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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Monkeylove.
This book would not have been possible without the love, support and good grooming of our families, loved ones, life-long friends and, believe it or not, our enemies (eat shit and die!).
We also wish to extend our undying gratitude to ego trip's co-founder Henry Chalfant, our live-ass editor, Dana Albarella, as well as the following hamburger helpers:
Amir Abdullah, Bryan Adams @ FAB Communications, Cey Adams @ The Drawing Board, Abby Addis, Bill Adler @ Mouth Almighty, Afu-Ra, AJ Scratch, Maria Alamillo @ Warner Bros., Alchemist, Harry Allen, A-l Records, Stretch Armstrong, Babu, Baby Paul, Miguel Baguer @ Columbia, Meegan Barnes @ Femme Arsenal, Malik Bellamy @ Thugged Out Entertainment, Beni B @ ABB, Debi Bensinger @ Interscope, Noah Callahan-Bever, Big Boi, Big Daddy Kane, Big Punisher, Big Shug, Billy Jam, Biz Markie, Black Star, Blak Shawn @ Rawkus, Betsy Bolte @ No Limit, Theola Borden @ Jive, Jared Boxx, B+, Brian Brater @ Rawkus, Shawn Brauch @ Pen & Pixel, David Bry @ Vibe, Erin Burke, Greg Burke @ Elektra, Kevin Burke, Ayana Byrd @ Rolling Stone, Jamie Cadwell, David Calderly @ Gee Street/V2, Cappadonna, Hope Carr, Matt Carter, DJ Cash Money, Vanessa Ceballos @ Loud, Cee-Lo, Chris Chambers @ Interscope, Josh Cheuse, Chuck D, Jennifer Clay @ Skechers U.S.A., Rachelle Clinton, DJ C-Los, Lyor Cohen, Chris Connelly @ MTV News, Cormega, Don Cornelius, Rob Corrigan, Count Chocula, Craig B, Daddy-O, DB's, Dead Prez, De La Soul, Del The Funke Homosapien, Nate Denver, Nina Diaz @ MTV, D.M.C., Doctor Dr, The Dubwiser, Andra M. Duncan, Dyme, DJ Eclipse, Electric Boogaloos, El-P, Eminem, EMZ @ Stimulated, Michael Engelaan, Express @ Supermen Productions, DJ Evil Dee, Fat Beats, Fat Joe, Melissa Ferstl @ Pen & Pixel, Jonathan P. Fine, Stu Fine @ Wild Pitch, Jana Fleishman @ Elektra, Herman Flores @ Industry Insider, Freddie Foxxx, Aaron Fuchs @ Tuff City, Funkmaster Flex, Nick Gamma @ Jive, Jeff Gandel @ Tuff City, Bobbito Garcia, Starlite Gentry, Brian Gilmore @ Loud, Gimme Gimme Records, Louis Gisone, Max Glazer, Lea Goldman @ Forbes, Michael A. Gonzales, Belgica Gonzalez, Karen R. Good, Ablla Gomez Gotay, Greg Nice, Guru, Talib Haq, Stephen Harrigan, Carter Harris @ Vibe, Anthony Harrison, Darcie Hayashi, Haze @ Hyperformance, Ebon Heath @ (((stereotype))), Heather B., Grace Heck @ Relativity, Dave Helm, Haitian Mike Heron @ Hydra, Ben Higa, Lauryn Hill, Selwyn Seyfu Hinds @ The Source, Danny Hoch, Sarah K. Honda, Chris Houghton, Inspectah Deck, Molly Jackel, Elon D. Johnson, Julio G @ 92.3 The Beat, Toshio Kajiwara, Dennis Kane, Kaves, Rob Kenner, Zuhairah Khaldun @ Tommy Boy, Kid Capri, KLC, Paul, Carol & Sunshine Kleinberg, Kool Keith, Kool Moe Dee, Kool DJ Red Alert, Krayzie Bone, kris ex, Anne Kristoff @ Elektra, Jeremy Larner @ JL Entertainment, Christian Lantry, Laze-E-Laze, Lisa Leone, Sheena Lester, Joe Levy @ Rolling Stone, Miles Marshall Lewis, Valerie Lewis @ MCA, Alan Light @ Spin, Chris Lighty, Amy Linden, Aaron Lockenfaura @ Famous Artists, Lootpack, Jeff Lorez, Dorothy Low Photography, Greg Mack, Mac Mall, Jeannine Magno @ Cornerstone, Nadia Majid @ Double XXposure, Chaka Malik, Risa Malkinson, Bnz Malone, Marley Marl, Rachel Marsh, Mario Martin, Angie Martinez, Kimmy Mason @ Jive, Yasushi Matsuda, Debi Mazar, Maze, Amhalise Mbolo, Donna McCleer, Iain McNee @ Tape Kingz, Alexander Mejia @ Virgin, Mia X, Sia