pitch-Perfect Jargon
In memory of
Cindy and Charlie Crockett
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Soccer has been a favorite sport all over the world for many years, and its popularity in America has been rapidly growing for decades. For soccer, as with any sport, getting acquainted with the lingo greatly increases the enjoyment of the game.
For example, you may be confused when you hear fans go on and on about cards. Are they talking poker or soccer? How about when a reporter refers to group of death, striker, booking, or sudden death? You might possibly think youre listening to a homicide investigation. When an announcer speaks of a nutmeg or a banana kick, is he offering up some ingredients for dessert? Nope, the announcers, reporters, and fans are most likely just speaking a little soccer.
In this book weve pulled together the most commonly used vernacular and paired some of these terms with zany illustrations that are as intriguing as the language. Weve also included various players nicknames and teams nicknames. Here youll find amusing stories plus some history of the sport. We hope that after reading How to Speak Soccer, youll be able to converse with your fellow soccer devotees in no time.
ADDED TIME
Minutes tacked on before halftime or at the end of the game, at the referees discretion, due to excessive flopping, fouling, or injuries during the course of play, which causes play to stop although the clock does not. Added time makes up for the time that is lost while the play was stopped. It is unavoidable, which explains why you will usually see play continue after the clock has reached ninety minutes. Also called stoppage time or injury time.
ADDED TIME
AGGREGATE
The combined score of two games. Many of soccers most important club competitions are played on a knockout basis or in an elimination tournament. To decide which teams will play against each other, a draw is conducted. The two clubs drawn as a pair play each other twice, a home and an away game. The winner is then decided by simply adding together the scores from the two games. That is the aggregate score. For example, if the score in one Manchester United vs. Arsenal game was Manchester 2, Arsenal 1, and the second game was Manchester 5, Arsenal 0, the aggregate score would be Manchester 7, Arsenal 1.
If the aggregate score is tied, then the winner is the club that scored more goals on its opponents field, usually referred to as the aggregate away-goals rule. If the score is still tied under the away-goals rule, then thirty minutes of overtime are played (usually not sudden death). If that doesnt produce a result, then a penalty shoot-out is used to decide the tie.
AROUND THE WORLD
A freestyle juggling trick. When a player kicks the ball in the air and then swings his leg in a circular motion before kicking it again while in midair.
AROUND THE WORLD
ASSIST
A pass that leads to a goal scored.
ATTACKING THIRD
The third portion of the field that contains the other teams goal. The offensive team takes greater risks in this zone. Also called defensive third.
CORNERKICKS: HAT TRICKS
Many players have scored hat tricks (three goals in the same match) during their lifetime. Yet few have the claim to fame that West Ham and England defender Alvin Martin has regarding hat tricks.
In April 1986 during West Hams 81 home win against Newcastle United, Martin scored three goals against three different goalkeepers, making him the only player to score a hat trick in such a manner. The defender netted his first goal against Newcastle goalkeeper Martin Thomas, who was then replaced by Chris Hedworth because of an injury. Martin then scored against Hedworth, who was then replaced by Peter Beardsley toward the end of the match, and whom Martin again promptly scored against.
AWAY
A command shouted to a defender, telling him to kick the ball away from his goal.
B TEAM
The reserve team of a club or national team. Usually consists of a combination of up-and-coming youth players as well as first-team squad players.
BACK DOOR
The goal post farthest from the ball. If the ball is on the right side of the goal, the back door is on the left and vice versa.
BACK HEEL
Using the back of the heel to kick the ball.
BALL
(verb) To play hard or well. You gotta ball.
BALL WATCHING
When a player focuses too much on the ball instead of what is happening on the field or the movement of the other players.
BALL WATCHING
BALLON DOR
An annual award given by FIFA (Fdration Internationale de Football Association or, in English, International Federation of Association Football) to the player considered to have performed the best in the previous calendar year. The winner is chosen based on the votes from national team coaches and captains, as well as journalists from around the world.
BANANA KICK
Unique kick causing the ball to take a curved path. Also known as an inswinger if it curves in and an outswinger if it curves out. This term is used frequently on corner kicks, which must curve into or away from the goal, and which curve around defenders or around a wall on free kicks.
BEND
A kick that curves in midair.
BETWEEN THE STICKS
The space between the two goalposts.
BICYCLE KICK
When a player jumps up into the air making a shearing movement with his legs (similar to the motion of riding a bicycle) in order to kick the ball. This is one of soccers most celebrated skills and it can be used defensively to clear the ball away from the goalmouth or offensively to strike at the goal in an attempt to score. Also called