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Lets face it, reading sucks . . . but movies are fun! In this childrens picture book parody for grown-ups, Pixar writer and artist Josh Cooley presents the most hilariously inappropriatethat is, the bestscenes from contemporary classic films in an illustrated, for-early-readers style. Terrifying, sexy, and awesome scenes from such favorite films as Alien, Rosemarys Baby, Fargo, Basic Instinct, Seven, The Silence of the Lambs, Apocalypse Now, The Shining, and many more are playfully illustrated and captioned to make reading fun and exciting for kids who never grew up. A sly celebration of the things fans love most about these legendary films (and movies in general), this is one book that probably should not be read at bedtime.

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For my kids who will never be allowed to read this book Copyright 2014 - photo 1

For my kids who will never be allowed to read this book Copyright 2014 - photo 2

For my kids... who will never be allowed to read this book.

Copyright 2014 by Josh Cooley.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

ISBN 978-1-4521-3022-4 (epub, mobi)

The Library of Congress has cataloged the previous edition as follows:
Cooley, Josh.
Movies r fun! : a collection of Cinematic classics for
the Pre-(film) school Cinephile/ Josh Cooley.
pages cm
ISBN 978-1-4521-2233-5 (hc)
1. Motion picturesJuvenile humor. I. Title.

PN1994.5.C66 2013
791.43dc23

2013010809

Illustrated by Josh Cooley
Designed by Erin Cooley and Michael Morris

Chronicle Books LLC
680 Second Street
San Francisco, California 94107
www.chroniclebooks.com

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old - photo 3

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old - photo 4

This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence, explained Alex.

Say what again Say what again said Jules I dare you I double dare you - photo 5

Say what again. Say what again, said Jules. I dare you, I double dare you.

You want a toe I can get you a toe said Walter Hell I can get you a toe by - photo 6

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, said Walter. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 oclock this afternoon, with nail polish.

Im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse explained Don Corleone I want - photo 7

Im gonna make him an offer he cant refuse, explained Don Corleone.

I want you to hit me said Tyler Durden as hard as you can I want to buy - photo 8

I want you to hit me, said Tyler Durden, as hard as you can.

I want to buy your women explained Jake Sell them to me Sell me your - photo 9

I want to buy your women, explained Jake. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!

You are a very nosey fella kitty kat huh asked the midget You know what - photo 10

You are a very nosey fella, kitty kat, huh? asked the midget. You know what happens to nosey fellas?

Whose money do I have asked the driver Im sorry Dave said Hal Im - photo 11

Whose money do I have? asked the driver.

Im sorry Dave said Hal Im afraid that I cannot do that Police Freeze - photo 12

Im sorry, Dave, said Hal. Im afraid that I cannot do that.

Police Freeze said Marge WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR went the woodchipper - photo 13

Police! Freeze! said Marge.
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... went the woodchipper.

Your clothes give them to me now said the Terminator Hi Brad You - photo 14

Your clothes... give them to me, now, said the Terminator.

Hi Brad You know how cute I always thought you were said Linda Now go - photo 15

Hi, Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were, said Linda.

Now go home and get your shinebox suggested Billy Batts Me so - photo 16

Now go home and get your #$@&*% shinebox! suggested Billy Batts.

Me so horny explained the lady Me love you long time Kane what is it - photo 17

Me so horny, explained the lady. Me love you long time.

Kane what is it What is wrong asked Ripley AAAAHHHHHhhhhhh answered Kane - photo 18

Kane, what is it? What is wrong? asked Ripley.
AAAAHHHHHhhhhhh! answered Kane.

Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss asked Anton Pause went the - photo 19

Whats the most youve ever lost on a coin toss? asked Anton.

Pause went the VCR Wait what is happening asked the audience - photo 20

Pause, went the VCR.

Wait what is happening asked the audience He got a real purty - photo 21

Wait... what is happening? asked the audience.

He got a real purty mouth aint he said the mountain man Wolfie is fine - photo 22

He got a real purty mouth, aint he? said the mountain man.

Wolfie is fine honey Wolfies just fine said the T-1000 Where are you - photo 23

Wolfie is fine, honey... Wolfies just fine, said the T-1000. Where are you?

What have you done to it asked Rosemary What have you done to its eyes - photo 24

What have you done to it? asked Rosemary. What have you done to its eyes?

Yippee-Kay-Yay mother said John McClane Would you like me to - photo 25

Yippee-Kay-Yay mother #@&*$%! said John McClane.

Would you like me to seduce you asked Mrs Robinson Is that what you are - photo 26

Would you like me to seduce you? asked Mrs. Robinson. Is that what you are trying to tell me?

Eeny meeny miny moe said Hit-Girl I want to be a cleaner just like - photo 27

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, said Hit-Girl.

I want to be a cleaner just like you said Mathilda Okay replied Lon - photo 28

I want to be a cleaner, just like you, said Mathilda.
Okay, replied Lon.

The power of Christ compels you commanded Father Damien I can do anything - photo 29

The power of Christ compels you! commanded Father Damien.

I can do anything I want explained Frank And so can you Come play with - photo 30

I can do anything I want, explained Frank. And so can you.

Come play with us Danny said the twins For ever and ever and - photo 31

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