Michel, Tracey Miller, Mills from Zulu Nation, DJ Mister Cee, M.O.P., Rigoberto Morales @ The Source, Alejandro Morales, Jr., Aimee Morris @ Gee Street, Patrick Moxey, Mr. Complex, Mr. Len, Mr. Magic, Mr. Serv On, Mr. Walt, Mr. Wiggles, Aurelio Santos Muoz, Musolini, Jarret Myer @ Rawkus, Nikki @ Asti Management, Ninety-9, Noreaga, Diana Oberlander, Noa Ochi @ Loud, Maureen O'Connor @ Rogers & Cowan, Minya Oh @ Vibe, Keisha Orange @ No Limit, Jackie Osae-Asare @ Columbia, Kim Osorio, Jay Papke @ Pawnshop Press, Peanut Butter Wolf, Gabrielle Peluso @ Def Jam, Alison Pember @ London, Percee P, John Perez, Barbara Pescolido @ No Limit, Pharoahe Monch, Phase 2, Phat Gary @ Empire Management, www.platform.net, Ricky Powell, DJ Premier, Prince Paul, R.A. The Rugged Man, Shaheem Reid @ Vibe, Peter Relic @ Vibe, Rhettmatic, Lorraine Robertson @ La Face, Brian Robinson @ Tommy Boy, Chris Rock, A Kid Called Roots, Aldo Rosati, Dant Ross, Shabaam Sahdeeq, Saviour @ Alphanumeric, Shani Saxon @ Teen People, Scaramanga, Christine Schaar, Schoolly D, Heidi Schuessler, Andy Schwartz @ Epic, Sen Dog, MC Serch, Shazam, Jon Shecter @ Game, Russell Simmons, Zenobia Simmons @ Penalty, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Slick Rick, Danyel Smith, Will Socolov @ Freeze, Paul Sommerstein, The Sound Library, Mark Spear @ Songwriter Services, Special K (Awesome Two), Dorothy Stefanski @ Rap Pages, Bill Stephney, DJ Steve D, Georges Sulmers @ Raw Shack, Cathy Symeonidis @ Def Jam, Taheem @ Loud, Tash, Teflon, Rob Reef Tewlow, Michele Thome @ (((stereotype))), Jean Tirebuck @ Blues & Soul, Vikki Tobak, Tomika @ Du Boi Management, Dave Tompkins, Too Poetic, Too Short, Julio C.Trejo @ Priority, Jasmine Vega @ Virgin, Cristina Vern, Konstantin Vilenchitz, Jennifer Vogelmann @ Will, Monty Wan, Wendy Washington @ Universal, Bill Weinstein, Richard Weissman, Wendy @ The Cleaver Company, Carl Real Niggas Do Real Things Weston @ Graf Core, Will @ Flip, Felicia A. Williams @ The Source, Fly Ty Williams, Monica Williamson, Tim Willis, Wise, Douglas Wolk, Howard Wuelfing @ Columbia, Xzibit, Zhou Dao-Yi, DJ Git Zimmerman, Christie Z-Pabn @ DMC.
Special big em up shout-outs to all ego trip contributors and fans past and present. One of us equals many of us. Foe life.
BAWNO.
Ted Bawno's Forward Foreword.
It's been a long road traveled. Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Oh, by the way, for those who don't knowhi, my name is Theodore Aloysius Bawno. But you can call me Ted. (And if your name is Angie Dickinson, you can call me anytime, sunshine.)
I am the original P.E.Publisher Extraordinaire. And I'm number one, baby. My mighty hard-rockin rap magazine, ego trip, is the definitive, arrogant voice of musical truth. What does this mean? It means that there are so many non-kosher slabs of perfect-bound dead trees that scream beats, rhymes and lifestyle, but ain't really sayin jack-squat.
Me? My team? Big dogslike my dear, late pal, The Yankee Clipper, Joe DiMaggio, and his great championship teams of the 40s. Everyone else? Geeky, pen-holding, dollar-and-a-dream-having cracker barrel crackers (yeah, I might be white, but I'm on the Black hand side, ya smell me?). They're riding the whimsical tradewinds of my ghetto Bible like a junkie with a $10 habit on one of those coin-operated kiddie pony rides that you find in front of your local take-out Chinese restaurant. Sure, those might seem like good vibrations, but the truth comes from a special place.