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Seth Weinstein always knew Tina was way, way, way out of his league. Which is why hes still astonished that hes on a plane heading for their wedding in Florida. The Groom Posse has already pulled an airport prank on himand hes survived! It should be easy going from now on.
But Seth has absolutely no idea what hes about to get into. A simple drink or two with the boys sparks a series of events that will pit Seth and his friends against everything and everyone imaginable, from his very powerful, very disapproving soon-to-be father-in-law to the federal government to a love-struck orangutan.
Seths hope for smooth sailing is turning into a trip on the Titanic. And the water is getting deeper by the minute...

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Also by Dave Barry FICTION Lunatics with Alan Zweibel The Bridge to - photo 1

Also by Dave Barry

FICTION

Lunatics

(with Alan Zweibel)

The Bridge to Never Land

(with Ridley Pearson)

Peter and the Sword of Mercy

(with Ridley Pearson)

Science Fair

(with Ridley Pearson)

Peter and the Secret of Rundoon

(with Ridley Pearson)

Cave of the Dark Wind

(with Ridley Pearson)

The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog

Escape from the Carnivale

(with Ridley Pearson)

Peter and the Shadow Thieves

(with Ridley Pearson)

Peter and the Starcatchers

(with Ridley Pearson)

Tricky Business

Big Trouble

NONFICTION

Ill Mature When Im Dead

Dave Barrys History of the Millennium (So Far)

Dave Barrys Money Secrets

Boogers Are My Beat

Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway

Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Dave Barry Turns 50

Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus

Dave Barrys Book of Bad Songs

Dave Barry in Cyberspace

Dave Barrys Complete Guide to Guys

Dave Barry Is NOT Making This Up

Dave Barry Does Japan

Dave Barrys Only Travel Guide Youll Ever Need

Dave Barry Talks Back

Dave Barry Turns 40

Dave Barry Slept Here

Dave Barrys Greatest Hits

Dave Barrys Homes and Other Black Holes

Dave Barrys Guide to Marriage and/or Sex

Dave Barrys Bad Habits

Claw Your Way to the Top

Stay Fit and Healthy Until Youre Dead

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex

The Taming of the Screw

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G. P. PUTNAMS SONS

Publishers Since 1838

Published by the Penguin Group

Penguin Group (USA) Inc., 375 Hudson Street, New York, New York 10014, USA Penguin Group (Canada), 90 Eglinton Avenue East, Suite 700, Toronto, Ontario M4P 2Y3, Canada (a division of Pearson Penguin Canada Inc.) Penguin Books Ltd, 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England Penguin Ireland, 25 St Stephens Green, Dublin 2, Ireland (a division of Penguin Books Ltd) Penguin Group (Australia), 707 Collins Street, Melbourne, Victoria 3008, Australia (a division of Pearson Australia Group Pty Ltd) Penguin Books India Pvt Ltd, 11 Community Centre, Panchsheel Park, New Delhi110 017, India Penguin Group (NZ), 67 Apollo Drive, Rosedale, Auckland 0632, New Zealand (a division of Pearson New Zealand Ltd) Penguin Books (South Africa), Rosebank Office Park, 181 Jan Smuts Avenue, Parktown North 2193, South Africa Penguin China, B7 Jiaming Center, 27 East Third Ring Road North, Chaoyang District, Beijing 100020, China

Penguin Books Ltd, Registered Offices: 80 Strand, London WC2R 0RL, England

Copyright 2013 by Dave Barry

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission. Please do not participate in or encourage piracy of copyrighted materials in violation of the authors rights. Purchase only authorized editions.

Published simultaneously in Canada

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Barry, Dave.

Insane city / Dave Barry.

p. cm.

ISBN 978-1-101-60919-4

I. Title.

PS3552.A74146I57 2013 2012028009

813'.54dc23

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the authors imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, businesses, companies, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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Two days before his wedding Seth was in a cab with his best man Marty who - photo 4

Two days before his wedding, Seth was in a cab with his best man, Marty, who was advising him on the responsibilities of the groom.

Your job, Marty said, is to get hammered.

Ive seen the movies, said Seth. It never ends well.

Its a tradition, said Marty. The groom, about to give up his old lifestyle forever, spends one last night partying with his buddies, laughing with them, crying with them...

Throwing up on them, said Seth.

Not on the best man, advised Marty. Thats the function of the lower-ranking groomsmen.

The cab was approaching the American Airlines terminal at Reagan Airport.

One thing, said Seth. No stripper.

Seriously?

If a stripper shows up, I will run. I will run like the wind.

Strippers are traditional, said Marty.

Strippers are hookers. Remember the one we got for Kevin?

Marty made a face. OK, Ill admit hygiene was not her...

She was disgusting, Marty. She personally controlled two-thirds of the world supply of stank. Id rather get a lap dance from Charles Barkley.

You want us to get Charles? Because I hear hes pretty responsive to fan requests.

No stripper, thats what I want.

They were pulling up to the curb.

I got this, said Marty, paying the cabbie, which was unlike him. You go inside.

I gotta get my suitcase.

Ill get it. Youre the groom, man. Let people cater to you.

Seth frowned. It was also unlike Marty to cater. Marty was, by nature, a cateree. Feeling a twinge of suspicion, Seth put a hand on Martys shoulder, leaned in eye to eye. Marty, he said, swear to me on your mother that there will be no stripper.

Absolutely. I swear on my mother, may she rest in peace.

Your mothers still alive.

Unfortunately, yes. Now go find the rest of the Groom Posse.

The rest of the Groom Posse consisted of Kevin (he of the stanky stripper) and Big Steve. The four of themSeth, Marty, Kevin and Big Stevehad been close friends since they met as roommates at the University of Delaware, where they had distinguished themselves by amassing the largest vertical stack of used pizza delivery boxes in the schools history, and quite possibly in the annals of higher education. After graduating they had pursued different career paths, but they remained close friends, connected by the bond of college, as well as the bond of being unsuccessful at everything they had tried since.

Seth spotted the hulking mass that was Big Steve by a boarding pass machine, his finger hovering uncertainly over the touch screen, his face scrunched into a frown, looking like a man about to enter the code that would launch a nuclear strike against Pyongyang, as opposed to a man confirming his selection of an aisle seat. Big Steve was a man who always... wanted... to... make... absolutely... sure... of... everything. Standing behind him in a movie concession line was a nightmare. He could take five full minutes to choose a beverage, before moving on to the far more difficult issue of what size beverage. Not to mention the popcorn decision, which more than once had made him miss the beginning of a feature film.

Pacing around Big Steve like a small, jittery asteroid orbiting a planet was Kevin, who, as always, was on his cell phone, lying to somebody about something. As Seth drew near, he gathered that in this case the person being lied to was Kevins wife.

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